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31 Endicott, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like single malts and double espressos. I want to trade all the 24 hour news channels for one 24 hour Soul Train channel. I like to sleep in on Black Friday so I can really stick it to corporate America. I once said the phrase, "This is good pizza weather." I've seen four operas in one week. I sometimes get stuck in a continuous state of mull.
What I’m doing with my life
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After undertaking a "hipster sabbatical," I have returned to the world of the working class. My user name should now be "fromDelaware" since I just moved to the Binghamton area to work for a non-profit. I like what I do and as long as there are people who donate part of their income to create a better community, I'll be able to keep doing it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am excellent at couching through all types of scenarios.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have the social aptitude to perceive what people are noticing about me while my brain screams an infinitely long list of etiquette reminders into a finitely short hand shake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I tend to read books that discuss how science and technology have changed our society in the last century. Specifically, I've really enjoyed Emergence by Steven Johnson, The Filter Bubble by Eli Pariser, Cognitive Surplus by Clay Shirky, Remix by Lawrence Lessig, and Present Shock by Douglass Rushkoff. Basically, if I like someone's TED talk, I'll take a look at the book they're selling. I also have read and loved everything written by Steve Martin.

Movies - I seek out movies from writer/directors and I'm incredibly bored of the Comic Book Sequel of the Week that Hollywood keeps churning out. I can sit through them but they're all the exact same movie!!! (After a long and unnecessary exposition, the protagonist overcomes the impossibly evil antagonist while a city gets destroyed). I love the movies of Wes Anderson, Richard Linklater, Woody Allen, Noah Baumbach, and any movie written by and starring former cast members of The State. If it has a lot of witty dialogue or absurdist humor, I'll love it.

TV - The Daily Show and Colbert Report are the greatest shows on TV. Life is always a tad emptier when they're on hiatus and I don't have those guys to frame the goings-on with their acute cynicism. I also enjoy Community, 30 Rock, The League, the Louie CK show, and anything Aaron Sorkin has ever written.

Music - I work for a symphony orchestra, but I am not a music snob at all. I never grew out of the taste for quintessential 90s rock (bands like Toad the Wet Sprocket and Crowded House). On my iPod right now are The Shins, Mute Math, The Beta Band, Nickel Creek, Bela Fleck and some old-timey calypso. I will forever adore the music of Nick Drake. These days, I probably listen to NPR more than I listen to music.

Food - I enjoy cooking and eating all sorts of meat. I'm working on better eating habits and am exploring how to cook cuisine that doesn't revolve around melted cheese. The greatest thing I've eaten was the lamb and rice from NYC's most beloved Halal cart on 53rd and 6th. You also can't go wrong with sushi or phở.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-a good stereo
-a nice pen (something with a special balance of flowing ink but isn't too drippy)
-Sugar Free Red Bull
-artistically stimulating trips to big cities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my expansion over time isn't due to the expansion of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either culturing, trying to cook something without a recipe, or enjoying a quiet night in with Netflix and blankets.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a speech impediment until middle school. Ss, CHs, and Zs were my arCH nemeSiS.
You should message me if
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Girlfriend Specialist Position (Tenure Track)

General Description:
This is a full-time, tenure-track position responsible for participating in the ongoing pursuit of happiness and enlightenment. The successful candidate must be willing to work cooperatively with the current faculty and be eager to create new traditions while researching and exploring a new paradigm for relationship dynamics.

-3-5 years experience managing a relationship
-Advanced degree from an accredited relationship institution (optional)
-Strong communication skills
-Tolerance or predilection for sarcasm recommended
-Background in adorableness preferred but not required

To apply, please send a Statement of Interest and two letters of recommendation. Applications will be considered until the position of Girlfriend is filled.