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24 Essex Junction, VT Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 16
5' 9" (1.75m)
My self-summary
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I suppose I should state up front that me and the whole monogamy thing are a 0% match. Things about me? Um. Smart, funny, prone to fits of obsession. If you give me something to edit I will pick it apart like it's a dead coyote and I'm a starving vulture.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to grad school to become an ESOL teacher. Sometimes I draw comics. I like to cook and make crafty things. Hablo español, je parle français, 我会说中文, 私は日本語を少しだけ話します, أَنَاْ بحْكِيْ بَسْ شْوَيّةْ عَرَبِيْ
The first things people usually notice about me
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High energy levels, sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: His Dark Materials, Sandman, Jonathan Safran Foer, Daniel Clowes, Tom Robbins
Movies: Pixar, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Monty Python
Shows: Home Movies (the cartoon, not the crotch-shots montage), Archer, Parks and Recreation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaninglessness of life and the vast, infinite darkness awaiting us called death.

Actually mostly skinny boys and pretty girls. Sometimes more interesting things like stuff I want to draw, projects I want to undertake, food I want to cook, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no "typical" about me babe ;)

Just kidding, probably drinking wine while freaking out about how adorable Ben and Leslie are on Parks and Rec
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is a family of raccoons living in my vagina.
You should message me if
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you want to. I like chatting and friendly debates. I especially like talking about to weird people and/or about weird things.

If my appearance is the main subject of your message I won't respond. Not because it's bad if you think I'm attractive (or unattractive) but because it's just not very interesting and I'd rather talk about other stuff.