DISCLAIMER: I actually live in St. George Utah. If my profile says I'm somewhere else, it's because I like meeting penpals!
I'm a quiet introvert, who loves doing art and being surrounded by music. I think the world needs more love; some call me naive, but I just like to hope for the best from people!
I've lived all over the world. The world is rad; I recommend you check it out.
"There was a happy day, there a bad one, there was an evil face, there a good one."
If I could change my profile name, it would be Au_Ghoti, because I am a sucker for clever wordplay. (This does not include puns. Puns can go cry in a corner by themselves).
What I’m doing with my life
I dance. I dance so much. Also I'm a junior working towards a degree in Math. During the school year I also work as a math tutor, helping kids learn how to numbers. Otherwise, rock climbing, yoga, and stretching make up the majority of my life.
I’m really good at
Rock climbing. Pole dancing. Playing devil's advocate. Butt touching. Food cooking.
And I make a mean gin and tonic.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever ridiculous color my hair happens to be at the time. And
the fact that I naturally smell like Ralph Lauren Polo Black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Self proclaimed cinephile. Favorite include, but are not limited to: The Vengeance Trilogy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, In Bruges, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Brick, The Fall, SLC Punk!, Heat, The Italian Job, Dark City, Strange Days, 12 Angry Men, Seven Samurai, Se7en, Memento, Leon, City of God, Nightcrawler, Birdman...
I tend to like Nathan For You, Psych, Community, Castle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How it's Made, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Suits, 30 Rock, Hannibal... Things like that.
I like food. The kind I can eat. Italian always wins though.
Oh my goodness music is so good.
Some things I've been listening to lately: LCD Soundsystem, The Killers, Shakey Graves, Foxy Shazam, God is an Astronaut, Amon Tobin, The Dear Hunter, Phantogram, Purity Ring, Run The Jewels, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Nujabes, Tobacco, The Front Bottoms, Professor Kliq, Muse...
The six things I could never do without
-Ice Cream with fruit in it
-Scooty-Puff, Sr. (My motorcycle ('91 Honda CB 750 Nighthawk for the curious))
-Lists that are too long
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which yoga class I can fit into my schedule, the cost of gin, the
next color my hair should be, and where the next handhold is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Magic the Gathering. Don't judge me, you have weird hobbies too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I absolutely love pugs, because they have this incredible combo of
being butt-ass ugly and having ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm for
everything. Love them little fuckers.
Also I have 9.9 fingers.
You should message me if
You're looking for someone to talk to, not talk at.
You can appreciate classic film.
You have a deep seated love for Calvin and Hobbes.
You want to go rock climbing. I'm ALWAYS looking for climbing buddies.
If you don't mind always losing at Settlers of Catan.
And feel free to message me first, I'm really not that scary.