Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
sarcasm with a dash of humor
im weird,interesting, indecisive at times, opinionated at others,
but amusing i guess?
i dont think my personality comes off on the internet as it does in
real life, or maybe it does.
this is my internet grammar and punctuation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the same thing i do everyday. take over the world.
and the pursuit of happiness?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being average at everything. and breathing. staying up late and
sleeping until forever
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my deep, luscious, captivating brown eyes. dont get lost.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i dont like favorites. why pick one thing? well actually for food,
its cheese, but that s only because i dont have a choice.
i ll just list things that i like in no particular order....
more of a list of interests i guess
the office uk/us until season 6. babies ruin everything.
its always sunny
parks and rec
puch drunk love
wes anderson movies
paul thomas anderson movies
sci fi movies, even if theyre cheesy.
ive seen pretty much every movie, at least a few times and tv
shows, well the good ones, not including how i met your mother, the
big bang theory, or two and a half man. watch it without a laugh
track. no one tells me when to laugh!
tokyo police club
wonder wall by oasis, and oasis
game of thrones, even though it was shit
i dont read that much, except for articles on the internet or
captions i should more though
im good at it, really.
eternal sunshine of the spottless mind
the walking dead, at first
wu tang clan
george of the jungle
i made a traingle
daniel day lewis
there will be blood, but thats paul thomas anderson
grand budapest hotel
curb your enthusiasm
an idiot abroad
lifes too short
ricky gervais, even though his laugh makes me cringe
jack and coke
comedians in cars getting coffee
stand up comedy
king of the hill
portugal. the man.
how long is this list?
i play the drums on occasion
there will be blood
eastbound and down
matthew mconaughey after 2009
band of brothers/the pacific, war stuff, i like history
ranch dressing, fuck ketchup
american horror story
safety not guaranteed
band of horses
a tribe called quest
married with children
dances with wolves
the dark knight
joseph gordon levitt
star tek, tv and movies
the fifth element
the quiet earth
the black keys
top gear uk
the necessary death of charlie countryman
the place beyond the pines
the fresh prince
ok this is a long partial list
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fast cars, fast food, fast women x2 and water. thats 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i spend too much time thinking about anything.
and buying a boat. not a big boat. like sailboat size. but i dont
know how to sail. i also think about learning to sail so when i buy
a sailboat and know how to do more than just sit in it.
and buying a motorcycle, selling everything, and just driving
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing things with people, or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this one time when i was, and then.
this profile though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can keep a conversation, or just to say hey. or for drinks. i
drink, for nutrition...
or whatever really. it seems like most of the people on here just
like to creep...
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