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insuds

28 San Antonio, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to think that I'm an engineer. Basically, I often like to take things apart because I think I can put them back together later. I call this "engineering." Of course, I always end up with a handful of screws in the end with no idea of where they go. That's when I start nodding sagely and saying things like "Well, it's within tolerance..." Basically don't let me fix your things since I don't guarantee that I can actually fix them.

I like biking, hiking, and rock climbing! There's a surprisingly large amount of parks around San Antonio! Who knew? I like to read - currently struggling through "Infinite Jest" accompanied by a dictionary, WebMD, and DSM-V.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I design ICEE & Slurpee machines. That means I get to drink all the slurpees I want.

Other than that, I do what strikes my fancy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting things off the top shelf or from narrow places.

Opening jars.

Deciding where two holes on a piece of metal should go.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Grey hair. Another decade or so and I might have silver fox status.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Definitely into fiction; ie: Sci-fi (Heinlein, Stephenson), fantasy (Martin, Pratchett), magic realism (Murakami), and adventure (Keurouc - who is not really fiction, but whatever). Unfortunately most of my reading these days is of a technical nature - engineering & programming texts.

Movies: Not a big watcher of movies these days since Netflix never seems to have anything that I want to watch, but movies that I've liked: Shaun of the Dead, Shawshank Redemption, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Amelie, Star Wars, Galaxy Quest, Waterworld, Blue is the Warmest Color, Outsourced, Thomas Crown Affair, Cruel Intentions.

Shows: Currently keeping track of Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Friends, Archer, and It's Always Sunny.

Music: Oh man that's rough. I wish Pandora still had that thing where it would tell you why it decided to play a song for you - this way I could copy that description in here. I guess I like indie/alt/pop rock with lots of synth/instrumental melodies and/or melodic EDM. I've also got a confession to make here: I can hardly name a single artist/group and when I listen to music I can never make out the lyrics.

Food: A salad with fresh cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, mini sweet peppers, a token amount of lettuce, topped with a bit of crumbly garganzola, and a splash of olive oil is probably the best thing ever - none of that bowl of wilted greens and a tomato slice that you get in a restaurant. Also a huge fan of a delicious burger or other red meat. Not a big fan of non-fish seafood, but really like fish & sashimi. Things that are a bit spicy or a bit sweet. Avid tea drinker and also a lover of the darkest, creamiest, stoutiest, beers that money can buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, books, internet, delicious nomnoms, and the great outdoors - but not too far outdoors. One time I went outside and there was no internet. That was pretty rough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which electrical wire is the one that kills you. Is it the black? The white? The red? The green? ... oh god, I'm the worst engineer ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typically out with friends. If not that, then sitting in a state of suspended animation staring at blank walls until saturday rolls around kind of like that "Rabbit in a Snowstorm" thing from Daredevil.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing along to songs when I think nobody's looking. Unfortunately I don't know what the lyrics are so there's a bit of "na-na-hey-hey-oh-god-I-don't-even-recognize-this-tune" going on.
You should message me if
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you want to go for a beer and a bike ride. Maybe the bike ride first and then the beer?

... or you want to hop in the car and drive 14hrs to Colorado to go hike some 14ers.