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30 M Vienna, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:01am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
"Just be cool, and everything will be cool." - Anonymous friend of mine. Best all encompassing and applicable catch phrase EVER.

If you couldn't tell from my pictures, I'm into the music thing a bit. I'm a teacher, so I'm not the kind of musician that's utterly destitute or delusional about rock stardom. I'm sure it would be nice, but I'm enjoying teaching way too much. Kids are fucking HILARIOUS people, and have taught me more about the world and how to not go insane from it far better than any "adult" ever has. But if you think you could do a better job, then by all means...I'm accepting applications :)

I appreciate my own limits, but encourage others to push theirs. I write songs a LOT and forget them seconds later, I doodle when I'm in deep thought or on the phone, I keep my clean clothes in the dryer until someone else needs to use it, and I hate-hate-HATE the smell of cat piss in people's homes. Let me just go the whole nine (cat pun not intended) and admit (first step) that I unabashedly detest cats. Dogs ALL DAAAY. I'm also fully aware that I just lost a good 93% of the vote just now with that statement. If you have one, I can deal...any more is totally unnecessary-- along with your extreme case of anthropomorphism and future episode on Hoarders.

Oh..and cilantro...don't even go there. I've been told my disgust for it is actually an allergic reaction, but either way I think it tastes like I'm licking rancid armpit. Pass. Other than that I am an unwaivering optimist, I PROMISE! :D
What I’m doing with my life
Already told you I'm a music teacher, but I'm more like the boss/principal of a music school. I'm in charge of all the programs and essentially maintain every operating function in the building in some capacity. It's literally my job to HAVE FUN and make sure all 200+ kids I'm in charge of are doing the same. My work often follows me home, but the payoff is better than any swanky gym membership or VIP access any cubicle-riddled slaughterhouse could offer me. If that's you though, then do you. I'm totally fine and making a living by living my dream...which just so happens has nothing to do with government contracts, law school, or black tie affairs. Invite me to one though sometime, would you? I'll make you look good I promise ;)

Look here, all you fabulously free dudettes and you cavalier super ladies; you securely insecure artisans and you diabolic dancefloor divas... I'm just riding the wave alongside of all of you. No, you've never heard of me or my portfolio, but I assure you I have an extensive repetoire with which I can use to find something good for the both of us. If you're into things that feel meaningful because they are, or like to skip the bullshit when it's obvious... then hit me up. I can pay my own rent on time, I can feed myself, and I can also wipe my own ass. I've AT LEAST got my act together enough to be entertaining the thought of thinking about someone else when I'm all by my lonesome.
I’m really good at
A lot of things that are likely to end in -ing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My presence. And then my paralyzing good looks. Haha, riiiight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite band everrrr: Incubus (I have been listening to them since before they were radio born, and have stuck through to the bitter end)

Also, since I'm a music geek--listing off all the songs running through my mind right now would lead to blistered fingers. I'm also not an elitist, nor a trendsetting up-and-coming forecaster, but if you like to share your tastes with people then count me in. I'll find a beat to bob my head to, I promise.

Food: Yes, I can actually make a meal that doesn't require a glance at the "directions", come from a freezer or a box with flavor packets, or make use of a microwave preset. Thank you. I've actually made a bunch of stuff, but when I do it's totally on the fly. So far, I've eaten all of it and haven't died or used my gag reflexes.

Movies: I'm for 'em!

Books: I'm an article reader. I'm honestly not a huge book guy, but I'd also honestly like to change that. Honestly. I do like reading articles of semi-substance though. Mainly techy mags. Tape Op, WIRED, Psychology Today, Popular Science, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Goooooo Planet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Micro-expressions, body language, the power of intention, persuasion, melodies and rhythms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working and waiting for Saturday when I have to wake up earlier than any other day of the week......LAAAAME. Saturday & Sunday nights are my JAM though. Sorry if you're a 9-5er and you get the usual weekend. That just means you miss out on one day of my awesome raditude.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never peed in a public pool. I always got out and risked slipping and breaking my neck and drowning. I'm adventurous AND sanitary.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want my body and you think I'm sexy...come on sugar let me know..." -Rod Stewart

If you get this deep sense that there's probably more to me that you would like. If only you would just write me a message...Hey! There's a thought :P

Also--since a bunch of you gals have thrust these "bonus points for some bullshit" out there, then here's mine just for kicks: Tell me your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke. If you have to look him up to find one, then you obviously don't already know what funny actually is.