Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm a professional crash test dummy.
Check me out as a featured pro athlete on the extreme
ironing world tour
Welcome to my silly profile. I'm mostly here to amuse myself, and
play with the tests. But If you want to chat, don't hesitate to say
hi! I'm not too serious about anything written here. I'm just here
to have a look, but if you are looking for an activity partner,
drop me a line!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard to create the perfect recipe for gourmet yellow snow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Especially writing really, ridiculously good sales pitches
in order to pimp myself out through OKcupid.
Okay... Mostly sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Actually, it's that I'm wearing clean underwear.
Well, really; I'm a ninja - so you didn't even notice me anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like everything except TV shows; I'm not too much into the movies
Food: I eat often, and love trying new foods. Not a picky eater, I
especially enjoy ethnic foods. Eat Asian often. (Okay, now that the
holidays are here, I will be spending the next two months consuming
nothing but eggnog. Yum.)
There's always music playing here, but I'm not a fan of anything in
particular. I like it all; except MTV pop.
Read much, both fiction & non fiction. Some favorite authors:
Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke, Paulo Coelho, Christopher Moore
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My towel. water, snow, dirt, hydrogen bonding, cornices, endorphins
with C9H13NO3 (the A&E), solar radiation, snowflaketurtle
, socks, heinous
fuckery, neutral buoyancy. And, of course: my magnificent and
amazing abilities to mess up a list that should have stopped at
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
and how it applies to Darwin award candidates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
or telemark skiing mountain biking
, falling down
, building a snowman
, nerding out
, reading a book
. Or, perhaps just playing pac-man alone in my mom's
basement all night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I admit nothing.
Okay, I'm starting to accept that I have a profile on
And, I never, ever run anywhere without a nice, sharp pair of
scissors in my hand.
I can chew my own toenails and earlobes
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you're a bad-ass ripping chick who can out-snowboard
me or out-ski, bike, hike me. Or out *anything* me. Or, you're a
desperate supermodel. Or, you're just a very rad girl who can
finish my fights for me, then look good while throwing me over her
shoulder and carrying me home from the bar.
Or, message me if you just have a good adventure planned (or the
pefect crime) and are in need of a partner who is stunningly
handsome yet completely fearless .
Who are you looking for?
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