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44 M Stoney Creek, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
disclaimer: i would sooo take you to see this for a first date...

so just as everyone else here, i'm trying to think of ways to write something cleverly profound, but all i can think of is my stomach gurgling and what's for lunch.

a bit about what i'm up to.. (other than no good)..

musician, photographer, backyard mechanic, renovator, hunter, gatherer, lover, fighter, oh and i'm a pretty good cook as well.. (fun fact: i can tempura just about anything.)
What I’m doing with my life
working as an IT consultant and whoring myself musically in 4 cover bands (yes we take requests and will will rock your socks off), going to concerts, snowboarding, and at the moment.. a load of laundry.
I’m really good at
hacking, cooking, fixing stuff, joking around, twister, call of duty, singing falsetto, finding my way back home drunk, haggling, getting people hooked on new music, parallel parking, impressing your parents. oh and i have a finely tuned sense of direction, i can navigate anything, anywhere. seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
my height, my tiny polish ass, and that i don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
bukowski, kerouac, adams, coupland, burroughs. currently reading scar tissue. finding it kinda boring.

will farell, chris farley, star wars, guy ritchie, quentin tarantino, wes anderson, fight club, superbad, farrelly bros, coen bros, bros.

sons of anarchy, mr. show, simpsons, dexter, aqua teen hunger force, archer, south park, parks and recreation, workaholics, bobs burgers, tosh.0, ugly americans.

tom petty, slayer, hall & oates, willie nelson, massive attack, medeski martin wood, dio, deftones, the mars volta, minus the bear, bill withers, fugazi, failure, iron maiden, white zombie, oceansize, shiner, prince, mike patton, nin, the chariot, mutemath, johnny cash, tool, apc, bob marley, curtis mayfield, the roots, dillinger escape plan, melvins, punk, metal, electronic, indie.. man i could go on forever here..

they didn't mention anything about comedians? louis c.k., mitch hedburg, richard pryor, dave chapelle, george carlin, joan rivers, conan obrien.

i make THE best steak on my grill.. if your a vegetarian, i'll make you a tofurkey, deal?
The six things I could never do without
bear grylls survival training
bob villa home reno guidance
my parents

on second thought i could do without most of these things.. my parents being the exception. and they are exceptional..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
conspiracy theories, technology, history, space/time, coitus (as sheldon cooper calls it), my next rehearsal/gig, how to take a better photograph, how to record music better, how to think less and do more.
On a typical Friday night I am
typically im watching saturday night fever. saturdays ill watch friday the 13th... i'm mysterious like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was in polish boy scouts as a kid. good times. shooting guns. tipping boats. chasing girls, playing the accordion (sometimes all at the same time.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 89–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are not typical, have something riveting to say and are not looking for a mundane average guy. if all you listen to is house music and top 40, we probably won't get along (unless you are open to discovering new music).. but then again you never know. (hey, i am a gemini after all. that's how i roll. deal.)