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25 M San Francisco, CA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a goofball nerd without all the socially inept baggage that stereotype implies. I like good beer, good food, and good conversation. I'm a solid pub quiz player, if by chance you need another person for your team.

I love to cook. I definitely spend a lot of my spare time wondering not only what to have for dinner, but how to perfect some new recipe I'm working on. Thai pizza? I can make 3 different kinds, but am still inventing. I'm also a vegetarian and like to reinvent meat recipes. Xiao long bao? I can do that. Philly cheesesteak? The secret's in my homemade seitan and oh my god why am I still talking about cooking

I love games—any kind. I've forgotten more card games than most people learn, and I love most board games. I used to play a lot of video games, but I don't spend much of my time on that anymore. I do still have a soft spot for retro games, though.

Basically, I just try to have a good time in whatever I do. Maybe that makes me a bit of a hedonist, but I give approximately zero fucks if anyone has a problem with that. As the Sumerians said, "Fill your belly. Day and night make merry. Let days be full of joy. Dance and make music day and night." Sounds like a pretty rad life to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring the shit out of this city. I've been here almost a year now, and I've barely scratched the surface.

I write code at an agency, but I'm not a poindexter, a neckbeard, or a brogrammer. Basically, I consider myself lucky to be able to make a living doing something I like without it having to define my life.
I’m really good at
lots of little things. I like to accumulate useful skills and tricks—from hanging drywall to making a souffle to folding fitted sheets into a tidy square.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long hair, my beard, my loud laugh, my dry sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Yes, please.

Books: Invisible Cities, Julius Caesar, Red Mars, A Natural History of the Senses, Cat's Cradle, The Hobbit, A Song of Ice and Fire, Anansi Boys, Beowulf, Ender's Game, Hero With a Thousand Faces

Movies: The Princess Bride, Wayne's World, Pan's Labyrinth, Total Recall (the original), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Seven Samurai, Blazing Saddles, Coen Brothers films, Django Unchained, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, For a Few Dollars More

Shows: Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Futurama, Batman TAS, Arrested Development, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, Avatar/Korra

Music: Tom Waits, John Prine, Miles Davis, Mulatu Astatke, Old Crow Medicine Show, James Brown, Prince, Talking Heads, The Donner Party, Wu-Tang, Blackalicious, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Rolling Stones, Wild Belle, Flume, Santigold, Chromeo, Slow Magic, ODESZA
The six things I could never do without
Good food, a deck of cards, pens and paper, music, humor, Wikipedia.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
space, zombiepocalypse, myths & folk tales, what's for dinner, what the future will be like, the origin of consciousness, the amazing improbability of anything existing at all
On a typical Friday night I am
out at a bar with friends or in with Netflix and my housemates (there's 6 of us)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once rubbed mustaches with a friend of mine. It was far more awkward than if we had just open-mouth kissed each other.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have a passion for food
you play a mean game of cribbage or euchre
you love to watch cartoons
you can make me laugh (actually thats a pretty easy target, maybe I shouldn't make that a criterion)
you want to see a show and no one will go with you