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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like to take things apart because I think I can put them back together later. Of course, I always end up with a handful of screws in the end with no idea of where they go. Basically don't let me fix your things since I don't guarantee that I can actually fix them.

I like biking, hiking, and rock climbing! There's a surprisingly large amount of parks around(*) San Antonio! Who knew? I like to read - currently struggling through "Infinite Jest" accompanied by a dictionary, WebMD, and DSM-V.

(*) If you use "around" to mean "in the state of Texas"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I design ICEE & Slurpee machines. That means I get to drink all the slurpees I want.

Other than that, I do what strikes my fancy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting things off the top shelf or from narrow places.

Opening jars.

Deciding where two holes on a piece of metal should go.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Justin Long, but only when I have long hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Definitely into fiction; ie: Sci-fi (Heinlein, Stephenson), fantasy (Martin, Pratchett), magic realism (Murakami), and adventure (Keurouc - who is not really fiction, but whatever). Unfortunately most of my reading these days is of a technical nature.

Movies: Not a big watcher of movies these days since Netflix never seems to have anything that I want to watch, but movies that I've liked: Shaun of the Dead, Shawshank Redemption, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Amelie, Star Wars, Galaxy Quest, Waterworld, Blue is the Warmest Color, Outsourced, Thomas Crown Affair, Cruel Intentions.

Shows: Currently keeping track of Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Friends, Archer, and It's Always Sunny.

Music: Oh man that's rough. I wish Pandora still had that thing where it would tell you why it decided to play a song for you - this way I could copy that description in here. I guess I like indie/alt/pop rock with lots of synth/instrumental melodies and/or melodic EDM. I've also got a confession to make here: I can hardly name a single artist/group and when I listen to music I can never make out the lyrics.

Food: A salad with fresh cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, mini sweet peppers, a token amount of lettuce, topped with a bit of crumbly garganzola, and a splash of olive oil is probably the best thing ever - none of that bowl of wilted greens and a tomato slice that you get in a restaurant. Also a huge fan of a delicious burger or other red meat. Not a big fan of non-fish seafood, but really like fish & sashimi. Things that are a bit spicy or a bit sweet. Avid tea drinker and also a lover of the darkest, creamiest, stoutiest, beers that money can buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, books, internet, delicious nomnoms, and the great outdoors - but not too far outdoors. One time I went outside and there was no internet. That was pretty rough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next road trip and where I'm going to camp.

if I should buy a luxury air mattress for car camping.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typically out with friends. If not that, then sitting in a state of suspended animation staring at blank walls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing along to songs when I think nobody's looking. Unfortunately I don't know what the lyrics are so there's a bit of "na-na-hey-hey-oh-god-I-don't-even-recognize-this-tune" going on.
You should message me if
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You want to go for a beer and a bike ride. Maybe the bike ride first and then the beer?

You want to introduce me to some new music or food.

You want to hop in the car and drive 14hrs to Colorado to go hike some 14ers.