(here's some music while you read, if you're on a computer)

I'm a geek, but I do a real good impersonation of someone cooler than me. Also I'm actually as tall as it says in my details.

What's it like to date me? Let me tell you about it.

I want to meet for a drink and then walk home smiling.
to take you out to dinner.
to go try everything this city offers. Everything.
to hang out with your friends.
to hang out with my friends.
to know what makes you tick.
to know what turns you on.
to make plans for something that I think you'd like, but is secretly just so I can get you into that black dress in your closet.
to cancel our plans (not the black dress plans) and just stay in, lounge around, play music, play cards, play doctor.
to wake up early and make coffee and eggs for us. I'm told I'm good at both.
to drive just north of here for short vacations.
to fly south, east, and west of here for long vacations.
to solve a mystery together (it could happen).
to argue. I don't want to, but it'll happen.
to paint you.
to photograph us.
to find all the things I forgot to put on this list.

That about covers it.

The last few years have been the best of my life, preceded by the worst. Things weren't going so well back then, and I feel proud for hoisting myself up out if it (it's where my user name comes from, if you're wondering).

And now I'm this awesome guy that wants to flirt with you over a drink.

What am I doing with my life? Working a good job. Living in a fun neighborhood in the greatest city on Earth (I won't claim it's better than Martian cities without visiting them first, that's just being an interplanetary dick). Enjoying time with good friends and family. Eating good food. Painting good pictures. And so on. Things are good.

Language. Saying things that stop you in your tracks.

Eyes. No wait smile. Or ass. Hey look, I'm the complete package, this is tough.

I'd rather just save this stuff for later.

I'll just list the things that are usually in my pockets:

keys
wallet
phone
comb
batarangs

Guy stuff: movies, women, Batman.

"Has it really been so long...
...
...
... since I went to karaoke?"

I can't wait to be done with this web site. Don't get me wrong, it's great and I'm glad it exists, but this is stuff is draining. I'd rather spend my energy being with someone than finding someone.

Damn right I am.

But really when I'm dating someone I'd say I like a 70:30 stay in vs go out ratio on a Friday night, Saturday being more of 30:70. I'm social, with a great group of friends, and I love this city, but it's really nice staying in with someone.

I just spent $100 on board games.

That's your call.