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inthesaltwater

24 Richmond, VA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 18
Orientation
Bisexual, Pansexual, Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
spooky goth witch feminist bae. i'm a reader & a writer & i want affection p much.

i should say here that i am single but not seeking a romantic/exclusive relationship. i'm trying to figure out exactly what i want & how to describe that; it's a process. anyway, i am exploring being honest and kind to myself; as part of this i must remain single.

i don't get on here every day; if you're impatient or rude i'm gonna make fun of you on twitter with screenshots and it's gonna be hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
triple major undergrad. i keep a strict nap schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing irrelevant essays & making cats fall in love w me. being an angsty baby. suppressing my angst. empathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyebrows are actually perfect. they are canopies to Intimidating winged eyeliner. also i am bae. this is non-negotiable.

if you choose to interpret this as the danish word for "poop" i will school you in etymology.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
didion, kundera, july, garcia marquez, pynchon, woolf, foer (i don't care if you think he is a trite sentimental disgrace to american literature), camus, grass, coetzee, bulgakov.

synecdoche, ny; heima; mermaid; spirited away; nausicaa of the valley of the wind; bande de filles; magnolia; boogie nights; inherent vice; talladega nights; wanda; frances ha.

the x-files, trailer park boys, adventure time.

joanna newsom, beach house, made in heights, lorde, grimes, purity ring, amiina, hundred waters, washed out, rhye, blood orange. jojo's "leave (get out)" has been stuck in my head for 11 years.

chips & cantina salsa, mini pretzels, salted avocado, cheerios. i hate adderall & energy drinks but they're actual necessities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mom/sisters/cat/squad (in sum: fam)
black super-high-waisted jeans
selfies (fuck Off mr. lahey)
plenty of alone time for a variety of purposes, including: naps.
thirst traps
marshlands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my brand on twitter

whether or not i have the energy to get out of bed to go to kroger for a box of cereal that i will inevitably & unabashedly eat dry straight out of the box in my bed over the course of the next 24 hours

whether people seem to like me more now that i'm on adderall because i have the energy to demonstrate my um stellar personality (as opposed to being v desperately exhausted & v shy) OR because i'm not fat anymore & thus finally fulfill enough of society's beauty ideals to be considered beautiful OR because thanks to twitter/selfies i have, since august, transformed from a self-loathing sad girl into a confident, self-loving sad girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely with my squad at balliceaux wanting to punch all tall men who try to fuckin bulldoze through me to get past. rude. i hate you.

i probably don't want to dance with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
♍️ sun, ♐️ moon, & ♓️ rising.

runescape is love. runescape is life.

once i had a dream that mira gonzalez was my girlfriend and that she was very much in tender gentle love with me and we were in a grocery store and she held my face in her hands and kissed me and that dream, it lingers.

and it's no secret that i refer to braden holtby as the 1 tru bae. definitely have had at least 2 dreams in which he had a crush on ME, not the other way around HAhahahhahahhahah

also i have narcolepsy? ayyy
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
beach house/jnew are some of your deities.

you're a v cute self-loathing dude who wants to kiss winona ryder's hair. i know i spelled her last name wrong in an earlier edit; i got confused sorry but at least i do know she's cher horowitz's sister.

you're a woman & you're perfect & you also believe many other women are perfect.

if you've already seen my twitter, message me. if you find my twitter via my okc, i'll be delightfully impressed. otherwise i'll tell you my twitter after i've gauged whether or not you can HANDLE IT.

there are a lot more reasons not to message me though & they have more to do with you than with me.

don't sext me.