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indiepunk_taco

44 M Stoney Creek, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Warning: I would sooo take you to see this for a first date...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdulnrNKyM

Still here? Good then you get my humour, or is it humour?

So just as everyone else here, I'm trying to think of ways to write something cleverly profound, but all i can think of is my stomach gurgling and what's for lunch.

A bit about what I'm up to.. (other than no good)..

Musician, photographer, backyard mechanic, renovator, hunter, gatherer, lover, fighter, oh and i'm a pretty good cook as well.. (fun fact: i can tempura just about anything.)
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an IT consultant and whoring myself musically in 4 cover bands (yes we take requests and will will rock your socks off), going to concerts, snowboarding, and at the moment.. a s**t load of laundry.
I’m really good at
Hacking, cooking, fixing stuff, joking around, twister, call of duty, singing falsetto, finding my way back home drunk, haggling, getting people hooked on new music, parallel parking, impressing your parents. Oh and i have a finely tuned sense of direction, i can navigate anything, anywhere. seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my tiny polish pancake ass, and that i don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bukowski, Kerouac, Adams, Coupland, Burroughs. Currently reading scar tissue and I'm finding it kinda boring.

Will Farell, Chris Farley, Star Wars, Guy Ritchie, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Fight Club, Superbad, Farrelly Bros, Coen Bros, Bros.

Sons of anarchy, Mr. Show, Simpsons, Dexter, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, South Park, Parks and Recreation, Workaholics, Tosh.0, Ugly Americans.

Mastodon, Tom Petty, Slayer, Hall & Oates, Willie Nelson, Massive Attack, Medeski Martin & Wood, Dio, Deftones, The Mars Volta, Minus the bear, Bill Withers, Fugazi, Failure, Iron Maiden, White Zombie, Oceansize, Shiner, Prince, Mike Patton, NIN, The Chariot, Mutemath, Johnny Cash, Tool, APC, Bob Marley, Curtis Mayfield, The Roots, Dillinger Escape Plan, Melvins, Punk, Metal, Electronic, Indie.. man i could go on forever here..

They didn't mention anything about comedians? Louis C.K., Mitch Hedburg, Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, Joan Rivers, Conan O'brien.

As for food, all of it! Indian, Thai, Sushi. I make THE best steak on my grill.. if your a vegetarian, i'll make you a tofurkey, deal?
The six things I could never do without
Motorbike
Tattoos
Music
Bear Grylls survival training
Bob Villa home reno guidance
The outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Conspiracy theories, technology, history, space/time, coitus (as Sheldon Cooper calls it), my next rehearsal/gig, how to take a better photograph, how to record music better, how to think less and do more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically watching Saturday Night Fever. Saturdays ill watch Friday the 13th... I'm mysterious like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in polish boy scouts as a kid. Ah good times. Shooting guns, tipping boats, bonfires, panty raids, playing the accordion..
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are not typical, have something riveting to say and are not looking for a mundane average guy. if all you listen to is house music and top 40, we probably won't get along (unless you are open to discovering new music).. but then again you never know. (hey, i am a gemini after all. that's how i roll. deal.)