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25 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:30pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hullo, my name's Spencer.

I'm a really laid-back guy. I like to laugh, loudly and often. I often make myself laugh, not because I think I'm funny (which I do), but because I think that life is funny (tragically funny).

I love to cook, I'm awesome at it, and I'm unashamedly proud of that.

I love games—any kind, but mostly cards or board games. I used to play a lot of video games, but I don't spend much of my time on that anymore, minus maybe a little NES/SNES.

Mostly, I just try to have a good time in whatever I do. Sometimes that means going out and having an adventure, sometimes that means staying home alone and snuggling up with a blanket, a glass of wine, and Netflix, sometimes that means spending the time to delicately glue tiny herb clusters onto some homemade crackers with egg white because food should be pretty, goddammit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising my puppy, starting a food blog, building a bar cabinet, it varies from day to day (except the puppy part, that's errday).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making pies, playing card games, working with my hands, learning new things, finding creative solutions to tricky problems, referencing obscure facts like they're common knowledge (because I think they are until I get blank stares).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long hair, my beard, my loud laugh, my dry sense of humor, my squinty, squinty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Good pizza, shitty pizza, bánh mi, pad kee mao, chana masala, dumplings (all kinds), good cheese and some crusty bread, lentil-barley stew, pie (all kinds).

Books: Invisible Cities, Julius Caesar, Red Mars, A Natural History of the Senses, Cat's Cradle, The Hobbit, A Song of Ice and Fire, Anansi Boys, Ender's Game, Hero With a Thousand Faces, Never Let Me Go

Movies: The Princess Bride, Wayne's World, Pan's Labyrinth, Total Recall (the original), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Seven Samurai, Blazing Saddles, Coen Brothers films, Django Unchained, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, For a Few Dollars More

Shows: Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Futurama, Batman TAS, Arrested Development, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, Peaky Blinders

Music: Tom Waits, James Brown, Ratatat, Miles Davis, Mulatu Astatke, Old Crow Medicine Show, Prince, Talking Heads, The Donner Party, Wu-Tang, Blackalicious, Wax Tailor, Kid Koala, John Prine, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Rolling Stones, Wild Belle, Flume, Santigold, Chromeo, Slow Magic, ODESZA, Brown Bird, Shakey Graves
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food, a deck of cards, pens and paper, music, humor, Wikipedia.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
space, zombiepocalypse, myths & folk tales, what's for dinner, what the future will be like, the origin of consciousness, the amazing improbability of anything existing at all
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out at a bar with friends or in with Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once rubbed mustaches with a friend of mine. It was far more awkward than if we had just open-mouth kissed each other.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a) you want to get a drink and have a conversation like civilized (or uncivilized) humans.
b) you need a fourth for euchre
c) you love picnics
d) all of the above