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26 London, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I want to see everything and learn everything. I'm a glutton for stories and I'm always willing to walk the extra block, open the unused door or the next wine bottle to keep things interesting. Life is a struggle against boredom by any means necessary. To that end I like to walk the streets and take pictures like a voyeur, read like a monk and write like a craven. I run on whiskey. I read newspapers every day. I read the New York Times to find out what everyone else thinks, the Washington Post to find out what MSNBC thinks without watching it and the New Yorker to feel clever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting one. My plan is to take an Associate's degree to thereby earn a scholarship for a Bachelors in Industrial Design at that school we all know and love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absurdity. Being absurd and seeing it everywhere.

I am sought after by friends for recommendations and advice. I am willing to barter my services for food and drink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can enjoy Murakami but sometimes the urge to grab him by the shoulders and tell him to snap out of it is uncontrollable. My favorite poets are Galway Kinnell and Frank O'Hara. Ayn Rand is an atrociously awful writer. 50 Shades of Grey is the most unintentionally funny book I've read.

I recently saw Seven Psychopaths and loved it. I don't like Tarantino because the only thing he takes seriously is... himself. He's that guy who laughs a little too hard. Inglourious Basterds is his best. Django is awful in every way. Stanley Kubrick is my favorite director.

The range of my musical taste. It's a bumpy ride. Classical, Jerry Lee Lewis, hardstyle electronic, industrial, proto-punk. My favorite Stones song is Play With Fire. My favorite Bob Dylan album is The Basement Tapes. Lana Del Rey lyrics make me laugh. I cannot tolerate dubstep.

There is so much wonderful food in the world it's hard for me to choose. It's the Italian in me I guess. I'm not a picky eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A shirt with a pocket.

Something to write with.


A camera.


I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm usually thinking of the best way to put it. How the last conversation went and something clever I should have said. Whether I can get where I want to be and what I should do to be there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm restless I'll take a walk around Columbus with my camera. Or I might be at home, reading and writing over a few shots of Mr. Walker or Jameson.
You should message me if
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You don't have leopard print anything.