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30 M Wilmington, DE

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am excellent at couching through all types of scenarios. I like single malts and double espressos. I love the smell of rain. I want to trade all the 24 hour news channels for one 24 hour Soul Train channel. My weirdest legit tax deductions were a six pack of tiki umbrellas and a bovine castrating tool. I like to sleep in on Black Friday so I can really stick it to corporate America. I once said the phrase, "This is good pizza weather." I once saw four operas in one week. I sometimes get stuck in a continuous state of mull.

I'm over-educated and under-qualified for pretty much every job, but here are some occupations I've held in chronological order: pizza delivery guy, marching band instructor, poker dealer, freelance steel drummer, Stage Manager, Operations Coordinator (the vagueness of that title was a double edged sword).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently undertaking a "hipster sabbatical." After assisting the marketing and fundraising at a small arts organization, I saved enough money to live for a year and quit my increasingly unfulfilling job to pursue a few entrepreneurial projects and take the time to grow mentally and shrink physically (apparently my expansion over time wasn't due to the expansion of the universe).
I’m really good at
Conceptual Facebook status updates. Here was a good one:

"I'm beginning my career as a Facebook ghost-writer. Now is your chance to be a better you* than you've ever been before. If you don't have a dramatic increase of LPS (Likes Per Status) in the first week, you get a complete refund. Get the attention you deserve, and sign up now!

*DISCLAIMER: Outcomes in your Facebook reality rarely affect your actual reality."
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not perceptive enough to pick up on what people are noticing about me while I'm frantically trying to recall if I've met someone or not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I tend to read books that discuss how science and technology have changed our society in the last century. Specifically, I've really enjoyed Emergence by Steven Johnson, The Long Tail and Free by Chris Anderson, The Filter Bubble by Eli Pariser, Cognitive Surplus by Clay Shirky, and Remix by Lawrence Lessig. I'm currently slugging my way through Present Shock: When Everything Happens Now by Douglass Rushkoff. Basically, if I like someone's TED talk, I'll take a look at the book they're selling. I've also have read and loved everything written by Steve Martin.

Movies - I seek out movies from writer/directors rather than the usual HollywoodComicBookSequel of the week. I love the movies of Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, Noah Baumbach, and any movie written and starring former cast members of The State. If it has a lot of witty dialogue or absurdist humor, I'll love it. I like going to TheateN, but I never seem to remember to check what they are showing.

TV - The Daily Show and Colbert Report are the greatest shows on TV. Life is always a tad emptier when they're on hiatus and I don't have those guys to frame the goings-on with their acute cynicism. I also enjoy Community, 30 Rock, The League, the Louie CK show, and anything Arron Sorkin has ever written.

Music - It's best live! I see a lot of live classical music but I'm not a snob about it. I never grew out of the taste for quintessential 90s rock (Toad the Wet Sprocket and Crowded House) I unironically like the Spin Doctors. More currently, I like The Shins, Mute Math, Brooke Fraser, and Teitur (He's a singer/songwriter from the Faroe Islands. Look him up!). I adore the music of Nick Drake. I usually stick with NPR when I'm in the car.

Food - I enjoy cooking and eating all sorts of meat. I'm working on better eating habits and am exploring how to cook cuisine that doesn't revolve around melted cheese. The greatest thing I've eaten was the lamb and rice from NYC's most beloved Halal cart on 53rd and 6th. You also can't go wrong with sushi or phở.
The six things I could never do without
-a good stereo
-a nice pen (something with a special balance of flowing ink but isn't too drippy)
-a car without stick shift
-Sugar Free Red Bull
-artistically and spiritually stimulating trips to cities that aren't Wilmington, DE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is the appeal of watching sports? I like the Olympics and World Cup Fútbol, but I really don't see the appeal of the football or baseball or basketball. If Nascar spiced up their programming with shaky handheld cameras and a loud and raucous film score, I'd probably watch it. Please enlighten me!
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working, I'm either culturing or enjoying a quiet night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a speech impediment until middle school. Ss, CHs, and Zs were my arCH nemeSiS.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Girlfriend Specialist Position (Tenure Track)

General Description:
This is a full-time, tenure-track position responsible for participating in the ongoing pursuit of happiness and enlightenment. The successful candidate must be willing to work cooperatively with the current faculty and be eager to create new traditions while researching and exploring a new paradigm for relationship dynamics.

-3-5 years experience managing a relationship
-Advanced degree from an accredited relationship institution (optional)
-Strong communication skills
-Tolerance or predilection for sarcasm recommended
-Background in adorableness preferred but not required

To apply, please send a Statement of Interest and two letters of recommendation. Applications will be considered until the position of Girlfriend is filled.