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inthesaltwater

24 Richmond, VA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 21
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
spooky goth witch feminist bae. i'm a reader & a writer & i want affection p much.

i should say here that i am single but not seeking a romantic relationship. i am exploring being honest and kind to myself; as part of this i must remain single.

i don't get on here every day; if you're impatient or rude you can bet i'm gonna make fun of you on twitter with screenshots.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm in year 7 million of triple major undergrad. i nap often. my job is editing my friend's grad school thesis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing irrelevant essays & making cats fall in love w me. being an angsty baby. suppressing my angst.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyebrows are actually perfect. they are canopies to Intimidating winged eyeliner. also i am bae. this is non-negotiable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
didion, kundera, garcia marquez, pynchon, woolf, foer (i don't care if you think he is a trite sentimental disgrace to american literature), camus, grass, coetzee.

synecdoche, ny; heima; mermaid; spirited away; nausicaa of the valley of the wind; bande de filles; magnolia; inherent vice (o yes i did); talladega nights; wanda; frances ha.

the x-files & adventure time.

joanna newsom, beach house, lorde, grimes, purity ring, amiina, hundred waters, washed out.

vinaigre. also Bread.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my mom & sisters are of utmost importance to me. my cat is obviously up there too. then my women-friends on twitter. also a good pair of tight black high-waisted jeans (must think of the Brand).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my brand on twitter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully making out. realistically napping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
♍️ sun, ♐️ moon, & ♓️ rising.

also i have narcolepsy?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to pet my hair & think i am a angel

there are a lot more reasons not to message me though & they have more to do with you than with me.

also if, as an intro, you send me a boring-ass, very basic message of one or two words, i will block you. 💁