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imsore_y

28 M Allston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Former child actor, finally growing into my dimples.
EMT turned medical researcher turned oral surgeon hobbyist.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I research bones. Here is a haiku about my life:

I know all of T-Swift's moves.
Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance.
I know all of T-Swift's moves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the tin whistle, Civil War reenacting, making borscht.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lost puppy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors/genres: Haruki Murakami, Stephen J. Gould, Paul Farmer, Harry Crews, Robert Walser, Pablo Neruda, sexy Latin authors, glum Russian authors.

Movies: Good will Hunting: An E! True Hollywood Story.

Music: Goo goo dolls, counting crows, oasis, 90s music that only ripens with age.

Food: Borscht and only borscht. I eat nothing but borscht.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a half dozen pizza bagels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thermo dynamics. Static electricity. Pastries. Home brewing. Bone density. Saving peoples lives. The logistics of soft core pornography. Darfur. How shameful it is that polio still exists in the world. Fine velvet furniture. Fourth season of the OC. Flavors of gum with remix in the title.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-In da club.
-Quiet night at home with a classic film and home cooked meal.
-Moonlight stroll.

Favorite Bars: Fight Bar, Dances with Wolves, Velvet Logic, Frank's Booze House, McGinntie's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time when my boy scout troop and I were selling Christmas wreaths, door-to-door, I peed on the wreaths before selling them.
I was terrible. I'm so sorry wreath purchasers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna hang out or in or learn how to make borscht.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq09UkPRdFY You appreciate this sans irony.