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51 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 39–52
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Assume nothing!
Tall, fit, social, outdoorsy, very handy, creative, resilient.

Road trips, the mountains and beach, seasons, city life.

I would be a great host for Family Feud.

I may contact you just to say "cool picture" or "where do you surf" or just "hello". It doesn't necessarily mean I'm looking to latch on.
Feel free to do the same!

Me and sailing:
I recently joined the crew of a large race boat on the Chesapeake that sails Saturdays in the Spring and Fall. I’m learning a lot and love every minute of it.
I also recently acquired two sailboats, a 20' cruiser and a 14' dinghy. Let me tell you, the small one is a lot harder to sail than the big one...a lot. I first sailed the dinghy in Stone Harbor's bay and entertained thousands. Peter Travers from Rolling Stone declared me "Hilarious!". Others wrote "Ed at his funniest best!" and "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry!”. The 20’ is docked at Nockamixon.

Me and snow:
UPDATE 2/18/14: Yes, despite the Winter of 2014 and the volume of sidewalk that I, as a landlord, am responsible for, I love snow.
Snow transforms me into a sleepless energetic nut. If my neighbors are outside shoveling their walks at 3am, I’ll get out of bed and help...even if I don't like them.
On my bday (2/9) the 3rd big snowstorm of the '09/'10 season started and after dinner at my sister's, it was off to the bar to meet friends then onto tying a rope to my truck and being towed around on my friend’s snowboard. Occasionally I'd let him try. After he was burned out, I towed some strangers around on tubes and when they burned out I drove downtown and hung out with the crowd sledding the Art Museum steps. I went to bed at 3AM only because I wanted to get back up at 5 and start over. I love winter but I don’t like being cold. are you at driving in the snow?

Me and Kelly Drive:
I feel so lucky to live within walking distance of Kelly Drive. I rollerblade it often and there’s no better way to unwind after a day of work or enjoy the tranquility of the river at sunrise on a Sunday.
I don’t like West River Drive though.

Me and other Fun:
Regular hikes in the Wissahickon.
Festivals, art exhibits, hiking, camping, NYC (esp. during Christmas), motorcycles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Converting an old sandpaper factory into a 25 tenant artist community and I'm almost done. I'm eyeballing the former carpet factory across the street to do the same.


Now I'm thinking of buying the local neighborhood market.
It stinks...literally and figuratively.
I could make it on hoppin' place
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I mingle well at parties and love organizing get togethers. I rally the neighbors for 3 block parties a year...Winter, Summer, and Fall.

I'm very mechanically inclined so, fixing things...including things that aren't even broken.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're a good catch" (thanks mom)

Nice long legs with a tight butt on top.
Dude, your clothes are so 2013 but you do look better in person. In fact, you're hot!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Starred in a local independent film and it won an award.

Equal opportunity Eater
Always looking for new wheat beers.
I make horchata. It's easy.

WKDU "All of the hits, none of the time." WPRB, for the punk, indie, trance, trip hop, jazz, and other non commercial music but still enjoy the popular stuff too like "Lets get this party started"

I have a very old Appalachian Trail guide that my Great Uncle owned. Read everything by Hemingway.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Canned laughter (I'm lost without it)
Tenants (pays the bills)
Wikipedia (satiates my thirst for how stuff works)
Hope (gets me up in the morning)
Mistakes (the're really isn't such a thing)
Tools (for fixin' stuff)
Nieces (I wish I had kids :(
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where do fruit flies come from? Do they live in the bananas?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adjusting the firmness of the waterbed in my van and vacuuming the shag.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like either anchovies and pineapple on my pizza but not at the same time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not superficial (we both can't be)

You want to scour NYC for Cash Cab

You can appreciate and handle the power of honesty

You can appreciate a double rainbow

You have a tandem bicycle or unicycle

You'll give taunting spectators the eye while I sail and flail

You need help spending your lottery winnings

You need help figuring which slot to use for a single piece of toast

You need a partner for The Amazing Race

You shop local

It's physically impossible for you to drop a recyclable into the trash.

You have a DIY question

You know of a trail through a pine forest. I love pine forests.

You have a 100% feedback rating on e-bay like I do

Your A/C isn't on nonstop from May to September

You can give me more cowbell (SNL)
(This has been confused to mean something naughty)

You want to visit Iceland

You have the "How its Made" ringtone

You want to test a Nigerian money scam

You enjoy the outdoors

You want to tell me about your day; night after night, week after week, year after year

You will believe I am listening to you; night after night, week after week, year after year
( Stop, I'm kidding! I've been told many many times that I'm a great listener.)

You have a cool job and your own money

You know which end of a hammer to hold (If you don’t know, I can’t respect you but will certainly hop in your bed at the slightest invitation whether real or imagined)

You can drive a stick (transmission...I'm not making a sexual innuendo you little tart)

You actually are a little tart

You’re willing to teach me how to make a tart. (I don’t know which end of a spatula to hold)

You enjoy the seasons

You're pinned under something heavy and need a hand
(I stole this from another profile...tee hee)

You’re smart (If I ask you to pull my finger and you do... mmmm, not smart)

You will kiss my boo-boos whether real or imagined

You have your own thoughts, interests, and passions

You want to run naked in the woods

You want to run naked around a deserted island

You want to run naked around the house

You want to run naked around Eagle's Stadium (I wouldn’t think you’re smart, I would pretend to not know you, claim to not respect you, secretly be turned on, and would certainly hop in your bed)

You can successfully drive a car and if it's a stick...marry me.