Well, this thing is free, so why not. I see many lovely ladies on the streets of DC that I would like to meet, but then you always seem to be in a hurry to get somewhere. Maybe this is how to find some of you.

I'm a professor, so I spend most of my time doing research. The rest of it I spend with my friends. My longer term full-time project is to appreciate beauty in the world wherever I can find it.

This is more private than the most private thing I'm willing to admit...

You'd have to ask them.

Movie - The Big Lebowski
Book - Confederacy of Dunces (some girl once told me this book is boring and racist. If this is you, we will not get along well...)
Show - The Wire
Musical Artist - Prince
Food - is scotch a food?

- what I should be thinking about
- why I procrastinate so much
- how I could procrastinate better
- why matlab doesn't understand what I want it to do
- why I don't understand what I want matlab to do
- which songs I should learn next on guitar (suggestions welcome)
- what "curvy" means
- the meaning of the statement "it is what it is." Can somebody explain to me how this isn't just a tautology? How could something not be what it is? How is this statement different than just, "it is." Does it mean it is what it always will be? I accept what it is? Why would any intelligent person use this statement? It's perhaps telling that the first person I heard say this was Shaq.

Out at dinner and then a bar with friends.

I don't really know how to ride a bike. I definitely can't whistle.

- you just want to say hello
- you would like to commiserate over the decline of proper semi-formal evening wear in today's society
- you have a ticket to a nationals game you're trying to give away
- you read something really good recently and want to tell me about it. nothing too chick lit though. and for god's sake no poetry.
- you're sexy but you don't know it (but then, you wouldn't know that you're sexy and you don't know it because you don't know that you're sexy...so probably not many people will message me for this reason...so maybe just if you're sexy)
- you love to travel, explore DC restaurants, love to have fun, like a guy with a good sense of humor, looking for someone who can "keep up with you"...oh wait that's EVERY GODDAMN PROFILE I'VE READ...
- seriously, just message me. I've come up with enough reasons for you already, but you are welcome to supply your own as well