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instantdecay

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Oh hi.

A wondrous lad with a keen wit, florid with language, possessing a general aura of wonderfulness, and prone to infectious grins, waggling eyebrows, and incapable of taking a normal photograph, insisting on trying to make o_O or >:O faces.

INTJ, for you Meyers Briggs folks. Logic and seriousness aside, I like to run across sidewalks with my hands out making airplane noises. I'm 29 going on 5, and I am never growing up, especially if it means putting on pants.

I like to think of myself as a cocky devil, always with a smart ass dorky and funny comment, a smile, and a roguish sense of charm.

At least, that's what my friends tell me. Right guys? Guys...?
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working as a senior recruiter for a RPO company, shifting pieces around the nation and overseeing the hiring process for folks. Dance my minions, dance!

Ever since adopting a friend's old cat, snapchatting nothing but pictures of her.
I’m really good at
Dancing! For the past five years I've been a student of liquid dancing, which has, quite literally, changed my life completely in every positive way possible. Chicago has an incredible community of extremely talented dancers, and I've had the very great privilege of knowing some fantastic folks. I'm always moving, choreographing, doing something related to dance, even if it's just in my head. I've been caught just bopping away in grocery stores while looking at eggs and people just stare at me funny.

I'm also really good at accents. In particular, Irish and Indian ones. Any sort of stereotypical accents, I can do it (near) flawlessly. Jolly good old chap.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair when it's all done up, the swashbuckling coat that I always wears which cuts quite the dashing figure, and general air of badassery.

I also walk very quickly, have a dry, sarcastic and snarky sense of humor, always cracking jokes, and that I talk really really fast when I get excited about something.

I've been told my deep voice is very reassuring and calming. I've also been told that I have resting bitchy face, but really it's just that I'm just usually thinking about something. The biggest compliment I ever got was that a friend thought my smile was beautiful because it transforms my face and it's always genuine. Aw shucks. *kicks rocks*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Kushiel series. White Oleander. Vonnegut. Gaiman. Louis Sachar. Steinbeck.

Shows- Leverage. Firefly. Bones. Star Trek. House. My Little Pony. Psych. Lost Girl. Sherlock.

Music- Industrial, trance, psytrance, drum and bass, 80s and 90s metal, j-rock. X-Japan is the greatest band ever. Also highly obsessed with Lindsey Sterling.

Theater- Les Miserables. I know all the songs. The King and I. Chicago. West Side Story. Klingon Hamlet.

Quotes-

I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

All knowledge is worth having. That which yields, is not always weak.

Be water, be Dancing Mad.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research, Anderson!

Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives, including your mother's, and yours. I dare you to do better.
The six things I could never do without
Music. Dance. My curiosity. Jammies. Books. Korean food. My rainbow zebra stripped fuzzy bathrobe. My adorable old lady cat. She's 15 but old kitties need love too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Always asking why. I refuse to believe something at face value and require proof or evidence. Why are pistachios more addictive than heroin? How does Justin Bieber command the hearts and soul of a thousand teenagers across the realm and how can we destroy him? Why are all my books arranged by smell and taste?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out dancing at Neo. Practicing dance at home. Board/video games with friends.

Choreographing lightsaber duels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Apparently when I sleep, I snore, but it's gentle and not... standard. I've been told a number of times it almost sounds like purring.

I am slowly turning into a cat. I am okay with this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a quirky person with odd interests. If you can carry on a stimulating and engaging conversation. Let me inside that noggin of yours and let us compare gray matter.

Fellow Imgurians.

I am open to either monogamous, monogam-ish, or open/poly. I've had all types of relationships in the past, and each new person is a new experience, and if you're leaning towards one or the other, let me know, let's chat it out.

If you read everything. Upvote for you.

You'd like to be the Irene Adler to my Holmes.

Even if you don't, you're awesome. I don't know who you are or what you will do, always know that you are awesome. http://i.imgur.com/738hKa8.gif