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28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:30pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
It seems the vast majority of profiles on here go to lengths to show how much fun the person writing is. I would like to dispel straight away any such notions you might have of me. I rarely leave the house when the sun is shining, I hate the things you like and I don't really care for animals or children (I mean, I recognise their right to exist and to avoid suffering and all it's just I don't really need them existing near me.) I haven't even read or seen Game of Thrones and most likely never will.

I am not, however, a fussy eater.

There probably is more to me...I hope...

Too many people (It seems...) put too much weight in to whether a person has depth or not. What does that even mean? You could have someone who is superficially a very arrogant, sarcastic, funny person when first met but when you get to know them a little better they reveal themselves to have a deep insecurity and desire for approval from others. Then when you've known them a little longer you see that they have a 'remarkable inner resilience' that sustains them through even the hardest of times and blah blah blah... There you have three layers that would apparently constitute 'depth' but its fundamentally boring and covers about as much area as a test-tube. I much prefer to think of myself as being more like a puddle than a test-tube, all spread out there on the surface with little to nothing underneath but covering quite a few bases and capable of creating something rather pretty when reflecting the right kind of light.
What I’m doing with my life
Don't ask

I've verrrry recently moved to London after five years in Brighton. I have friends scattered across the area but it would be nice to get to know some new people. I have a topped-up oyster card and an abundance of free time. If you'd like a companion to explore the libraries and museums the big city has to offer with, I may potentially be your (hu)man.
I’m really good at
Catching things. Sadly I'm lousy at throwing and running so have never been able to pursue a vocation catching objects professionally.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most of my friends would say they don't remember first noticing me. I was just there one day and never left. Like a freckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Twin Peaks was a good show...

Playing and listening to music are probably the most important non-human things in my life and while I love talking about music with people I know, I'm reluctant to just dish out a long list of performers I like as an attempt to make an abstract/hypothetical reader think that I might be a particular type of person.

Or I could just say I like Prince...?

None of my former partners have been in to the Marx Brothers or Krazy Kat and we still got along just fine. I really don't think this section matters. Bonus points if you got this incredibly well known reference*

*That wasn't really a reference.
The six things I could never do without
I could live without them but I really appreciate resealable bags and screws that are magnetised.

Update: Those washing up scourers where you pour dish-liquid in to the handle and it disperses through the sponge as you do the cleaning. I love those. I believe they are conclusive evidence of a benign deity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Summer:Whether it's acceptable to remove my trousers to cool down in front of the people I'm with.

Winter: Can I afford the electricity bill with my S.A.D. light on 24/7?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. Then crying. Then drinking some more. (Note to self: consider editing this later.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once joined an online dating site
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've already tried everyone else

Seriously, if you'd like to start a conversation.