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36 M Cumberland, RI

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 6:37am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I am a Quality Assurance Coordinator, aka fancy for inspector. I am silly, easy going, professional and heavily sarcastic at times. I try to find humor in everything, even if the jokes on me. I was told that I am "responsible, low key, & dependable".

I play bass/vocals in a band, also play guitar and drums. I am frequently acquiring guitars, amps, and what ever gear that tickles my fancy. I think I currently have 18 guitars, maybe 19 when you talk to me next.

I have recently been exploring the paranormal. Or possibly I just like standing still in the dark with a microphone asking questions out loud like a fool.

More to come...... or feel free to ask. You should ask!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time in manufacturing word. I am working towards owning my own house with a outdoor hot tub and a doggie running around. I would also like to travel more. Hitting up the gym twice a week and some outdoor jogging. I really need to get back into yoga, my body likes that shit. Finding time to work on music. Oh, and how can I forget, looking for a super awesome lady!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People watching, its amusing. Zombie hunter, Procrastinator, Eating, My job.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me. This is not a question I ask people, so I am out of the loop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - extreme metal and a splash of other stuff. I haven't had a favorite band since I was 17. There are to many great albums that have been recorded. I am still open to a good song, regardless of genre.
Movies - evil dead. I have love for silly b-rated horror. Adult comedies - clerks style humor.
Shows - Shameless, californication, the league, true blood, adult swim, tosh.0, The walking dead, arrested development, freeks and geeks, game of thrones.
Food - Salmon, sushi, veggie stir fry, dark chocolate, quality beer, thai, pizza.
Currently reading: If chins could kill, This Is Your Brain on Music, tape op.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, the internet, coffee, sarcasm, music equipment, Humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse. Making a "how to zombie proof your home" dvd. Taco Corp.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either home chilling or out and about at a bar, playing pool, bowling, archery, at the casino or playing a show. I really like trying new restaurants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to drive a standard. I hate my RI accent. I don't like tomato chunks in my pasta and bananas smell weird. Silly, yes.
You should message me if
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You have an open mind, can take a joke, enjoy silly humor, play a instrument (bonus points), you don't make duck face, have tetris skills, want to go jogging, can fold a fitted sheet, or just want to chat about whatever.