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CLAPTRAX

43 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bowie's "Absolute Beginers" captures the beauty i am looking for, just a hope.

So..yeah, i am a professional clap artist, and thanks to technology i am largely based out of my home studio here in mpls.
I know what your thinking, he's a clap artist, different women, different cities, probably every night. Trust me its not like that.
I have clapped behind too many artists to mention here, but ill give you a taste. Menudo, Leo Sayer, Eddie Money, Hall and Oats, and a little group by the name Rendezvous.
My technique is the 'muffled cup' and it is often sampled.

Sorry, that was all a dream

Dinners, movies, picnics, runs? Driving aimlessly and eating in small towns? Disc golf?

Believe me, i am not a Huey Lewis guy, but his ''wanna new drug'' song now resonates with me.

Love is the drug.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising kids, repairing stringed instruments for work, and running.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking like its 1950. Not a bad guitar player.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea, salt pepper hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Early R.E.M, nothing beyond Lifes Rich Pageant. The Rutles. Dennis Brown is my default music choice. Steve Earle has been a favorite for a long time. The Stones Tatoo You has been in my tape deck for six months(update:new car, its out). Sade's Lover's Rock still holds up, frequently imitated. Really into Danial Lanois and Brian Eno these past few years.

The Onion, Studs Terkel.

KFAI member.

Movie- The Party

Food- yes please
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Running shoes
Resilience
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people tend to be such followers, it is difficult to watch, and i just don't understand.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crashing, biore strip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gift is not the pen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this resonates with you, or you are Sarah Silverman.
You do not refer to yourself as gal, or kids kiddos. Thank you.