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29 Walthamstow, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It seems the vast majority of profiles on here go to lengths to show how much fun the person writing is. I would like to dispel straight away any such notions you might have of me. I rarely leave the house when the sun is shining, I hate the things you like and I don't really care for animals or children (I mean, I recognise their right to exist and to avoid suffering and all, it's just I don't really need them existing near me.) I have neither read nor seen Game of Thrones and most likely never will.

I am not, however, a fussy eater.

There probably is more to me...I hope...

Too many people (It seems...) put too much weight in to whether a person has depth or not. What does that even mean? You could have someone who is superficially a very arrogant, sarcastic, funny person when first met but when you get to know them a little better they reveal themselves to have a deep insecurity and desire for approval from others. Then when you've known them a little longer you see that they have a 'remarkable inner resilience' that sustains them through even the hardest of times and blah blah blah... There you have three layers that would apparently constitute 'depth' but its fundamentally boring and covers about as much area as a test-tube. I much prefer to think of myself as being more like a puddle than a test-tube, all spread out there on the surface with little to nothing underneath but covering quite a few bases and capable of creating something rather pretty when reflecting the right kind of light.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Don't ask

I've verrrry recently moved to London after five years in Brighton. I have friends scattered across the area but it would be nice to get to know some new people. I have a topped-up oyster card and an abundance of free time. If you'd like a companion to explore the libraries and museums the big city has to offer with, I may potentially be your (hu)man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching things. Sadly I'm lousy at throwing and running so have never been able to pursue a vocation catching objects professionally.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of my friends would say they don't remember first noticing me. I was just there one day and never left. Like a freckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Twin Peaks was a good show...

I find I get along best with people who can at least appreciate a bit of Prince and Abba and I'm pretty sure I still agree with my 16 year old self in believing The Birthday Party were the greatest band of all time.
Here is a long and boring list of music that I like:

Whilst I consider myself only semi-literate I'm currently reading The American Way of Death by Jessica Mitford and it is *perfect*.

I can enjoy almost any film in the right company (In brief, I probably like most of the same ones you do) but I guess I like sort of campy stuff most of the time e.g. Mommie Dearest and The Bad Seed. I like documentaries best of all.
Here is a long and boring list of films and T.V. shows I either like to watch or would like to watch:,asc&mode=detail&page=1
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could live without them but I really appreciate resealable bags and screws that are magnetised.

Update: Those washing up scourers where you pour dish-liquid in to the handle and it disperses through the sponge as you do the cleaning. I love those. I believe they are conclusive evidence of a benign deity.

Update 23/04/2014: Packets of butter that have marks every 25g to help with measuring out weights for baking. I hope you can see a pattern emerging here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gettin' real sassy.

Drinking. Then crying. Then drinking some more. (Note to self: consider editing this later.)

On two recent Friday nights I have gone to see Sparks and John Waters performing in town. If I one day get to see Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman somewhere I will have completed the triptych of my all time favourite moustaches. I remain hopeful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once joined an online dating site.

I spend an absurd amount of my alone time listening to Stephen Fry narrating the Harry Potter series whilst I play solitaire.
You should message me if
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You've already tried everyone else

Seriously, if you'd like to start a conversation.

If you'd be interested in meeting up somewhere other than a crowded pub where there's no guarantee of getting a seat and the volumes so loud that the deepest depth of conversation we'd be able to reach is, 'So...going to any festivals this year?'