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imsostlouis

35 M Santiago, Chile

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola, soy un americano visitando Suramérica! Voy a estar en Santiago y Buenos Aires en noviembre y estoy tratando de conocer y hablar con gente nueva. Mi español es muy malo, así que espero que podamos hablar en Inglés. No se preocupe si su Inglés es malo, mi español es peor! :) Gracias por leer, tienen un buen día!

If you only speak English, the above said I'm visiting South American in November and I'd love to meet up and talk. Have a great day!

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Ahh yes, the ole self summary. The cause of and solution to online dating frustrations. I'll try to follow the "less is more" philosophy on here, because #1: who wants to read a book report on a potential date? And #2: you don't need to know EVERYTHING about me before we meet up. If you like what you read, there's more where that came from.

I make funny faces in the mirror, blurt out rap lyrics at random, take improv classes, thrift shop like a champ, conquer trivia nights, and can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

I want a life partner who can roll with the punches, laugh with me, and never has to hide their feelings. Someone who will be happy at a broadway musical or art film as much as a roller derby bout or monster truck rally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to do as much as possible with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding parking spots, knowing the right direction, picking good restaurants, and making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only knowledge I could possibly have of this is the one time a gay guy catcalled me in Chicago for having "nice legs". So maybe it's my legs, but it's quite possible he was drunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like weird movies and comedies. That's pretty much me in a nutshell. I also enjoy yelling at the stupid couples on house hunters international, laughing at the awful business ideas on shark tank, and guesstimating prices on antiques roadshow.

GAME OF THRONES DISCLAIMER:
Since it seems 95%+ of people on here either read or watch game of thrones, I feel the need to say that I do NOT watch or read it. I know that it involves a magical kingdom of dragons and a little person is some kind of tyrant king or something, but that is the extent of my knowledge. If you partake in got, that's perfectly cool, but if you're looking for a guy to sit down and nerd out on the minutiae of George "railroad" martins work, there are plenty of those guys out there for you, but I'm not one of them.

I like to cook and eat. If you like to eat, we'll probably get along. 😊
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What is this, a buzzfeed article?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How soon I can travel again and where.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Summer version:
Muny!
Cards game!
Pizza and movie!
Thrifting!
Art openings!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned to read
You should message me if
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If I sent you a message. If I sent you a message you should definitely respond.