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tardigradient

30 Atlanta, GA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A mostly diurnal nerd from Connecticut who inexplicably abandoned forensic psychology to draw comics about sarcastic ghosts and people totally okay with accidental extra limbs. (And other weird things.) Quick-witted, well-read, soft-hearted and bizarrely cold tolerant.

Dry clean only.

I am driven to learn almost everything about nearly everything like a bitchier, stacked Neil Degrasse Tyson. With less television appearances. (Call me, Neil.)

Happiest up to my elbows in comic books. The following are my ideal niche environments:
1. bed, high pillow ratio. at least one blanket.
2. park or museum, range of 70-75 degrees; nowhere near wasps. (either kind.)
3. environments 1 and 2, but with wifi.

I'm talky for an introvert, shy but with a filthy mouth. Admitted propensity towards black humor. Still a shameless heathen. Still hopeless at flirting. Wanted in several countries.

I mean, not for crime. I have a lot of friends. Who are also not criminals.

In summation: big girl with big heart and big love for big books. Film at eleven.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance illustrator/comic book artist with illustration series, short run mini comics, and a new webcomic. Long term, I'm planning a cartoon pitch. For now, I live in Atlanta with a museum admin gig to keep things steady.

Resume and coverletter attached.*

*References available upon request.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I draw stuff that looks pretty neat, if you're into that: rockpaperscissorsglue.tumblr.com/tagged/my_art

My resting bitchface is magnificent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My space princess lumps. That's just how we roll, smooth posers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: More than I'm willing to itemize. Feel free to ask. Currently reading Nate Silver's The Signal and the Noise. My comfort reread: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Graphic Novel/Comics: Asterios Polyp, The Adventures of Tintin, Transmetropolitan, Nextwave, Hellblazer series, Persepolis, Osamu Tezuka's Black Jack, Corto Maltese, Saga, Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Now collecting The Wicked and The Divine and Ms. Marvel.

Stuff I Watch: The Life Aquatic, The Fall, Labyrinth, Mushishi series, Amelie, old Godzilla movies, Miyazaki films, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Recently saw Mad Max: Fury Road and LOVED it. Bob's Burgers, Steven Universe, Daredevil, and my fave: Gravity Falls

Music: I range from insufferable hipster to jpop trashbaby. Lifetime love for Radiohead, Shiina Ringo, Queen, Bowie and Nina Simone.

Food: I love food. I am a damn fine cook. Will do various and sundry acts for fresh sashimi, a proper beef wellington, and good creme brulee. Even the kinky stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I asked my mother if I should list her as something I can't live without. Direct quote: "Where are you that you can't live? Are you in trouble? Is this a jail call?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Content includes but not limited to:
1. Comics
> a) Representation in comics.
> b) Personal responsibilities therein.
2. Fat birds
3. Welfare of family, friends, and that one dog I saw with half a tennis ball
> a) Where's the other half?
> b) Oh my god, did he eat it??
4. Interesting looking people
5. Being happy
> a) Comics (see previous).
> b) Not being an asshole, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on art. Gallivanting with friends. Or, let's be honest here, watching Murder She Wrote. Possibly also while drinking. Probably with said friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I gave a boy a black eye in first grade for trying to shove me off a swing set. Supposedly I still scare him.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can say more than 'hi'. If I made you laugh. If I'm pretty cute. If I'm your planet's only hope.

Okay, maybe not the last one. That's a lot of pressure.