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imthebest8182

32 Minneapolis, MN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a funny, friendly, open-minded gal. I am very silly and would like to meet someone to complement my silliness. I like some nerdy things like sci-fi, anime and comic books. Love to drink beer and go to movies. Love to give hugs, receiving them is nice too.

I've always liked learning about new things; if you have an interest in something with which I am not very familiar, I will probably pick your brain.

My family is extremely important to me. My best friend is my sister and I'm living with her now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a speech-language pathologist at a hospital - I work with adults recovering from brain injuries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, cracking jokes, napping, staying organized, being there for people who need me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little shy at first but get over it pretty quickly. I'm laid-back and sarcastic. I try to find the humor in any situation, but I also know when it's time to be serious. My balance is good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movie: Top 6 list: Cinema Paradiso, Kids in the Hall Brain Candy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moonstruck, Pride and Prejudice, Wet Hot American Summer. And I love documentaries.

TV: Colbert Report, Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Hannibal, Young Justice, Flash.

Music: I turn on the Current or Top 40 - depends on my mood. I truly like a little bit of everything - I know it's a completely boring answer, but it's actual and factual. I have a special place in my heart for 90's R&B and I don't care who knows it.

Books: I'm in a book club so I read at least one non-school book a month. I usually fall asleep too quickly so it takes me a long time to get through one. I prefer non-fiction over fiction. And sometimes YA fiction. Don't judge. Graphic novels and some superhero comics.

Food: Whatever you put in front of me. I have little patience for cooking; I can make salad dressing, spaghetti, and toast. Basically, you cook, I'll chop. And I'm very good at getting the dishes afterwards.

Other: I like to listen to This American Life, Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me..., Fresh Air, Comedy BangBang.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The seasons, ice cream, laptop, the internet, iPhone, bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. Can't get the hamster wheel in my head to stop spinning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at dinner or small bar with friends, or staying in with a movie. I waver between having a lot of activities and being completely lazy. I'm crazy low-maintenance, don't even try to take me to a club. Trivia nights, karaoke, bowling, board games, etc. are all good. Any place with good food, good beer, and a relaxed atmosphere is fine by me. Cards Against Humanity with good friends is the best.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't swim. Actually, it's that I'm afraid to swim in deep or choppy waters. Then again, I totally surprised myself when I went snorkeling in Hawaii a couple years ago. So maybe I don't really know what I'm saying...

I've purchased infomercial products.

It's not really a secret, but I recently started wearing hearing aids. After having normal hearing for most of my life, I started to notice some loss about five years ago.
You should message me if
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You consider yourself to be/have:
A good smile
Laid-back
Down to earth
A little nerdy
Intensely funny
A carnivore (omnivore, I should say)

You don't/aren't:
Wear skinny jeans
Practice yoga everyday (to clarify, once in a while is fine - just don't be more flexible than me, it's weird)
A starving artist
Looking for a casual hookup
Smoke cigarettes, crack is ok

A little cynicism is healthy, but if you're a brooding douchebag, why didn't you just stay at home? Also, why are you messaging me if you live in Arkansas...?