Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look at that smile...come on...that's pretty sweet. (Very) Slightly
rugged structure, deep dreamy eyes and a charming boyish twinkle in
my teeth. I've been told I get better looking with age...so People
Magazine is only about 23 years away from calling...I know it. I'll
Until then, I'll have to get by on my sarcasm...I should be in good
So if you have 20 some odd years to kill, maybe we can get some
coffee (or some caramels). I'm pretty easy going and sort of enjoy
the awkward first meeting...all the secret "She's shorter than she
said" and "His hair is receding more than his picture lets on"
thoughts that we all have. Isn't that the fun part...getting to
know the REAL person? Breaking down those walls is the juicy
Let's get together and be pleasantly surprised with each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making something of myself, one brick at a time...how about you?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking my responsibilities very seriously, but not taking myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I run 30+ miles a week...but those Slow Mo Joe's notice it
from from 1/4 mile back. Yeah! (ok, that's about as bragadocious as
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OK...the first 10 minutes of Hitch is a bible for dating, for both
men and women. If you haven't seen it...a) shame on you, b) our
first date is already planned.
Books: Online Dating for Dummies (page 27 said to write that)
Music: I listen to Jimmy and I hear Jimmy. Take that Wesley
Food: Seriously?!? That's like picking between your kids...The
correct answer is What Is "All Food", Alex.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Top left abdominal muscle
2 - Top right abdominal muscle
3 - Middle left abdominal muscle
4 - Middle right abdominal muscle
5 - Bottom left abdominal muscle
6 - Bottom right abdominal muscle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Samuel Adams can be such a prominent founding father of our
beloved country and still have time to make a kick-ass beer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Andy Dufresne...locked up in my mental Shawshank cell from giving
it up for the greater good of the job, hoping to dig my way out by
Saturday morning...but also hoping to avoid whats at the end of the
tunnel. DECODED: Beer. Cold.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch Army Wives...for the articles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You laugh...but not like Fran Drescher
You cry...but not like the eliminated contestant on the
You smile..but no like the Joker
You have a little mystery...but not like that cartoon girl in those
old Bugs Bunny shorts who was wearing a veil and looked all pretty
and then tore off the veil only to be one
scary...well...thing...that's too mysterious.
Who are you looking for?
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