Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a funny, friendly, open-minded gal. I am very silly and would
like to meet someone to complement my silliness. I like some nerdy
things like sci-fi, anime and comic books. Love to drink beer and
go to movies. Love to give hugs, receiving them is nice too.
I've always liked learning about new things; if you have an
interest in something with which I am not very familiar, I will
probably pick your brain.
My family is extremely important to me. My best friend is my sister
and I'm living with her now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a speech-language pathologist at a hospital - I work with
adults recovering from brain injuries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, cracking jokes, napping, staying organized, being there
for people who need me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a little shy at first but get over it pretty quickly. I'm
laid-back and sarcastic. I try to find the humor in any situation,
but I also know when it's time to be serious. My balance is good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie: Top 6 list: Cinema Paradiso, Kids in the Hall Brain Candy,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moonstruck, Pride and Prejudice,
Wet Hot American Summer. And I love documentaries.
TV: Colbert Report, Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Hannibal, Young
Music: I turn on the Current or Top 40 - depends on my mood. I
truly like a little bit of everything - I know it's a completely
boring answer, but it's actual and factual. I have a special place
in my heart for 90's R&B and I don't care who knows it.
Books: I'm in a book club so I read at least one non-school book a
month. I usually fall asleep too quickly so it takes me a long time
to get through one. I prefer non-fiction over fiction. And
sometimes YA fiction. Don't judge. Graphic novels and some
Food: Whatever you put in front of me. I have little patience for
cooking; I can make salad dressing, spaghetti, and toast.
Basically, you cook, I'll chop. And I'm very good at getting the
Other: I like to listen to This American Life, Wait, Wait Don't
Tell Me..., Fresh Air, Comedy BangBang.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The seasons, ice cream, laptop, the internet, iPhone, bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. Can't get the hamster wheel in my head to stop
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at dinner or small bar with friends, or staying in with a
movie. I waver between having a lot of activities and being
completely lazy. I'm crazy low-maintenance, don't even try to take
me to a club. Trivia nights, karaoke, bowling, board games, etc.
are all good. Any place with good food, good beer, and a relaxed
atmosphere is fine by me. Cards Against Humanity with good friends
is the best.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim. Actually, it's that I'm afraid to swim in deep or
choppy waters. Then again, I totally surprised myself when I went
snorkeling in Hawaii a couple years ago. So maybe I don't really
know what I'm saying...
I've purchased infomercial products.
It's not really a secret, but I recently started wearing hearing
aids. After having normal hearing for most of my life, I started to
notice some loss about five years ago.
You should message me if
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You consider yourself to be/have:
A good smile
Down to earth
A little nerdy
A carnivore (omnivore, I should say)
Wear skinny jeans
Practice yoga everyday (to clarify, once in a while is fine - just
don't be more flexible than me, it's weird)
A starving artist
Looking for a casual hookup
Smoke cigarettes, crack is ok
A little cynicism is healthy, but if you're a brooding douchebag,
why didn't you just stay at home? Also, why are you messaging me if
you live in Arkansas...?
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