I suppose I should state up front that me and the whole monogamy
thing are a 0% match. Things about me? Um. Smart, funny, prone to
fits of obsession. If you give me something to edit I will pick it
apart like it's a dead coyote and I'm a starving vulture.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to grad school to become an ESOL teacher. Sometimes I draw
comics. I like to cook and make crafty things. Hablo español, je
parle français, 我会说中文, 私は日本語を少しだけ話します, أَنَاْ بحْكِيْ بَسْ شْوَيّةْ
The first things people usually notice about me
High energy levels, sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: His Dark Materials, Sandman, Jonathan Safran Foer, Daniel
Clowes, Tom Robbins
Movies: Pixar, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Wes
Anderson, Monty Python
Shows: Home Movies (the cartoon, not the crotch-shots montage),
Archer, Parks and Recreation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaninglessness of life and the vast, infinite darkness
awaiting us called death.
Actually mostly skinny boys and pretty girls. Sometimes more
interesting things like stuff I want to draw, projects I want to
undertake, food I want to cook, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no "typical" about me babe ;)
Just kidding, probably drinking wine while freaking out about how
adorable Ben and Leslie are on Parks and Rec
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is a family of raccoons living in my vagina.
You should message me if
you want to. I like chatting and friendly debates. I especially
like talking about to weird people and/or about weird things.
If my appearance is the main subject of your message I won't
respond. Not because it's bad if you think I'm attractive (or
unattractive) but because it's just not very interesting and I'd
rather talk about other stuff.