I am a single mother- I adopted a little boy last year. I decided that it was time to think of someone other than myself and I have to say.. hes pretty awesome! He is now 5 and is a huge part of who I am now. Its okay if you're a little jealous after this next comment ... I ... am now an expert on ALL THINGS Spongebob. Its true.
Update: Let's not waste anyone's time by contacting me if you only have pics with other girls hanging on you, live with your parents, are unemployed, or are looking for a hook up. I will absolutely not meet anyone for sex. Lets not waste each others time while you test that to see how strongly I stick to that.
DO contact me if: you're brave enough to take me on as the reigning champion of the world in thumb-war wrestling, think that Will and John rocked the house in Step Brothers, have a passion for old school nintendo games, or still think its fun to look up and find shapes in the clouds every now and then.