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22 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a quiet introvert, who loves being surrounded by nothing but music. I think the world needs more love; people often think I'm naive, but I like to think of it as optimism!

I've lived all over the world, and it baffles me to this day that there are people who have never left their home state. There's a beautiful world out there! Go explore it!

"There was a happy day, there was a bad one, there was an evil face, there was a good one."

Sometimes it's all you can do to stay smiling, but don't forget that bad days exist to remind you of how good the good ones can be.

Currently in an open relationship with a pretty fucking cool girl, but I'm always looking for friends, and someone to dance with.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Salt Lake to study chemical engineering at the U. I have a pole in my living room, so you can usually find me dancing to weird electronic music. Lazy days are typically classic movie days. Pop in The Hustler or 12 Angry Men and you'll know where to find me. Often, I listen to abigfatdork talk in her sleep. (We're in a fully open relationship currently)
I’m really good at
Rock climbing. Pole dancing. Butt touching. And I make a mean gin and tonic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy, sexy hair and natural good looks. And the fact that I naturally smell like Ralph Lauren Polo Black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch movies waaaay more than is healthy. Favorite include, but are not limited to: The Vengeance Trilogy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, In Bruges, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Brick, The Fall, SLC Punk!, Heat, The Italian Job, Dark City, Strange Days, 12 Angry Men, Seven Samurai, Se7en, Memento, Leon, City of God...

I tend to like HIMYM, Psych, Archer, Community, Dexter, Castle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How it's Made, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Suits, 30 Rock, Hannibal... Things like that.

I like food. The kind I can eat. Italian always wins though.
The six things I could never do without
-My Ukulele
-Otter Pops
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which coffee shop I should check out next, the cost of gin, the next color my hair should be, and where the next handhold is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Magic the Gathering. Don't judge me, you have weird habits too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate all small dogs except pugs, because pugs have this incredible combo of being butt-ass ugly and having ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm for everything. Love them little fuckers.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You think silence can be golden, not always awkward. You're looking for someone to talk to, not talk at. You can appreciate a classic film. Or you have a deep seated love for Calvin and Hobbes. :)

You want to go rock climbing. I'm ALWAYS looking for climbing buddies.

Also, if you don't mind always losing at Settlers of Catan :D