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39 Des Plaines, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's cut to the chase this anonymity crap aint for me!

My name is Chris Erickson look me up on Facebook, G+, or Steampunk empire!

I am an actual genius!
Im not bragging its just a warning!!

Additional disclaimers:
I take care of my 78 year old mother
So I do live at home with my parents!
I smoke not unapologetically but I just havent figured out the right way to quit.
I have a beautiful girlfriend named Sarah we are in an open relationship but that doesn't mean I'm some horndog that wants to jump on any person with a pulse. (She will always know everything I do not keep secrets from her!)

I'm actually looking for friends!I dont get along with most guys too well, and I dont go out often!

I am a professional freelance artist, tattoo artist, a prop designer, and costumer. Sometimes things are good sometimes they're bad so I deliver pizza!

I'm currently still married but getting a divorce from one of my absolute best friends.

If you ask me a question I will answer it openly and honestly!

I hate meeting people through text, but I accept that this cyber-society people need to keep their lives a secret.

I'm not opposed to sex but I am not just looking to get laid "I work part time for a 'swing club' that can happen!"

I don't need to be fixed but all of us can be enhanced .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not only am I a tattoo artist I am a founding member of a steampunk event planning group called Copper Roses & Absynthe. I also do web graphic design as well as some web design, along with costuming and prop generation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking way too much!
Texting in broken thoughts!
(I'll send one sentence responses and a few of them in a row, I'm not a freak I just think that way.)
learning almost anything very very quickly!
Driving myself crazy!
Acting dumb!
Thinking!
Overthinking!
Making impossible/improbable things happen?
Being creative! All the time!
Standing out despite my desire to blend in!
Not being a douche bag!

I'll add more later! :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A dark cloud of pain and retribution! Lol
Seriously im about as goth as Liberace.

My size I'm a big guy.
My hair it is quite long.
My artistic ability because I make stuff look cool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything by Shel Silverstein, Douglas Adams, Jonen Vasquez, Jacqueline Carey, 88 poems of the Tao Te Ching, the incarnations of immortality, some of Anne Rice's stuff, and I love Ginsberg and revel in the fact that I regularly sat at his favorite table at no exit.

Movies: The many adventures of winnie the pooh,Survive Style 5,Tank Girl, Killer Klowns from Outer space, kill Bill 1+2, Stranger than fiction, Benny and Joon, a knights tale, what dreams may come,Bicentenial Man,Willy wonka and the chocolate factory, cutthroat island, animusic,9, James and the giant peach, miracle on 34th street, mirror mask, labyrinth, the Hannibal series, most Friday the 13th movies, Repo Genetic opera, all things Robert Englund, Rob Zombie movies, and many many more!

Artists: Van Gogh, Dhali, Marc Rubin, Drew Brophy, PusHead, Derrick Riggs, MC Escher, Hannah Atchison, Gil Elvgren, Hajime Soriyama, Coop,Jonen Vasquez, Rob Zombie, "Big Daddy" Ed Roth, Renee Miro, Walt Foster, and Butch Hartman.

Shows: Dick Van Dyke, Burn Notice,monk,bones,NCIS,big bang theory,invader zim, archer, walking dead, grimm, game of thrones, how it's made,Spongebob Squarepants,family guy.

Music: almost anything, I really don't like german or serial operas, Yoko ono, Tiny Tim, 99.99999% of Bjork, and I think Morrissey creates some of the most painful sounds ever put on tape.

Food: I really don't like liver,peas, lima beans,or too much salt. I'll pretty much eat anything that doesn't eat me first.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Inner youth, integrity, loyalty, imagination, expression, and hope.

Things I would prefer not to live without.

Nutcrackers, pipes, inspiration, an awesome back pack, conversation, art supplies, bacon, erasers, my sewing machine, a good rare steak, Tarot cards, my movie collection, my hand made coffee mug, tattoo equipment, cool fabric, cartoons, cats (not the play), a pocket multi tool, toys, decent coffee, my computer, pointy things, red hoodies, my gaming mouse with 15 programmable buttons(not for gaming), playtime, sushi, my towel,crab legs, cardigan sweaters, Irish walking caps, music, and freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Helping people find their creative side!
Designing or improving products.
Why isn't the world more like a cartoon?
Who would I rather meet Shel Silverstein or the Marqis dé Sadé?
Erotic horror?
WTF????????
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Delivering pizza!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got big secrets that only a few people get to know!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna yell at me for being a "CREEPY" guy!
:-)

You have the intense desire to show someone your boobs!!! Lol just kidding!

You ever use the phrase "The bees knees, cats pajamas, or eegads!"

You are not a dogmatic vegan. Kosher is ok BUT I really cannot live without pork, shrimp, crab legs, and one day I would really like to try camel!

You enjoy random humorous and chaotic thought, you like talking a lot, and want to meet an interesting and creative person.

You wanna learn or try new cool things!

You read my profile and wanna see about the answering questions thing! "Test me! MWA HA HA HA !

Seriously just message me!
Youll either think I'm cool or I'll seriously piss you off either can be lots of fun!

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