I tread a fine line between being annoying and being adorable. It's not my responsibility to impress you. I am a woman and I open my own jars. I can't whistle. I have yet to determine if I love humanity or bitterly despise it. A tuna fish sandwich tastes so much yummier with lemons. I have never been inspired by a politician's speech. Morality is an artificial construct determined by the winner. Burn your television. The only person you should never lie to is yourself. I am a product of society. Dark languages rarely survive. I've never been bowling. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Those who refuse to read Harry Potter for the sole reason that it's "for kids" are the ones who need to grow up. The only difference between myself and a surrealist is that I am a surrealist. I love people as long as I don't have to be around them. Androgyny turns me on. Life is the ultimate Rorschach. Great minds think diverse.

Studying computer engineering. Trying to find the remote so I can turn off the fast forward button.

Talking your ear off, making cappuccino, creeping people out, making a mess, procrastinating, relinquishing gender roles, dancing.

My horrible fashion faux pas.

a) House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, hands-down the most brilliant book I've ever read. I especially love surreal fantasies, steam punk, cyberpunk and dystopian fiction.

b) Dédales, Oldboy, Primer, The Ninth Gate, Proof, Audition, Lola Rennt, Rashomon, City of Lost Children, Spirited Away, Things to Do, Serial Mom, The Constant Gardener, Cemetary Man, May, Cube, Donnie Darko, Children of Men, Beautiful, Swing Girls, Happiness of the Katakuris, The Apartment, Outrageous Fortune, Ghostworld, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Bufallo '66, Bend It Like Beckham, Best In Show, Requiem for a Dream, Billy Elliot, Adaptation, Don't Bother to Knock, Manos:The Hands of Fate, 친절한 금자씨, 장화 홍련, 8 1/2, Orson Welles, kung fu movies, horror (especially gruesome East Asian ones), anything dark and making no sense.

c) Helicopter Girl, Regina Spektor, Matt Good, Dresden Dolls, Universal Hall Pass, Splashdown, Rasputina, The Pixies, Chicks on Speed, Freeze Pop, Heather Nova, Poe, Martina Topley-Bird, Susie Van der Meer, Suzanne Vega, Bat for Lashes, Tricky, Tori Amos, Stars, Erykah Badu, Gåte, Metric, Moloko, Sarah McLachlan, weird stuff that no one else has heard of and no one else likes.

d) Ben & Jerry's, broccoli swimming in butter, chai.

Six internets.

Whether or not I actually exist, how to make democracy valuable when human brains are so easily manipulated, awakening Cthulhu, why I can't do push-ups correctly, commitment to Sparkle Motion, how to create a new defense mechanism, economic girly men, how to train an army of monkeys to destroy the city, middle class solipsism, my complete lack of national identity, slithy toves, society's double standards, viruses of the mind.

Reading. Playing electric guitar (badly). Dancing around my bedroom. Writing a script for a movie I will never make and never show anybody. Studying calc.

My other car is a TARDIS.

You're bored. Very, very, very bored. Dear God, you must be bored.