I'm an expert listener and will gladly listen to you vent about: your job, your boss, your one stupid friend who you can't believe you still talk to, your asshole ex, or the jerk in front of you in traffic.
I make funny faces in the mirror, blurt out rap lyrics at random, take improv classes, thrift shop like a champ, conquer trivia nights, and can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
I am incapable of growing a beard that doesn't make me look like a crazed hobo. My apologies to all the beard fetishists out there.
If I see you answered the STALE to STEAL question wrong, you automatically have 2 strikes. I'm sorry, but rules are rules.
I want a life partner who can roll with the punches, laugh with me, and never has to hide their feelings. Someone who will be happy at a broadway musical or art film as much as a roller derby bout or monster truck rally.