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34 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:31pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
I think prior to meeting someone through okcupid, you should agree to some kind of social contract, so here's mine: I promise never to post shirtless pics, skip out on dates, lie about my height, or text like a 3rd grader.

I'm an expert listener and will gladly listen to you vent about: your job, your boss, your one stupid friend who you can't believe you still talk to, your asshole ex, or the jerk in front of you in traffic.

I make funny faces in the mirror, blurt out rap lyrics at random, take improv classes, thrift shop like a champ, conquer trivia nights, and can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

I am incapable of growing a beard that doesn't make me look like a crazed hobo. My apologies to all the beard fetishists out there.

If I see you answered the STALE to STEAL question wrong, you automatically have 2 strikes. I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

I want a life partner who can roll with the punches, laugh with me, and never has to hide their feelings. Someone who will be happy at a broadway musical or art film as much as a roller derby bout or monster truck rally.
What I’m doing with my life
Umm, not watching game of thrones, not watching mad men, not watching house of cards, not watching whatever is cool to "binge watch" nowadays

How do people have time to binge watch things anyway? Don't they exercise, or go outside, or read, or clean, or cook? Can a binge-watcher explain this to me? Are there seriously people who say "sorry I can't do anything this weekend, I have to catch up on season 3 of the shield, this is my life now!"

I'm not one of those weird anti-tv people, but if you're avoiding real life because you just have to learn what some elf did on a magical tv show, it might be time to re-evaluate things.
I’m really good at
- Being told I'm "such a good guy" by ex-girlfriends and women avoiding a second date.

- Being told I'm an asshole by people who don't understand my sense of humor.

- Being told "don't worry she's out there" by well-meaning married friends who clearly have no idea what it's like to be a single man in his mid-30s in St. Louis

- Being told "how do you expect to find a woman with a dating profile like THAT?" by family members
The first things people usually notice about me
The only knowledge I could possibly have of this is the one time a gay guy catcalled me in Chicago for having "nice legs". So maybe it's my legs, but it's quite possible he was drunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like weird movies and comedies. That's pretty much my essence. I also enjoy yelling at the stupid couples on house hunters international, laughing at the awful business ideas on shark tank, and guesstimating prices on antiques roadshow.

I like to cook and eat. If you like to eat, we might get along.
The six things I could never do without
Like all other pompous self-absorbed people on here, I'm going to just say this question is stupid and pretend I'm above it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How soon I can travel again and where.
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's see...trivia, thrifting, movie, dinner with friends, improv show, going to bed early. Is there any way I could make this sound exciting?

Oh! Sometimes I like to go to theater shows/musicals or art openings! That makes me sound much classier.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If I sent you a message. If I sent you a message you should definitely respond.