Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love to play with change, then put it in my mouth.
I probably won't cook for you.
I like doing things sometimes, but not a lot of the time.
There's a good chance that I work harder than you.
I like cake, but I don't hate cookies.
I'm better looking than your ex.
I'll see you in hell
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being indifferent, making myself laugh,farting, pointing out your
flaws, and speaking english.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tales From The Crypt (books,movies and the show) and pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee is a wildcard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things I don't like, and people that I'm better than.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typically being friend-zoned, and wishing I had real friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like myself more than I like most people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want your pink little panties charmed off.
Who are you looking for?
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