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36 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Just your typical Midwest-to Hawaii-to Seattle-to SF-to D.C.-to Austin-and back to Seattle again-transplant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Picking apples for the kings and queens of things I've never seen."

Kidding. I have a real-world job that I enjoy and am reasonably good at. If you want to know more, just ask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing/making my friends out loud (story time is awesome--I do a wicked Hagrid, just sayin')...pretending to be good at soccer and skiing and new-school video games... actually being good at ACL-rehab and hiking and old-school video games (NES ftw, noob!)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, or maybe my laugh? Both are outsized, frequent and slightly off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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“I read," I say. "I study and read...I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I could, if you'd let me, talk and talk.”

The Holy Trilogy (Star Wars), The Second Holy Trilogy (LOTR), The Almost-Third Holy Trilogy (Batman minus the new one), Royal Tenenbaums (and anything else Wes Anderson), Oh Brother Where Out Thou (and anything else Coen Brothers), Django (and anything else Tarantino), Knocked Up (and almost anything Apatow), Anchorman (and most things Ferrell), Tropic Thunder, Mean Girls, Dr. Horrible, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scott Pilgrim, any Disney from Lion King or earlier, any non-Cars Pixar, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Major League, Princess Bride, Roman Holiday, It Was A Wonderful Life...and, inexplicably and slightly guiltily, Les Mis. Hoping you stopped reading at Django.

Let's just say ABC...anything but country. And really it's only the new country that I dislike. And only most of that. I'm a music-slut. There, I said it. But chances are whatever lyric I stuck in the self-summary above came from one of the five W's--Weezer, Wilco, Wainright (Rufus), Weekend (Vampire) or West (Kanye).

Other than sports, I don't do much "real-time" TV. But I really enjoy blitzing thru entire series on Netflix/Hulu.
Currently in the middle of Breaking Bad. Looking forward to Mad Men. Also have a soft-spot for smartly stupid comedies--Archer, Community, Scrubs, HIMYM, Arrested Development, et al. (Recommendations always welcome!)

See "Music", above. I will eat (almost) anything once. But I try to stay away from shellfish due to the blinding headaches consuming them induces.

"New" Media:
Big fan of the series of tubes formerly known as the internets. The Economist, The Week, The Onion, Grantland and NPR supply me with all the podcasts, blurbs, links and gifs that a guy with an hour to kill on the bus every day can ask for. Which is a lot. Trust me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family, including my dog and everyone else's dog. So, basically, all of the dogs. (Yep, that's more than six things. But then again, it's also everything. So, let's just move along now before all sense of logic breaks down.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Batman. (
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally I'm with friends, location and activity, tbd (and largely irrelevant). Maybe we're ordering in thai food ( ... you're welcome) and setting up a Settler's board, or maybe we're grilling out and playing Kubb, or maybe we've all gone to bed early because we're 30-somethings and we need to respect the sleep cycle. But if so you best believe we're gonna get up and get out on Saturday. And we're bringing the dogs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a heterosexual male who already admitted to liking Les Mis and reading Harry Potter aloud. What more do you want, OK Cupid??
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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On Wednesdays, you wear pink.

Extra credit awarded for knowing all the rules of CalvinBall, speaking fluent Catan-ese, and having awfully awesome Cards Against Humanity stories to swap.