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indelaware

31 M Endicott, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am excellent at couching through all types of scenarios. I like single malts and double espressos. I want to trade all the 24 hour news channels for one 24 hour Soul Train channel. My weirdest legit tax deductions were a six pack of tiki umbrellas and a bovine castrating tool. I like to sleep in on Black Friday so I can really stick it to corporate America. I once said the phrase, "This is good pizza weather." I once saw four operas in one week. I sometimes get stuck in a continuous state of mull.

I'm over-educated and under-qualified for pretty much every job, but here are some occupations I've held in chronological order: pizza delivery guy, marching band instructor, poker dealer, freelance steel drummer, Stage Manager, Operations Manager (the vagueness of having "operations" in your job title is a double edged sword).
What I’m doing with my life
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After undertaking a "hipster sabbatical," I have returned to the world of the working class. My user name should now be "fromDelaware" since I just moved to the Binghamton area to work for a non-profit. I don't have a five year plan, but I like what I do and as long as there are people who donate part of their income to create a better community, I'll be able to keep doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the moment of meeting someone for the first time, I'm not usually able to turn off my chaotic inner monologue reminding me of every proper custom of etiquette and am lucky if I pronounce my own name correctly. I don't have the social aptitude to perceive what people are noticing about me while my brain screams an infinitely long list of social reminders into a finitely short hand shake. Once I settle into the situation get to know everyone, my inner monologue calms down and I can be normal again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I tend to read books that discuss how science and technology have changed our society in the last century. Specifically, I've really enjoyed Emergence by Steven Johnson, The Filter Bubble by Eli Pariser, Cognitive Surplus by Clay Shirky, Remix by Lawrence Lessig, and Present Shock by Douglass Rushkoff. Basically, if I like someone's TED talk, I'll take a look at the book they're selling. I also have read and loved everything written by Steve Martin.

Movies - I seek out movies from writer/directors rather than the usual HollywoodComicBookSequel of the week (I can sit through them but they're all the exact same movie!!! After a long and unnecessary exposition, protagonist overcomes impossibly evil antagonist while a city gets destroyed). I love the movies of Wes Anderson, Richard Linklater, Woody Allen, Noah Baumbach, and any movie written and starring former cast members of The State. If it has a lot of witty dialogue or absurdist humor, I'll love it.

TV - The Daily Show and Colbert Report are the greatest shows on TV. Life is always a tad emptier when they're on hiatus and I don't have those guys to frame the goings-on with their acute cynicism. I also enjoy Community, 30 Rock, The League, the Louie CK show, and anything Arron Sorkin has ever written.

Music - It's best live! I see a lot of live classical music but I'm not a snob about it. I never grew out of the taste for quintessential 90s rock (bands like Toad the Wet Sprocket, Crowded House) More currently, I like The Shins, Mute Math, Brooke Fraser, and Teitur (He's a singer/songwriter from the Faroe Islands. Look him up!). I adore the music of Nick Drake. I usually stick with NPR podcasts when I'm in the car.

Food - I enjoy cooking and eating all sorts of meat. I'm working on better eating habits and am exploring how to cook cuisine that doesn't revolve around melted cheese. The greatest thing I've eaten was the lamb and rice from NYC's most beloved Halal cart on 53rd and 6th. You also can't go wrong with sushi or phở.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-a good stereo
-GPS
-a nice pen (something with a special balance of flowing ink but isn't too drippy)
-a car without a stick shift
-Sugar Free Red Bull
-artistically and spiritually stimulating trips to cities that aren't Wilmington, DE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my expansion over time isn't due to the expansion of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working, I'm either culturing or enjoying a quiet night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a speech impediment until middle school. Ss, CHs, and Zs were my arCH nemeSiS.
You should message me if
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Girlfriend Specialist Position (Tenure Track)

General Description:
This is a full-time, tenure-track position responsible for participating in the ongoing pursuit of happiness and enlightenment. The successful candidate must be willing to work cooperatively with the current faculty and be eager to create new traditions while researching and exploring a new paradigm for relationship dynamics.

Qualifications:
-3-5 years experience managing a relationship
-Advanced degree from an accredited relationship institution (optional)
-Strong communication skills
-Tolerance or predilection for sarcasm recommended
-Background in adorableness preferred but not required

To apply, please send a Statement of Interest and two letters of recommendation. Applications will be considered until the position of Girlfriend is filled.