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26 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I feel obliged complain, at least for a moment, about how painful the act of describing oneself really can be. Essentially a dating site holds a gun to your head and says, "Figure out how to describe yourself in such a way that is interesting, honest, appealing, funny, charming, etc. or else BAM! You'll never see boobs again. But really no pressure big guy. Oh did I forget to mention that we'll reward you if you use 1000 words or more?" No pressure indeed (and don't fucking call me big guy you bastard). Initially i was inclined to balk at the thought of encapsulating the magnificence that is me within 1000 measly words. But as I stared down the barrel of my summarized existence, having poked around in my life looking for every little gem of personality and polishing it to at least a near glimmer, I still came up short. I thought to myself "Shit, am I boring or something? Should I start to talk about my cats? Maybe there's something wrong with me." And lets face it, there certainly is something wrong with me, but only in the best way possible. ANYWAY, here's a fat (but apparently not fat enough) slab of what I think I'm all about, which may or may not be completely off the mark.

After growing up in a small rural town in Western New York I ventured to Boston to become a writer! I went to Emerson College and wrote many things of varying quality, mean while doing other college-y things like drinking heavily and generally fucking around.

It has been a few years since then and I have gone from working at an Apple store (that’s right, my job title used to be “Genius”), to working for an advertising agency as an IT guy. Long story short, my employment for the past few years have equated to various levels of technological/psychological therapy performed upon people who are in emotional states lying somewhere in between vein bursting rage and walk-in-front-of-traffic despair. But seriously, it hasn’t been all that bad so far.

Out side of work I spend a lot of my time reading, cooking, drinking, playing video games, trying to become a published, and generally hanging out. Oh and I spend a fair amount of time doing work as the creative director for the craft beer company I'm part of.

As far as me as a person goes.... that’s the hard part. I'm definitely a bit of a nerd, that at least is pretty easy to figure out. I like to hope that I’m pretty fucking rad to be around, but I have certain inexcusable biases on the matter. I guess I can be a complete bastard but in a funny way most of the time. I can be pretty sweet, but only if I really want to get into your pants and nothing else has worked yet (tooootally kind of joking, see above sentence regarding bastardry). I think that I am at my happiest during good long conversations. And I am really getting tired of saying “I” so often. So that's it for now.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a boring ass 9-5 job, trying to become a professional writer, helping get an amazing beer company off the ground.
I’m really good at
Cooking really good food that tends to look horrible.


Over thinking things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd have to guess its the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just about anything Neil Gaiman, I practically hero-worship that crazy bastard Warren Ellis (especially Transmetropolitan) The Song of Ice and Fire series, William Gibson (of the pantheon of cyberpunk gods), Neil Stephenson, really any good cyberpunk (if you have a recommendation please let me know.) Chuck Palahniuk, Dave Eggers, Hunter S. Thompson... it keeps going

Music: Alkaline Trio, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Daft Punk, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, The Misfits

Food: Absolutely anything especially if I haven't tried it before.
The six things I could never do without
Good food
Good beer
Friends (I know it's corny, but true)
My cats (yup, kind of a cat guy)
Things to write with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I know I should say something profound or funny here. And I assure you there is plenty of that going on as well, but in the interest of honesty (and statistically speaking) ...Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking with friends, maybe while playing board games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hahaha! Absolutely nothing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think I seem cool? If the sky is blue? It's kinda up to you.