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infinitejelly

19 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I'm not doing homework, I mostly sew and play video games. Right now I'm going to university and working part-time at a fabric store.

As for hobbies... I've seen every episode of the Whitest Kids U'Know and I read SMBC and Questionable Content every day. I love Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series to death. I can crochet my own lace and knit sweaters. I spend a lot of time watching documentaries. Louis Theroux is a sex god.

I love beautiful things. I wear lolita infrequently. I've been told my thinking and a lot of my interests are pretty masculine, though. I get along a lot better with guys than girls, but I'm trying to make more female friends.

As far as relationships go... I'm hoping for something longer term, I think. I'm not interested in casual sex or couples. I like meeting as friends and seeing where things go.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm getting a double degree: computer science and applied math with a concentration in stats. Currently attempting to pass actuarial exams so I can become an actuary.

Although a degree in classics is sounding more and more appealing nowadays.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a dumb question. But I do need help completing my List of Weird Things to Say with a Sexy Voice so maybe you can help me fill it out? Here's what I have so far:

"We’re out of milk."
"Stop camping, you fucking noobs."
"Yesterday my snot was clear, but today it’s green."
"We don’t carry that item in pink."
"I just farted so loud I think it woke the neighbors."
"I’m sorry, ma’am, but your husband did not survive the operation."

It's really important to me that this list have at least fifteen phrases on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Watership Down, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, absolutely anything by Kurt Vonnegut (read Timequake, Hocus Pocus, Cat's Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, and Slaughterhouse 5), A Clockwork Orange, David Copperfield, Brave New World, 1984, Farenheit 451, The Stranger, The Giver, Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Flies

Webcomics: SMBC, Questionable Content, Homestuck, Buttersafe, Perry Bible Fellowship, Doghouse Diaries, XKCD, Cyanide and Happiness, Penny Arcade, CTRL+ALT+DEL

Movies: Tokyo Sonata, Taiyou no Uta, Office Space, Kamikaze Girls, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Breakfast at Tiffany's. I also like various horror movies

Videogames: Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, Dead Space, Skyrim, LA Noire, Mass Effect, Heavy Rain, To The Moon, Rune Factory, Portal, Walking Dead, Wolf Among Us, The Stanley Parable, Vampire: The Masquerade, Re:Kinder

Shows: Breaking Bad, Invader Zim, Daria, Supernatural, House, Whitest Kids U'Know, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show, Arrested Development

Music: Lots and lots of stuff. Whenever a genre gets boring, I switch completely, so I've gone through a lot of music.

Food: I'll try anything once. *Exception: anything poisonous
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Steve Buscemi
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat too many poptarts.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You like making jam and playing videogames all night and sitting in coffeeshops making fun of passersby.

My ideal relationship includes a lot of baking muffins and wearing dresses and visiting museums and drinking tea and generally being cute together. I will probably want to make you sweaters. Hopefully all these things are ok with you.

If you're a radical feminist, please just move along.