So after tuning down my wilder post-teen bull, here I am looking for that girl I can take home to mom (or maybe the one I can take home to dad). I realize I'm young(er) and I should be out having "fun", but that's never really been my thing. I would prefer something more long-term. I am a football fan (Falcons / Eagles) and have just now started really paying attention to baseball (Braves). Although, if we are talking NL Central, I have to go with the Cubbies. I prefer darker-haired women (boys like blondes, men like brunettes) and one who can keep me in check is just another step in the right direction.

I also love:
- aimless driving with the stereo loud
- christmas lights
- ponytails (on girls)
- sarcasm /innuendo / wit
- cuddling
- polo shirts
- tattoos

Going to school for a degree in psychology. Hoping either to have my own private practice or to possibly do some hospital clinical work.

I tend to be the person that people divulge their problems to. Apparently I'm a good listener. I have a knack for remembering movie quotes and get irritated if someone totally botches one. I can also rub my head, pat my stomach, and chew bubblegum at the same time. That's right, I'm just that awesome.

I'm convinced everyone has a friend that looks exactly like me... just one of those faces I guess

I hate people that are like "yea, i don't read,, its lame". However, I don't read as much as I should and I am working on that. My favorite book is High Fidelity by Nick Hornby. Anything written by Chuch Palahniuk gets an A in my book (favorites in order: Choke, Survivor, Fight Club, Diary, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Haunted, Snuff, Rant). Other random titles: God Is A Bullet, The Virgin Suicides, Angels And Demons, Lolita, The Social Animal

I am a huge movie buff. Usually if someone has a question about "What was the name of that one movie with so-and-so?" or "Who was the guy in that one movie?" I am the guy they turn to. I have like 160 movies in my collection too. I like comedies. Pineapple Express, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Superbad, Adventureland, Accepted, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Knocked Up, Observe And Report, Waiting, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Rocker, Van Wilder, Wet Hot American Summer, Whatever It Takes (best teen movie ever), 10 Things I Hate About You, Chasing Amy, Empire Records, Dazed And Confused, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Grosse Point Blank, Groundhog Day.... anything with Ed Norton or John Cusack instantly makes it's way to the top

Music: http://www.pandora.com/people/innovaschmev

Laughing - As the man Tucker Max says, "If you can't take a joke, then fuck you."

My dog, Callie - Breaks my heart she can't live with me while I'm at school...

My Blackberry... and yes, the term "Crackberry" pretty much sums it up

My car - While it doesn't gain me many style points, it gets me from A to B and even C from time to time

My goals - Now that I have finally kind've figured out what I want

... why does it have to be six things? I prefer the High Fidelity top 5 approach ...

As a psych major, I try and figure out what makes people tick and makes them behave the way they do. I think about the future. I wonder whatever the hell happened to Marla Sokoloff. I'm constantly trying to come up with new material for a return to stand-up comedy.

In a bar pretending to be one of the cool kids, sitting around watching a movie with my friends, or working... depends on which day you catch me

I cry every damn time I watch Armageddon... and Lion King of course... also that song "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus is possibly the catchiest song I have ever heard....

If you are Giada DeLaurentis or Jennifer Connelly or have somehow combined the two into one lovely person and come up with yourself ;)