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29 Telluride, CO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 17
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For someone with as dark of a sense of humor as I have, I possess remarkably pure morals. Always looking on the bright side of life, while somehow not going insane from my countless conspiracy theories. I am genuine, but I don't take myself too seriously.

I find it very easy to be myself and usually express whatever is on my mind. I also pride myself on being a great friend. I am always willing to do the right thing, even if I have to go out of my way.

Regarding religion: I tend to shy away from anything that claims to know "the answers." Plain and simple: I know that you know that you don't know, and it's all good! So, the more disillusioned you are with the human race (and all our respective fairy tales), the more interesting I will probably find you. I worship supernovae! (Haha..)

I am looking for new friends in this new (to me) city. If the relationship turns into more than friends, fantastic! I just prefer the no-pressure approach of becoming friends first.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Portland from Denver, CO. I wanted to be closer to some family and to be on more fertile ground.

I wish to seek satisfaction, not profit in life.

I don't have a lick of debt , and plan on keeping it that way.

I am the sweet, infinite joy of the universe, and I am learning how to share..

I really just want to expand my creative abilities and travel.

I love making functional art.

I adore music and recently started learning how to play electric violin.

ALSO, I'm all types of twitterpated with bicycles since I got here. Anything bicycles, my answer is yes. Wanna go to the Lumberyard? Wanna go ride through Forest Park? Wanna ride from Portland to the coast? Wanna get naked and meet up with like 10,000 other weirdos? Wanna ride circles on the waterfront and esplanade? Yes. Yes I do..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making your mom and that's what she/he said jokes.

Building/creating with my hands.

Tripping balls.

Spotting satellites.

Connecting people with each other; being a catalyst.

Giving massages.

Peeling/cutting/eating/suckling.. Pretty much anything having to do with mangoes.

I have a fantastic sense of direction. It's really hard for me to get lost. (Wait.. This one time at Burning Man...)

Driving in the snow.

Writing narcissistic self-profiles.

Losing bookmarks while reading in bed, regardless of any specific effort not to.

Being in the right place at the right time.

Being in the right place at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A yearning desire deep within their loins for me..

Hah.. Kidding.. I just couldn't resist..

Here are some real answers which avoid my apparently obvious physical attributes:

1) My super silly, laid back demeanor.

2) The fact that I actually hold eye contact and listen.

3) I give kind of strong hugs and handshakes, too. People notice that a lot, which leads me to think there must be a lot of crappy huggers and handshakers out there!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yep, I made lists.. Take 'em or leave 'em !

Music: Tool, Deftones, Chevelle, The Faint, NOFX, The Shins, Puscifer, Kiven, Rx Bandits, The Supervillains, Broken Bells, The Mars Volta, Yonder MSB, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Man Man, Thievery Corporation, Father John Misty, Katatonia, Lotus, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, SHPONGLE!, Vladimir Sterzer, Porcupine Tree, Do Make Say Think, Larry & His Flask, TesseracT, Animals As Leaders, Karnivool, Biffy Clyro, Everything Everything, this list is rather endless, but there's a general idea :)

Authors: Vance Packard, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Heinlein, Alan Watts, Hunter S Thompson, Pema Chodron, Christopher Hitchens, Kurt Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, Terrence McKenna, Carl Sagan and many more. Currently reading True Believer by Eric Hoffer (!!!)

Food: I will try anything, but my favorite is Japanese. I also love pretty much anything having to do with breakfast burritos! Haha..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Uhm.... Nachos?! Yes... 6 of them...

But if they stick together, it counts as one nacho...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I transcend to pure light energy and surf the cosmos? Where does my social conditioning end and my original thought begin? How deeply is my behavior affected by my damn parents' habits? Is my perception of reality accurate? Are we there yet? Am I a consumer puppet just like the rest? Who is Santa Jesus anyways? Can birds see magnetic fields? What does the Grand Canyon look like from space? If someone from the 1500's saw where I live today, would they like it? If guns don't kill people, people kill people.. Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to forget my name!

Haha.. Not really, I've been rather well behaved lately and practicing a lot of Yoga.. However, that might also lead one to forget their name...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The reward center in my brain has entitlement issues..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have:
Counter-culture perspective
Concern/ambition for overall wellness
Bouts of uncontrollable smiling and/or giggling
Tendencies to think critically/logically
Symmetrical physical features
Coconut water
Pants parties
New music to share
And general enthusiasm/curiosity about the nature of our existence..