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23 St George, UT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:21am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a quiet introvert, who loves being surrounded by music. I think the world needs more love; some call me naive, but I just like to hope for the best from people!

I've lived all over the world, and it baffles me to this day that there are people who have never left their home state. There's a beautiful world out there! Go explore it!

"There was a happy day, there a bad one, there was an evil face, there a good one."

Sometimes it's all you can do to stay smiling, but don't forget that bad days exist to remind you of how good the good ones can be.

If I could change my profile name, it would be Au_Ghoti.

Relationship Anarchist.
What I’m doing with my life
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I dance. I dance so much. Otherwise, rock climbing, yoga, and throwing bread products into the air make up the majority of my life.

Sometimes I go to the secret bar in St George.

Oh you didn't know St George had a secret bar? Ask me out and I'll take you :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock climbing. Pole dancing. Butt touching. Food cooking. And I make a mean gin and tonic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whatever ridiculous color my hair happens to be at the time. And the fact that I naturally smell like Ralph Lauren Polo Black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Self proclaimed cinephile. Favorite include, but are not limited to: The Vengeance Trilogy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, In Bruges, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Brick, The Fall, SLC Punk!, Heat, The Italian Job, Dark City, Strange Days, 12 Angry Men, Seven Samurai, Se7en, Memento, Leon, City of God, Nightcrawler, Birdman...

I tend to like HIMYM, Psych, Archer, Community, Dexter, Castle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How it's Made, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Suits, 30 Rock, Hannibal... Things like that.

I like food. The kind I can eat. Italian always wins though.

Oh my goodness music is so good.
Some things I've been listening to lately: LCD Soundsystem, The Killers, Shakey Graves, Foxy Shazam, God is an Astronaut, Amon Tobin, The Dear Hunter, Phantogram, Purity Ring, Run The Jewels, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Nujabes, Tobacco, The Front Bottoms, Professor Kliq
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Fingernail Clippers
-Ice Cream with fruit in it
-Lists that are too long
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which yoga class I can fit into my schedule, the cost of gin, the next color my hair should be, and where the next handhold is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Magic the Gathering. Don't judge me, you have weird habits too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I absolutely love pugs, because they have this incredible combo of being butt-ass ugly and having ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm for everything. Love them little fuckers.

Also I have 9.9 fingers.
You should message me if
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You think silence can be golden, not always awkward. You're looking for someone to talk to, not talk at. You can appreciate a classic film. Or you have a deep seated love for Calvin and Hobbes. :)

You want to go rock climbing. I'm ALWAYS looking for climbing buddies.

Also, if you don't mind always losing at Settlers of Catan :D

And feel free to message me first, I'm really not that scary.