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26 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:16pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hullo, my name's Spencer.

I'm a really laid-back guy. I like to laugh, loudly and often. I often make myself laugh, not because I think I'm funny (which I do), but because I think that life is funny (even tragically funny).

I love to cook, I'm awesome at it, and I'm unashamedly proud of that.

Mostly, I just try to have a good time in whatever I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising my puppy, starting a food blog, building a bar cabinet, it varies from day to day (except the puppy part, that's errday).

Also just got a short haircut for the first time in like, 6 years. Whaaaat?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making pies, playing card games, working with my hands, learning new things, finding creative solutions to tricky problems, referencing obscure facts like they're common knowledge (because I think they are until I get blank stares).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My loud laugh, my dry sense of humor, my squinty, squinty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Good pizza, shitty pizza, bánh mi, pad kee mao, chana masala, dumplings (all kinds), good cheese and some crusty bread, lentil-barley stew, pie (all kinds).

Books: Invisible Cities, Julius Caesar, Snow Crash, Red Mars, A Natural History of the Senses, Cat's Cradle, The Hobbit, A Song of Ice and Fire, Anansi Boys, Ender's Game, Hero With a Thousand Faces, Never Let Me Go

Movies: The Princess Bride; Wayne's World; Pan's Labyrinth; Total Recall (the original); Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Seven Samurai; Blazing Saddles; O Brother, Where Art Thou?; Django Unchained; The Adventures of Baron Munchausen; Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind; For a Few Dollars More

Shows: Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Futurama, Batman TAS, Arrested Development, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, Peaky Blinders

Music: Tom Waits, James Brown, Ratatat, Miles Davis, Mulatu Astatke, Old Crow Medicine Show, Prince, Talking Heads, The Donner Party, Wu-Tang, Blackalicious, Wax Tailor, Kid Koala, John Prine, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Rolling Stones, Wild Belle, Flume, Santigold, Chromeo, Slow Magic, ODESZA, Brown Bird, Shakey Graves
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food, a deck of cards, pens and paper, music, humor, Wikipedia.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
space, zombiepocalypse, myths & folk tales, what's for dinner, what the future will be like, the origin of consciousness, the amazing improbability of anything existing at all
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wait. What day is it today?
You should message me if
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a) you want to get a drink and have a conversation like civilized (or uncivilized) humans.
b) you need a fourth for euchre
c) you love picnics
d) all of the above

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