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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:49pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You'd think by now that I'd know how to write the perfect online profile, right? Well I'll do the best I can. I'm a thinker, a traveler, a comedian, and a nonconformist. I've never been married and I don't have any children.

I'm the type of guy you can take home to your mother.

I have a very dry wit, and I try to see the humor in life. I'm a responsible person and I'm well past my "lets just have fun" part of my life. I'm ready for something long-lasting.

I don't have all the answers and I don't pretend to, but I think with the right partner we can answer some of life's big questions, or at least google them for one another. :)

In conclusion your honor, the videotape clearly shows that I was nowhere near the Waffle House at the time of the great syrup massacre of 2015. Wait, where am I?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to do as much as possible with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Umm...making funny faces in the mirror, blurting out rap lyrics at random, doing improv comedy, thrift shopping, trivia nights, and I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

Finding parking spots, knowing the right direction, picking good restaurants, and making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes. And my butt. Eyes and butt, that about covers it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like weird movies and comedies. That's pretty much me in a nutshell. I also enjoy yelling at the stupid couples on house hunters international, laughing at the awful business ideas on shark tank, and guesstimating prices on antiques roadshow.

I don't "binge watch" anything.

I like to cook and eat. If you like to eat, we'll probably get along. 😊
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What is this, a buzzfeed article?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How soon I can travel again and where.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fall/winter version:
Comedy improv!
Pizza and movie!
Art opening!
Play/musical (ok nevermind I'm sleeping zzzzzzz)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never learned to read
You should message me if
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If I sent you a message. If I sent you a message you should definitely respond.