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30 Chicago, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:51pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Dropped out of space camp
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Oh hi.

A wondrous lad with a keen wit, florid with language, and possessing a general aura of wonderfulness.

INTJ, for you Meyers Briggs folks. I'm 30 going on 5, and I am never growing up, especially if it means putting on pants.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working from home full time (a commute of three feet is seriously fantastic), practicing new dance styles, and living in the music.

Loving my cat to pieces.

Collecting as many different kinds of hats as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing! For the past seven years I've been a student of liquid dancing, which has, quite literally, changed my life completely in every positive way possible. Chicago has an incredible community of extremely talented dancers, and I've had the very great privilege of knowing some fantastic folks. I'm always moving, choreographing, doing something related to dance, even if it's just in my head. I've been caught just bopping away in grocery stores while looking at eggs.

I'm also really good at accents. In particular, Irish and Indian ones. Any sort of stereotypical accents, I can do it (near) flawlessly. Jolly good old chap.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair I suppose, it's grown out quite a bit as of late, mostly because I miss having long hair.

The swashbuckling coat that I always wears which cuts quite the dashing figure and general air of wondrous splendor. Or so I like to think. Jabba the Hutt meets Rudolph the Reindeer, I dunno.

I also walk very quickly and have a dry, sarcastic and snarky sense of humor, always cracking jokes, always looking at the bright funny side of things.

I've been told my deep voice is very reassuring and calming. I've also been told that I have resting bitchy face, but really it's just that I'm just usually thinking about something. The biggest compliment I ever got was that a friend thought my smile was beautiful because it transforms my face and it's always genuine. Aw shucks. *kicks rocks*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Kushiel series. White Oleander. Vonnegut. Gaiman. Louis Sachar. Steinbeck.

Shows- Leverage. Firefly. Bones. Star Trek. House. My Little Pony. Psych. Lost Girl. Sherlock.

Music- Industrial/EBM, trance, psytrance, drum and bass, 80s and 90s metal, j-rock, classical music (Tchaikovsky, Wagner, Rimsky-Korsakov (Shaharazad is fantastic), and recently, really getting into operas.

Theater- Les Miserables. I know all the songs. The King and I. Chicago. West Side Story. Klingon Hamlet.


I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

All knowledge is worth having. That which yields, is not always weak.

Be water, be Dancing Mad.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research, Anderson!

Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives, including your mother's, and yours. I dare you to do better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. Dance. My curiosity. Jammies. Books. Korean food. My rainbow zebra stripped fuzzy bathrobe. My cat, Phedre.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Always asking why. I refuse to believe something at face value and require proof or evidence. Why are pistachios more addictive than heroin? How does Justin Bieber command the hearts and soul of a thousand teenagers across the realm and how can we destroy him? Why are all my books arranged by smell and taste?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out dancing at Neo. Practicing dance at home. Board/video games with friends.

Choreographing lightsaber duels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Apparently when I sleep, I snore, but it's gentle and not... standard. I've been told a number of times it almost sounds like purring.

I am slowly turning into a cat. I am okay with this.

I also learned all the words to N'Sync's Bye Bye Bye in order to impress a lass to ask her out to prom in high school. It worked.
You should message me if
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You're a quirky person with odd interests. If you can carry on a stimulating and engaging conversation. Let me inside that noggin of yours and let us compare gray matter.

Fellow Imgurians.

I am open to either monogamous, monogam-ish, or open/poly. I've had all types of relationships in the past, and each new person is a new experience, and if you're leaning towards one or the other, let me know, let's chat it out.

You'd like to be the Irene Adler to my Holmes.