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ineedshine

27 Salem, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was thinking of posting one of those lists that is supposed to give people a glimpse into your psyche (what do you like/dislike about yourself, etc.), but I don't think I will, for two reasons:

a. it's already been done by a friend, and many of my honest answers would overlap, so that would be creepy or boring; and
b. where my answers differ would create images in the minds of my readers that would alarm, and disturb.

Having said that, I'm a billionaire tycoon player who women want to be, and men want to be with. I am 5' 3", 170 lbs and needed to have some bones removed in order to accommodate all my curves. I am a thoughtful loner that loves with such raw intensity that flammable objects spontaneously ignite. I am a wit of such scathing insight that I would not have been out of place at the Algonquin Round Table. I am an expert in all things stereo-typically feminine, yet surprisingly rugged. I was educated at Harvard College Yale, and I got an A..

I am impulse motivated, musically inclined, moderately good looking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finished the first leg. Onto the next. Where to go? No idea.

First:
Finish school. (so close it pains me)
Consolidate.
Hoard monies.
Re-new passport.
Be the best mom I can be .

I teach various children's art classes at several reputable places in the Salem/Keizer area. If you like clay... then that's awesome. And we're awesome together. I also manage a great local taphouse. Beer and clay, it's really all you need.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sticky rice. Putting lipstick on without a mirror. multi-tasking while driving. Making a solid mess. Talking my way out of a ticket. Losing everything. Getting the burp that needs getting out of my Gubby. Fixing things. Curing hangovers. Playing the ukulele. Experimentation in all things culinary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I can be an overwhelming personality at times. And my eyes are very blue and change with my mood. I'm like a ring you get for 25 cents at muchas gracias. Cheap, mildly entertaining and if you're not careful I could turn your finger green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll eat anything that's relatively tepid; IE: not spicy hot or is a spider.
(sushi, Asian, anything noodly)

Katherine Hepburn, John Wayne, OPB, the Thin Man series.. I enjoy an eclectic range of anything before the 70's. Nothing too blood sodden or explosive. I enjoy something that will make you laugh or cry. Although with a good motive, anything could be interesting.. once.

Eels, Feist, Wilco, The Ink Spots, Fleet Foxes, Duke Ellington, Nina Simone, Erykah Badu, jazz, all blues and NPR news. Atmosphere and Electrolane have me pretty seduced these days as well.

As for things to read, I've been letting authors I like pick the books I read. It's lead me all over the map. Weekly I'm guaranteed at least one good read in the New Yorker which has owned my soul this past decade.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ukulele.
Comfortable shoes.
Bodies of water.
Animal comforts.
tomfoolery.
My daughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tomorrow. Where the dog is. How you're feeling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a G&T(s) with friends or snuggling a Gubbs. Most likely something in between.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laziness has set records.
You should message me if
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you would like to. I'm very pleasant and approachable.

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