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tardigradient

30 Atlanta, GA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a mostly diurnal nerd from Connecticut who inexplicably abandoned forensic psychology to draw comics about sarcastic ghosts and people totally okay with accidental extra limbs. (And other weird things.) Quick-witted, well-read, soft-hearted and bizarrely cold tolerant.

Dry clean only.

I am driven to learn almost everything about nearly everything like a bitchier, stacked Neil Degrasse Tyson. With less television appearances. (Call me, Neil.)

Happiest up to my elbows in comic books. The following are my ideal niche environments:
1. bed, high pillow ratio. at least one blanket.
2. park or museum, range of 70-75 degrees; nowhere near wasps. (either kind.)
3. environments 1 and 2, but with wifi.

I'm talky for an introvert, shy but with a filthy mouth. Admitted propensity towards black humor. Still a shameless heathen. Still hopeless at flirting. Wanted in several countries.

I mean, not for crime. I have a lot of friends. Who are also not criminals.

In summation: big girl with big heart and big books. Film at eleven.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance illustrator and comic book artist. I've done mostly illustration series, editorials, short run mini comics, and started a webcomic. Working towards opening a shared studio/gallery space. Long term, I want a few feminist graphic novels under my belt and a successful cartoon pitch. I hold a little bakery job to keep things steady.

Resume and coverletter attached.*

*References available upon request.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I draw stuff that looks pretty neat, if you're into that: rockpaperscissorsglue.tumblr.com/tagged/my_art
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My space princess lumps. That's just how we roll, smooth posers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Holy hell, way too many. Feel free to ask. But definitely anything Haruki Murakami, though Norwegian Wood remains my favorite. (Disclosure: I reread The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series once a month. It's my comfort read.)

Graphic Novel/Comics: Asterios Polyp, The Adventures of Tintin, The Authority, Hellblazer series, Persepolis, Spera, still collecting Osamu Tezuka's Black Jack and Corto Maltese, Saga, Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Now collecting The Wicked and The Divine and Bitch Planet.

Movies: The Goonies, The Life Aquatic, The Fall, The Emperor's New Groove (I can quote it in its entirety), Labyrinth, Pacific Rim, Mushishi series, Amelie, old Godzilla movies, Miyazaki films, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. A merry band of documentaries, and movies so bad, they're good. (I'm looking at you, Sharktopus.)

Music: I range from insufferable hipster to jpop trashbaby. Lifetime love for Radiohead, Shiina Ringo, Queen, Bowie and Nina Simone.

Food: I love food. I am a damn fine cook. Will do various and sundry acts for fresh sashimi, a proper beef wellington, and good creme brulee. Even the kinky stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I asked my mother if I should list her as something I can't live without. Direct quote: "Where are you that you can't live? Are you in trouble? Is this a jail call?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Far too many project ideas, where I put my glasses, where I put my OTHER glasses, cheese grits, and fat birds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Happily churning out art. Gallivanting with friends. Or, let's be honest here, watching cartoons. Possibly also while drinking. Probably with said friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have kicked a child off a fashion runway. In my defense, I was five at the time and homegirl stole my microphone.
You should message me if
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...if I made you laugh. If you can make me laugh. If you can say more than 'hi'. If I'm your planet's only hope.