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28 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
For someone with as dark of a sense of humor as I have, I possess remarkably pure morals. Always looking on the bright side of life, while somehow not going insane from my countless conspiracy theories. I am genuine, but I don't take myself too seriously.

I find it very easy to be myself and usually express whatever is on my mind. I also pride myself on being a great friend. I am always willing to do the right thing, even if I have to go out of my way.

Regarding religion: I tend to shy away from anything that claims to know "the answers." Plain and simple: I know that you know that you don't know, and it's all good! So, the more disillusioned you are with the human race (and all our respective fairy tales), the more interesting I will probably find you. I worship supernovae! (Haha..)

I am looking for new friends in this new (to me) city. If the relationship turns into more than friends, fantastic! I just prefer the no-pressure approach of becoming friends first.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Portland from Denver, CO. I wanted to be closer to some family and to be on more fertile ground.

I wish to seek satisfaction, not profit in life.

I don't have a lick of debt , and plan on keeping it that way.

I really just want to expand my creative abilities and travel.

I love making functional art.

I want to learn how to play some type of percussion, and/or guitar, and sing. Gotta learn how to break out of my shell a bit more for those, but I'm getting closer..

I love doing yoga and meditating in the morning, it really sets me up proper for my day.
I’m really good at
Making your mom and that's what she/he said jokes.

Making creative or technical things.

Tripping balls.

Spotting satellites.

Connecting people with each other; being a catalyst.

Giving massages.

Peeling/cutting/eating/suckling.. Pretty much anything having to do with mangoes.

I have a fantastic sense of direction. It's really hard for me to get lost. (Haha, wait.. This one time at Burning Man...)

Driving in the snow.


Writing narcissistic self-profiles.

Losing bookmarks while reading in bed, regardless of any effort not to.

Being in the right place at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
A yearning desire deep within their loins for me..

Hah.. Kidding.. I just couldn't resist..

Here are some real answers which avoid my rather obvious physical attributes:

1) My super silly, laid back demeanor.

2) The fact that I actually hold eye contact and listen.

3) I give kind of strong hugs and handshakes, too. People notice that a lot, which leads me to think there must be a lot of crappy huggers and handshakers out there!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Tool, Deftones, Chevelle, The Faint, NOFX, The Shins, Puscifer, Kiven, Rx Bandits, The Supervillains, Broken Bells, The Mars Volta, Yonder MSB, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Man Man, Thievery Corporation, Father John Misty, Katatonia, Lotus, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, SHPONGLE!, Vladimir Sterzer, Porcupine Tree, Do Make Say Think, Larry & His Flask, TesseracT, Animals As Leaders, Karnivool, Biffy Clyro, Everything Everything, this list is rather endless, but there's a general idea :)

Authors: Vance Packard, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Heinlein, Alan Watts, Hunter S Thompson, Pema Chodron, Christopher Hitchens, Kurt Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, Terrence McKenna, Carl Sagan and many more. Currently reading True Believer by Eric Hoffer (!!!)

Food: I will try anything, but my favorite is Japanese. I also love pretty much anything having to do with breakfast burritos! Haha..
The six things I could never do without
Uhm.. Nachos?! 6 of them...

But if they stick together, it counts as one nacho...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How can I transcend to pure light energy and surf the cosmos? Where does my social conditioning end and my original thought begin? How deeply is my behavior affected by my parents habits? Is my perception of reality accurate? Are we there yet? Am I a consumer puppet just like the rest? Who is Santa Jesus anyways? Can birds see magnetic fields? What does the Grand Canyon look like from space? If someone from the 1500's saw where I live today, would they like it? If guns don't kill people, people kill people.. Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to forget my name!

Haha.. Not really, I've been rather well behaved lately and practicing a lot of Yoga.. However, that might also lead one to forget their name...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The reward center in my brain has entitlement issues..
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have:
Counter-culture perspective
Concern/ambition for overall wellness
Bouts of uncontrollable smiling and/or giggling
Tendencies to think critically/logically
Symmetrical physical features
Coconut water
Pants parties
New music to share
And general enthusiasm/curiosity about the nature of our existence..