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internetmagic
23 / F / straight / Single
Los Angeles, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
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- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Judaism
- Sign
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- Education
- Working on masters program
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
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- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am corpulent, flatulent, and used to be a dude.
My Self-Summary
I am a mean Jew. I love counting my money. When I'm in line in
front of you at the burrito store, I like to pay in all pennies,
because I know you REALLY WANT A BURRITO NOW. And whoops, I just
lost count.
Both of my parents really like my tumblr: http://dinosaurparty.tumblr.com/
Both of my parents really like my tumblr: http://dinosaurparty.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
I go to art school and I worry about becoming pretentious. I also
have jobs that I love, but no way am I telling you about them,
strangers on the internet.
I’m really good at
Drinking a whole french press of coffee, not figuring out captchas,
tricking little kids into reading by pretending I can't, petting
the bunnies in my office.
The first things people usually notice about me
Perhaps my offensive body odor or adorable outfit.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm reading Infinite Jest and I like it a lot.
I like music with handclaps, but also anything that sounds roughly like a washing machine (see: summertime clothes).
I like music with handclaps, but also anything that sounds roughly like a washing machine (see: summertime clothes).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. My deep (and sincere) love for the film Jumanj.
2. Why you're not wearing a shirt in your profile picture. I know times is tough, but when a man can't even afford a shirt, it's SERIOUS.
3. Can I get away with having a dog in my apartment?
2. Why you're not wearing a shirt in your profile picture. I know times is tough, but when a man can't even afford a shirt, it's SERIOUS.
3. Can I get away with having a dog in my apartment?
On a typical Friday night I am
workin' on my night cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am so, so old fashioned.
You should message me if
Extra points if it's been at least 24 months since you've last
played World of Warcraft. Extra extra points if you don't identify
strongly with Zach Braff or Woody Allen.
