Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A wondrous lad with a keen wit, florid with language, possessing a
general aura of wonderfulness, and prone to infectious grins and
INTJ, for you Meyers Briggs folks. Logic and seriousness aside, I
like to run across sidewalks with my hands out making airplane
noises. I'm 30 going on 5, and I am never growing up, especially if
it means putting on pants.
At least, that's what my friends tell me. Right guys? Guys...?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as a senior recruiter for a RPO company, shifting
pieces around the nation and overseeing the hiring process for
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing! For the past five years I've been a student of liquid
dancing, which has, quite literally, changed my life completely in
every positive way possible. Chicago has an incredible community of
extremely talented dancers, and I've had the very great privilege
of knowing some fantastic folks. I'm always moving, choreographing,
doing something related to dance, even if it's just in my head.
I've been caught just bopping away in grocery stores while looking
at eggs and people just stare at me funny.
I'm also really good at accents. In particular, Irish and Indian
ones. Any sort of stereotypical accents, I can do it (near)
flawlessly. Jolly good old chap.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair I suppose, it's grown out quite a bit as of late, mostly
because I miss having long hair.
The swashbuckling coat that I always wears which cuts quite the
dashing figure and general air of wondrous splendor. Or so I like
to think. Jabba the Hutt meets Rudolph the Reindeer, I dunno.
I also walk very quickly, have a dry, sarcastic and snarky sense of
humor, always cracking jokes, and that I talk really really fast
when I get excited about something.
I've been told my deep voice is very reassuring and calming. I've
also been told that I have resting bitchy face, but really it's
just that I'm just usually thinking about something. The biggest
compliment I ever got was that a friend thought my smile was
beautiful because it transforms my face and it's always genuine. Aw
shucks. *kicks rocks*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Kushiel series. White
Oleander. Vonnegut. Gaiman. Louis Sachar. Steinbeck.
Shows- Leverage. Firefly. Bones. Star Trek. House. My Little Pony.
Psych. Lost Girl. Sherlock.
Music- Industrial/EBM, trance, psytrance, drum and bass, 80s and
90s metal, j-rock, classical music (Tchaikovsky, Wagner,
Rimsky-Korsakov (Shaharazad is fan-fucking-TASTIC), and recently,
really getting into operas . X-Japan is the greatest band ever.
Also highly obsessed with Lindsey Sterling.
Theater- Les Miserables. I know all the songs. The King and I.
Chicago. West Side Story. Klingon Hamlet.
I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
All knowledge is worth having. That which yields, is not always
Be water, be Dancing Mad.
I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your
Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved
eight hundred lives, including your mother's, and yours. I dare you
to do better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. Dance. My curiosity. Jammies. Books. Korean food. My rainbow
zebra stripped fuzzy bathrobe. My cat, Phedre.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Always asking why. I refuse to believe something at face value and
require proof or evidence. Why are pistachios more addictive than
heroin? How does Justin Bieber command the hearts and soul of a
thousand teenagers across the realm and how can we destroy him? Why
are all my books arranged by smell and taste?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out dancing at Neo. Practicing dance at home. Board/video games
Choreographing lightsaber duels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Apparently when I sleep, I snore, but it's gentle and not...
standard. I've been told a number of times it almost sounds like
I am slowly turning into a cat. I am okay with this.
I also learned all the words to N'Sync's Bye Bye Bye in order to
impress a lass to ask her out to prom in high school. It
Unfortunately, I've listened to it so many times at that point I've
begun to like it, and thus cultivated in the embarrassing amount of
knowledge I have of 90s boy bands.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a quirky person with odd interests. If you can carry on a
stimulating and engaging conversation. Let me inside that noggin of
yours and let us compare gray matter.
I am open to either monogamous, monogam-ish, or open/poly. I've had
all types of relationships in the past, and each new person is a
new experience, and if you're leaning towards one or the other, let
me know, let's chat it out.
If you read everything. Upvote for you.
You'd like to be the Irene Adler to my Holmes.
Even if you don't, you're awesome. I don't know who you are or what
you will do, always know that you are awesome.
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