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info_sponge

26 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ladies, please stop messaging me with dickpics.

Nerdy, sassy, affable. I've got an endless supply of trivia and puns, Iron Chef cooking skills, and an absurdly cute dog.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bouldering, beer, board games, bud, books, bocce. Cooking, canines, and cartoons. Whiskey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wordplay, making pies, playing card games, referencing obscure trivia like they're common knowledge (because I think they are until I get blank stares).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My loud laugh, my dry sense of humor, my squinty, squinty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Good pizza, shitty pizza, bánh mi, dumplings (all kinds), good cheese and some crusty bread, lentil-barley stew, pie (all kinds).

Books: The Hobbit, Julius Caesar, A Song of Ice and Fire, A Natural History of the Senses; Neil Gaiman, Italo Calvino, Neal Stephenson, Douglas Adams, Dr. Seuss

Comics: 2000 A.D., Nimona, The Incal, Little Nemo in Dreamland, Understanding Comics, Hark! A Vagrant, The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Movies: The Princess Bride; Wayne's World; O Brother, Where Art Thou?; The Adventures of Baron Munchausen; Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind; For a Few Dollars More; The Fifth Element

Shows: Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Peaky Blinders, Bob's Burgers

Music: Tom Waits, James Brown, Ratatat, Talking Heads, Wax Tailor, John Prine, John Lee Hooker, Wild Belle, Flume, Brown Bird
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
outer space, myths & folk tales, found or invented recipes to cook, new bars and restaurants I want to try, projects I'll probably never have time to finish
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wait. What day is it today?
You should message me if
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you want to try out a bar or restaurant neither of us has been to before.
you think a board game and a bottle of wine (or maybe more than one bottle) sounds like a great time.
you want to provide each other some mutual moral support at the bouldering gym.
you read this whole profile and didn't throw up in your mouth a little at least once.