Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A weird professional illustrator from Connecticut. Quick-witted,
well-read, soft-hearted and bizarrely cold tolerant. Loves
impulsive cooking, nature documentaries, roadtrips to unusual
places, multi-level bookstores, and bubble tea. I will kill a man
if woken before 5 am.*
I am fueled by a love of learning, like a bitchier, stacked Neil
Degrasse Tyson. A practical Bilbo Baggins sort of gal— fond of a
stocked larder and cozy home. Definitely the type who'll google it
before expecting you to know. Typically up to my elbows in comics.
I can be coaxed into going out if I find you interesting but holy
shit I have no patience for idiots. I have been known to drunkenly
rant about featherless depictions of dinosaurs.
The following are my ideal niche environments:
1. bed, high pillow ratio. at least one blanket. possibly books.
okay, definitely books.
2. park, museum, well-lit rooms with range of 70-75 degrees;
nowhere near wasps. (either kind.)
3. environments 1 and 2, but with wifi.
Interested in long term with equally intelligent, happily goofy
nerd. I packed a lot of adventure in before twenty-five and by now
I'm more invested in comfort. Almost comically uninterested in
being Your Mom. (But clean your room.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I refuse to use my psych degree beyond "mousepad", apparently. Thus
I'm hard at work on several freelance illustration gigs and my own
projects. (I keep busy. Hence this profile.) Long term, pitching a
cartoon show. Possibly getting a dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I draw stuff that looks pretty neat. My resting bitchface could
inspire regime change.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My space princess lumps. That's just how we roll, smooth posers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Look, I hate listing this stuff. So let's stick with the current,
like, three. Yes? Okay. Good. Glad we had this talk.
Books: The Code Book, Simon Singh. Uprooted, Naomi Novik.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams. (Again. Shut
Graphic Novel/Comics: Weeping Flower, Grows In Darkness, Kris
Mukai. Hemlock, Josceline Fenton. Monstress, Takeda/Liu.
Watchables: Craic Dealer, Dara Ó Briain. Gravity Falls. The Man
Music: Stromae, Wild Beasts, Martha Wainwright.
Food: Will do various and sundry acts for fresh sashimi, a proper
beef wellington, and good creme brulee. Even the kinky stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Libraries. Tandoori. Snow. Brain. Mom. One Punch Man.
That last one's true, fight me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Content includes but not limited to:
2. How to lessen my jerk content.
3. Welfare of family, friends, and that one dog I saw with half a
> a) Where's the other half?
> b) Oh my god, did he eat it??
4. Interesting looking people
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing out with friends or in with Jessica Fletcher. Or in
with friends AND Jessica Fletcher.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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At seven, I created an entire interpretive dance to Paul Simon's
"Call Me Al" to perform at a talent show. The private part: I still
remember the whole dance.
You should message me if
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If you can say more than 'hi'. If you're not intimidated by
intelligent women or have a book I should read. I can't see likes,
though, so they won't do much.
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