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30 Umeå, Sweden Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
A little extra
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Has a kid, and might want more
English (Okay), Swedish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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v.2.1.8 "Boringness ahoy"

Father of an awesome eight-year-old.

On the whole a sarcastic and ironizing pessimistic optimist. For the most part kind and forgiving towards individuals, but exceedingly bitter at the current state of the world.

Currently living in a collective with my daughter, two friends and a cat.

I strive to keep within the boundaries of vegetarianism. I am a brazilian jiujitsu practitioner, feminist and semi-active anarchosocialist. Year-round cyclist, teetotaler, blood donor and registered organ donor.

Wholesome as fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Parenting, working and taking steps to increase the odds of my survival come the zombie apocalypse or the technological singularity.

I'm a member of a local autonomist group, primarily helping out arranging commons such as free for all clothes and book swaps and different kinds of workshops.

When there's time to spare I listen to music and/or watch movies and/or read and/or hang out with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living on a tight budget, being approximately 10-15 minutes early to any appointment, making an edible meal out of whatever is available.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be quiet in new surroundings, and I don't think I attract that much attention. If they start talking to me they might find that I try to be an attentive listener.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've forgotten many of the good books I've read, but authors who come to mind would be: Pär Lagerkvist, Albert Camus, Jean-Paul Sartre, Nikolai Gogol, H. P. Lovecraft, Karin Boye.

Movies: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tangled, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, The Isle, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert.

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dr. Horrible's sing-along-blog, Dr. Who, Firefly, Les Revenants, MLP: FiM, Star Trek, True Detective, documentaries.

Music: I tend to enjoy dark and/or aggressive music more than other stuff, though my musical tastes are quite broad. Black metal, EBM and industrial are mainstays, though.

Food: I'm up for whatever, as long as it didn't have to die to become dinner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In this day and age it's quite hard to live without a computer and internet connection. A bike, since I don't have a driver's license. Music to suit or alter my mood. Every event, good or bad, that has occurred in my life leading me to this point.

Lo should not even have to be mentioned on this list, but I guess I'll do so anyway: Lo is the celestial body around which my whole universe revolves; the entity without which everything else would lose it's meaning. That is how it should be when you're a parent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society, politics, how to best do my job and what to have for dinner. Not necessarily in that order. In fact, it may just be the opposite.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home watching a movie/playing video games with Lo, reading a book or spending time with a handful of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really as serious a person as it may seem, I may just have a knack for expressing myself in a way that makes me seem like a pretentious asshat.

Also, I'll answer almost any question asked as truthfully as possible.
You should message me if
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... You believe that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the one and only way to salvation and everlasting peace for mankind.


... Bow ties are cool.


[insert preferred reason here]