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indiepunk_taco

39 M Hamilton, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So just as everyone else here, I'm trying to think of ways to write something cleverly profound, but all i can think of is my stomach gurgling and what's for lunch.

A bit about what I'm up to.. (other than no good)..

Musician, photographer, backyard mechanic, renovator, hunter, gatherer, lover, fighter, oh and i'm a pretty good cook as well.. (fun fact: i can tempura just about anything.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as an IT consultant and whoring myself musically in cover bands (yes we take requests and will will rock your socks off), going to concerts, snowboarding, and at the moment.. a shit ton of laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hacking, cooking, fixing stuff, joking around, twister, call of duty, singing falsetto, finding my way back home drunk, haggling, getting people hooked on new music, parallel parking, impressing your parents. Oh and i have a finely tuned sense of direction, i can navigate anything, anywhere. seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and that i don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bukowski, Kerouac, Adams, Coupland, Burroughs. Currently reading Jenna Jameson's Biography and finding it kinda boring..

Will Farell, Chris Farley, Star Wars, Guy Ritchie, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Fight Club, Superbad, Farrelly Bros, Coen Bros, Bros.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Mr. Show, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, South Park, Parks and Recreation, Workaholics, Tosh.0, Ugly Americans, The Americans.

Mastodon, Tom Petty, Slayer, Hall & Oates, Willie Nelson, Massive Attack, Medeski Martin & Wood, Dio, Deftones, The Mars Volta, Minus the bear, Bill Withers, Fugazi, Failure, Iron Maiden, White Zombie, Prince, Mike Patton, NIN, The Chariot, Mutemath, Johnny Cash, Tool, APC, Bob Marley, Curtis Mayfield, The Roots, Dillinger Escape Plan, Melvins, Punk, Metal, Electronic, Indie.. man i could go on forever here..

They didn't mention anything about comedians? Louis C.K., Mitch Hedburg, Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, Joan Rivers, Conan O'brien.

As for food, all of it! Indian, Thai, Sushi. I make THE best steak on my grill.. if your a vegetarian, i'll make you a tofurkey, deal?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Motorbike
Tattoos
Music
Bear Grylls survival training
Bob Villa home reno guidance
The outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Conspiracy theories, technology, history, space/time, coitus (as Sheldon Cooper calls it), my next rehearsal/gig, how to take a better photograph, how to record music better, how to think less and do more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically watching Saturday Night Fever. Saturdays ill watch Friday the 13th... I'm mysterious like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was in polish boy scouts as a kid. Ah good times. Shooting guns, tipping boats, bonfires, panty raids, playing the accordion..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are not typical, have something riveting to say and are not looking for a mundane average guy. if all you listen to is house music and top 40, we probably won't get along (unless you are open to discovering new music).. but then again you never know. (hey, i am a gemini after all. that's how i roll. deal.)