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inthesaltwater

25 Richmond, VA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
Orientation
Bisexual, Pansexual, Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
spooky goth witch feminist bae. specifically "soccer goth" somehow. i'm a reader & a writer.

i'm single and i want/need to be that way, so i'm decidedly not looking for romantic or exclusive situations. in my alone time i'm actively trying to be kinder to myself but also, frankly, i want some external validation & affection. i'm solitary but also social.

i don't get on here every day; if you're impatient or rude i'm gonna make fun of you on twitter with screenshots and it's gonna be hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm taking a break from triple major undergrad to roll sushi. my cat sleeps next to me in bed every night because i don't like sleeping next to humans. i need a lot of room for sleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
empathy. angst. writing irrelevant essays. untying very small knots. crying. hate-glances.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyebrows are actually perfect. they are canopies to Intimidating winged eyeliner.

also i guess since it's summer people notice i have pretzel stick baby deer legs and that my right leg has a bunch of brutal scratches on it that just won't heal. i don't need your advice. i'm not self-conscious about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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didion, kundera, july, garcia marquez, pynchon, woolf, foer (i don't care if you think he is a trite sentimental disgrace to american literature), camus, grass, coetzee, bulgakov.

synecdoche, ny; heima; spirited away; nausicaa of the valley of the wind; magnolia; boogie nights; inherent vice; talladega nights; wanda; frances ha.

the x-files, trailer park boys, adventure time.

beach house, joanna newsom, made in heights, lorde, grimes, purity ring, amiina, washed out, rhye, blood orange, the smiths. jojo's "leave (get out)" has been stuck in my head for 11 years.

cheerios, chex, crispix.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
black super-high-waisted jeans
selfies (fuck Off mr. lahey)
adderall + caffeine (both of which i hate a lot)
thirst traps
marshlands
moss piglets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether i am incredibly smart or just average-stupid.

myself.

how long i can survive without making out.

whether or not there is anyone out there who would fit me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rolling sushi. wanting to dance.

i probably don't want to dance with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
♍️ sun, ♐️ moon, & ♓️ rising.

also i have narcolepsy? ayyy lmao ✌️👽

so i often fall away socially for stretches of time because socializing quickly saps what little energy i have.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
beach house/jnew are some of your deities.

you're a v cute self-loathing dude who wants to kiss winona ryder's hair. i know i spelled her last name wrong in an earlier edit; i got confused sorry but at least i do know she's cher horowitz's sister.

you're a woman & you're perfect & you also believe many other women are perfect.

if you've already seen my twitter, message me. if you find my twitter via my okc, i'll be delightfully impressed. otherwise i'll tell you my twitter after i've gauged whether or not you can HANDLE IT. if you find my twitter via my tinder and then tell me about it here i will not be impressed. like at all.

don't sext me.