is pretty cool.

Sorry for the cheesy username, but OkCupid wouldn't let me pick my original name.

Apparently "Aniceguywhodoesnthavemuchluckwithgirlsbutwouldliketofind
acoolonetohangoutwithmaybewecouldgetsomecoffeeorheya
movieisntabadideabutnotuntillatersinceamovieonthefirstdate
iskindamehdontyouthinkanywaysyoushouldmessageme
ifyoufindmephysicallyattractiveorjustmessagemeanywayssince
iprobablydonthaveanythingbettertodo" just doesn't fit in the user name portion of the site.

Bummer.

I eat adventure for breakfast, but hardly ever get a chance to eat breakfast, or just entirely forget to until it's too late. Guess I should have listened to my parents after all :(

I hate stupid mind games.... Unless it's Mouse Trap, which is a GREAT game. Never played it before? YOUR LOSS!!!

Speaking of which, who's up for a date of Candy Land? eh eh?

...no wonder I'm single.

I am tall, dark, and free with purchase!!

Haven't had much luck with this site so far, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't take my profile as serious as others do.

But if you can't joke on your online dating website profile, where can you? Church?! No.... I'm not sure if I'm ready for my soul to be damned for entirely yet. Maybe in 2013.

Maybe at an Abortion Clinic, but last time I tried that, I lost a considerable amount of money over legal fees. Don't ask.

Real Time Update:

If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I’m a scary ghost, are you gonna be weirded out by that?

Spending way too much time on facebook.

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And now, in an attempt to fill up my profile, this question will now change to what my first date with the lucky (define "lucky") lady will be like.

SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI. SUSHI.

And maybe some coffee.*

Here's to hoping that you don't have any fish allergies!

*small print: drinking coffee on the first date is not actually guaranteed.

Making you read this entire profile until this point, obviously.

....unless you just skipped all of it just to read this part.

...touche.

That I wear glasses! No, it's probably that I'm tall. But it would be cool if they noticed that I wore glasses instead.

I like to listen to stuff like this all day;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPMYcSsFsUs

Music: Radiohead, MUSE, MGMT, Spoon, THE BEATLES, The Flaming Lips, Placebo, Elvis, Arcade Fire, Brand New, CCR, Distillers, Foxy Shazam, Mother Mother, The Kooks, The Strokes, Mad Caddies, Smashing Pumpkins, Vampire Weekend, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, Dropkick Murphys, Beach House, Built To Spill, BLACK KEYS, Franz Ferdinand, PINBACK, Wolfmother, Portishead, Phantom Planet, LCD Soundsystem, The Naked and Famous, OLD Weezer, Danger Mouse, Rolling Stones, Deftones, Eels, THE DOORS.

And when I want some visual pleasure, Scott Pilgrim vs the World is my true love.

....that and Star Wars.

Sorry, anti-nerd fans.

OH OMG 2015 WOOOOOOOO!! LIKE THIS IF YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!!

Or don't.

Speaking of nerdy things, who else likes to re-purchase your favorite movies in blu-ray, even if you already own it on DVD? Count me in for that! :D

In other words, I LIKE MOVIES. DO YOU LIKE MOVIES? LET'S LIKE MOVIES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

More movies on my list: American Beauty, Kill Bill, Shutter Island, Memento, Pans Labyrinth, Dogtooth, Inception, Black Swan, Dark Knight, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Alien trilogy, Jurassic Park, Little Children, Pulp Fiction, Blood Diamond, THE AVENGGGGERRSSSSS, Sin City, Office Space, Enter the Void, American Psycho, Anchorman, Toy Story + Pixar movies, The Departed, and tons of other foreign movies that you've probably never heard of.

TV: Family Guy, Adult Swim, Always Sunny, 24, American Dad, Dexter, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire and pretty much anything on Thursday night on NBC. I heard that show Breaking Bad was pretty good too.

1. Music
2. My laptop
3. Sushi
4. Nerdy stuff
5. Booze
6. Pants

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

And why does OKCupid keep giving me perfect matches that don't live anywhere near me?

REMINDER: I DON'T LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO! >:(

Probably doing something much less exciting than you are.

...I think I need a hobby.

I have a serious crush on girls with glasses.

Serious.

you're cool.

and being a female would be a major plus, too.

AND GLASSES. OH MAN, GLASSES!!!!!! GLASSES!!!!

Or if your username is simply "WhosThatGirl". WINNER IN MY BOOK!