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20 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 18
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Okay), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my uterus hurts and I sometimes don't shave my armpits

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I loooooove old books. I'm learning latin and greek (and sanskrit this fall) while pursuing a classics degree. aaaaand I think I'm gonna pick up german this summer too
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a dumb question. But I do need help completing my List of Weird Things to Say with a Sexy Voice so maybe you can help me fill it out? Here's what I have so far:

"We’re out of milk."
"Stop camping, you fucking noobs."
"Yesterday my snot was clear, but today it’s green."
"We don’t carry that item in pink."
"I just farted so loud I think it woke the neighbors."
"I’m sorry, ma’am, but your husband did not survive the operation."
Added 8/31/14: "She pierced his leg with her pelvic Spiderman web shooter."

It's really important to me that this list have at least fifteen phrases on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Watership Down, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, absolutely anything by Kurt Vonnegut (read Timequake, Hocus Pocus, Cat's Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, and Slaughterhouse 5), A Clockwork Orange, David Copperfield, Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, The Stranger

Movies: Tokyo Sonata, Taiyou no Uta, Office Space, Kamikaze Girls, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Breakfast at Tiffany's. I also like various horror movies

Videogames: Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, LA Noire, Mass Effect, To The Moon, Rune Factory, Portal, Walking Dead, Wolf Among Us, The Stanley Parable, Vampire: The Masquerade, Re:Kinder

Shows: Breaking Bad, Invader Zim, Daria, House, Whitest Kids U'Know, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show, Arrested Development

Music: Lots and lots of stuff. Whenever a genre gets boring, I switch completely, so I've gone through a lot of music.

Food: I'll try anything once. *Exception: anything poisonous
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Steve Buscemi
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat too many poptarts.
You should message me if
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You like making jam and playing videogames all night and sitting in coffeeshops making fun of passersby.

My ideal relationship includes a lot of baking muffins and wearing dresses and visiting museums and drinking tea and generally being cute together. I will probably want to make you sweaters. Hopefully all these things are ok with you.

If you're a radical feminist, please just move along.