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internetpersonn

23 Hickory, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
sarcasm with a dash of humor
im weird,interesting, indecisive at times, opinionated at others, but amusing i guess?
idk.
i dont think my personality comes off on the internet as it does in real life, or maybe it does.
this is my internet grammar and punctuation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the same thing i do everyday. take over the world.
and the pursuit of happiness?
high cholesterol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being average at everything. and breathing. staying up late and sleeping until forever
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my deep, luscious, captivating brown eyes. dont get lost.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i dont like favorites. why pick one thing? well actually for food, its cheese, but that s only because i dont have a choice.
i ll just list things that i like in no particular order....
more of a list of interests i guess

seinfeld
the office uk/us until season 6. babies ruin everything.
its always sunny
parks and rec
gameofthrones
alt j
why?
puch drunk love
wes anderson movies
thrift shops
antiqueing
paul thomas anderson movies
sci fi movies, even if theyre cheesy.
ive seen pretty much every movie, at least a few times and tv shows, well the good ones, not including how i met your mother, the big bang theory, or two and a half man. watch it without a laugh track. no one tells me when to laugh!
true detective
tokyo police club
arcade fire
90's music
wonder wall by oasis, and oasis
game of thrones, even though it was shit
enders game
harry potter
i dont read that much, except for articles on the internet or captions i should more though
im good at it, really.
vanilla sky
eternal sunshine of the spottless mind
jim carrey
robin williams
bill burr
uh
the walking dead, at first
miami horror
childish gambino
wu tang clan
quentin tarantino
eli roth
george ramero
george castanza
george washington
george of the jungle
i made a traingle
triangles
daniel day lewis
there will be blood, but thats paul thomas anderson
the master
grand budapest hotel
curb your enthusiasm
an idiot abroad
The 80's
lifes too short
ricky gervais, even though his laugh makes me cringe
boats
wood working
craft beer
jack and coke
comedians in cars getting coffee
louie
stand up comedy
jon stewart
king of the hill
young ones
portugal. the man.
chillwave music
how long is this list?
coffee
i play the drums on occasion
there will be blood
vice documentaries
eastbound and down
matthew mconaughey after 2009
band of brothers/the pacific, war stuff, i like history
ranch dressing, fuck ketchup
american horror story
safety not guaranteed
star wars
the shins
the strokes
mgmt
band of horses
astronautilus
a tribe called quest
ice cube
hiking
outdoors stuff
married with children
dances with wolves
donnie brasco
the godfather
boardwalk empire
goodfellas
raging bull
taxi driver
rampart
roman polanski
inception
the dark knight
joseph gordon levitt
star tek, tv and movies
the fifth element
the quiet earth
seth rogen
blue valentine
arcticmonkeys
the black keys
phoenix
starfucker
washed out
top gear uk
paul rudd
the necessary death of charlie countryman
the place beyond the pines
drive
sean penn
the fresh prince
bill murray!
conan obrien
comedy
ok this is a long partial list
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fast cars, fast food, fast women x2 and water. thats 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i spend too much time thinking about anything.
and buying a boat. not a big boat. like sailboat size. but i dont know how to sail. i also think about learning to sail so when i buy a sailboat and know how to do more than just sit in it.

and buying a motorcycle, selling everything, and just driving away.

alaska
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing things with people, or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this one time when i was, and then.
this profile though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can keep a conversation, or just to say hey. or for drinks. i drink, for nutrition...
or whatever really. it seems like most of the people on here just like to creep...