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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jun 8, 2013
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Other and it’s important
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
kinky/non-monogamous/privilege cognizant

thought i'd throw that up top to save people time.

also see over there where it says Religion-->

the Other that i'm so serious about is Basketball.

ok now that everyone is gone.

i've made the arc from small town dreamer to big city cynic and back again about three times. seasonal gig gypsy for many years but ive been in the bay area for almost as long as i was footloose. i miss living near dangerous animals.

epicurean-ism is a lovely refuge from the limitless void of the universe.

littering makes me feel violent.

if i could live in any dystopia id probably still choose this one.

better than i have to be but not by much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
helping kids to pay rent.

tending to my rhode island reds.

laying the groundwork.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
makin it work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that i am the size and build of a fifteen year old mathlete.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i dont want to brag or anything but i once lived in a shack in the amazon so i'm basically a jungle badass with no need for the luxuries required by my coddled peers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
social, political, economic and scientific phenomena. just like the rest of you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
more netflix than nightlife.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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dipped toes into the murky waters of the adult entertainment industry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are a queer person with a partner(s) that is not into the kinds of interesting sex you want at the moment or isnt the gender you are in the mood for today. a single queer person looking for a kink dynamic or friendship more than a romantic relationship.


your life is one slow burning existential crisis that you find hilarious.