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38 Grand Rapids, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:49pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Alright, let's jump right in.

I'm a big guy. Tall and I've got a gut. I have a physical job that keeps me moving all day but I can't seem to shrink. I'm okay with it. If you aren't, that's okay too.

I tend to like girls with some padding as well.

I'm a little shy and awkward. I don't mean always, but you takes me awhile to warm up. If you can get past the initial awkwardness, you'll probably like me. I'm generally a pretty warm and kind person.

I like intelligent ladies. I like conversation. I like eating dinner out at places with good beer. I like snuggling. I like checking out cool bands at dive bars.

I also believe that honesty is the most important thing in any relationship with anyone.

In any event, a drink and conversation seems like a good place to start.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get ahead at work. Writing music. Hanging out with my poodle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding ways and reasons not to fill out my profile in a timely manner, making weird music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to hope it's something like my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Archer, Community, 30 Rock.

Movies: My favorite movie is Rushmore. Fight Club, Punch Drunk Love round out the top 3. Anything by Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson or written by Charlie Kaufman is a yes. I love awkward beautiful films about awkward people.

Music. I love The Breeders, Modest Mouse, Explosions in the Sky, Slint, Scout Niblett, Bonnie Prince Billy and The Narrows among countless other bands.

Food: Great beer. I love a good stout, and anything Founders.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog.
2. A job. I honestly enjoy working.
3. A bass guitar.
4. Water.
That's all I need. Fill in your own hilarious answers for 5 and 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. Lyric ideas. I love putting words together in ways that everyone can interpret differently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I do any other night. Reading, recording music, watching tv...whatever I feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty open about my life, my mistakes, and my emotions. If I told you here, it seems like we'd miss out on an interesting conversation...
You should message me if
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You enjoy alliterative awkward apathetic atheists or at least dislike people who are not those things. And really, why should we continue to not know each other?