Sorry for the cheesy username, but OkCupid wouldn't let me pick my original name.
iprobablydonthaveanythingbettertodo" just doesn't fit in the user name portion of the site.
I eat adventure for breakfast, but hardly ever get a chance to eat breakfast, or just entirely forget to until it's too late. Guess I should have listened to my parents after all :(
I hate stupid mind games.... Unless it's Mouse Trap, which is a GREAT game. Never played it before? YOUR LOSS!!!
Speaking of which, who's up for a date of Candy Land? eh eh?
...no wonder I'm single.
I am tall, dark, and free with purchase!!
Haven't had much luck with this site so far, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't take my profile as serious as others do.
But if you can't joke on your online dating website profile, where can you? Church?! No.... I'm not sure if I'm ready for my soul to be damned for entirely yet. Maybe in 2013.
Maybe at an Abortion Clinic, but last time I tried that, I lost a considerable amount of money over legal fees. Don't ask.
Real Time Update:
If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I’m a scary ghost, are you gonna be weirded out by that?