Are you looking for a friend or lover who will give you super comfortable hangouts filled with awesome banter, deep philosophical absurdism, and an unexpected enthusiasm for gory, gross, and horrifying thought experiments? Are you tired of having people in your life who don't make really good pillows? Do you perhaps feel super-down with open relationships where compassionate radical honesty are fostered and love is seen as an infinite resource? Do you enjoy seeing where you uniquely connect with each unique creature in each unique moment of uniquity?
A "yes!" to ANY of the above merits a message, I humbly posit. If somehow you answered "yes!" to ALL of the above then probably you are me and we shouldn't meet because it would fuck up the fabric of space and time.