Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was thinking of posting one of those lists that is supposed to
give people a glimpse into your psyche (what do you like/dislike
about yourself, etc.), but I don't think I will, for two
a. it's already been done by a friend, and many of my honest
answers would overlap, so that would be creepy or boring; and
b. where my answers differ would create images in the minds of my
readers that would alarm, and disturb.
Having said that, I'm a billionaire tycoon player who women want to
be, and men want to be with. I am 5' 3", 170 lbs and needed to have
some bones removed in order to accommodate all my curves. I am a
thoughtful loner that loves with such raw intensity that flammable
objects spontaneously ignite. I am a wit of such scathing insight
that I would not have been out of place at the Algonquin Round
Table. I am an expert in all things stereo-typically feminine, yet
surprisingly rugged. I was educated at Harvard College Yale, and I
got an A..
I am impulse motivated, musically inclined, moderately good
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finished the first leg. Onto the next. Where to go? No idea.
Finish school. (so close it pains me)
Be the best mom I can be .
I teach various children's art classes at several reputable places
in the Salem/Keizer area. If you like clay... then that's awesome.
And we're awesome together. I also manage a great local taphouse.
Beer and clay, it's really all you need.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sticky rice. Putting lipstick on without a mirror.
multi-tasking while driving. Making a solid mess. Talking my way
out of a ticket. Losing everything. Getting the burp that needs
getting out of my Gubby. Fixing things. Curing hangovers. Playing
the ukulele. Experimentation in all things culinary.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told I can be an overwhelming personality at times. And my eyes
are very blue and change with my mood. I'm like a ring you get for
25 cents at muchas gracias. Cheap, mildly entertaining and if
you're not careful I could turn your finger green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll eat anything that's relatively tepid; IE: not spicy hot or is
(sushi, Asian, anything noodly)
Katherine Hepburn, John Wayne, OPB, the Thin Man series.. I enjoy
an eclectic range of anything before the 70's. Nothing too blood
sodden or explosive. I enjoy something that will make you laugh or
cry. Although with a good motive, anything could be interesting..
Eels, Feist, Wilco, The Ink Spots, Fleet Foxes, Duke Ellington,
Nina Simone, Erykah Badu, jazz, all blues and NPR news. Atmosphere
and Electrolane have me pretty seduced these days as well.
As for things to read, I've been letting authors I like pick the
books I read. It's lead me all over the map. Weekly I'm guaranteed
at least one good read in the New Yorker which has owned my soul
this past decade.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bodies of water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tomorrow. Where the dog is. How you're feeling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a G&T(s) with friends or snuggling a Gubbs. Most likely
something in between.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My laziness has set records.
You should message me if
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you would like to. I'm very pleasant and approachable.
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