Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
spooky goth witch feminist bae. specifically "soccer goth" somehow.
i'm a reader & a writer.
i'm single and i want/need to be that way, so i'm decidedly not
looking for romantic or exclusive situations. in my alone time i'm
actively trying to be kinder to myself but also, frankly, i want
some external validation & affection. i'm solitary but also
i don't get on here every day; if you're impatient or rude i'm
gonna make fun of you on twitter with screenshots and it's gonna be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm taking a break from triple major undergrad to roll sushi. my
cat sleeps next to me in bed every night because i don't like
sleeping next to humans. i need a lot of room for sleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
empathy. angst. writing irrelevant essays. untying very small
knots. crying. hate-glances.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyebrows are actually perfect. they are canopies to Intimidating
also i guess since it's summer people notice i have pretzel stick
baby deer legs and that my right leg has a bunch of brutal
scratches on it that just won't heal. i don't need your advice. i'm
not self-conscious about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
didion, kundera, july, garcia marquez, pynchon, woolf, foer (i
don't care if you think he is a trite sentimental disgrace to
american literature), camus, grass, coetzee, bulgakov.
synecdoche, ny; heima; spirited away; nausicaa of the valley of the
wind; magnolia; boogie nights; inherent vice; talladega nights;
wanda; frances ha.
the x-files, trailer park boys, adventure time.
beach house, joanna newsom, made in heights, lorde, grimes, purity
ring, amiina, washed out, rhye, blood orange, the smiths. jojo's
"leave (get out)" has been stuck in my head for 11 years.
cheerios, chex, crispix.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
black super-high-waisted jeans
selfies (fuck Off mr. lahey)
adderall + caffeine (both of which i hate a lot)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether i am incredibly smart or just average-stupid.
how long i can survive without making out.
whether or not there is anyone out there who would fit me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rolling sushi. wanting to dance.
i probably don't want to dance with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
♍️ sun, ♐️ moon, & ♓️ rising.
also i have narcolepsy? ayyy lmao ✌️👽
so i often fall away socially for stretches of time because
socializing quickly saps what little energy i have.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
beach house/jnew are some of your deities.
you're a v cute self-loathing dude who wants to kiss winona ryder's
hair. i know i spelled her last name wrong in an earlier edit; i
got confused sorry but at least i do know she's cher horowitz's
you're a woman & you're perfect & you also believe many
other women are perfect.
if you've already seen my twitter, message me. if you find my
twitter via my okc, i'll be delightfully impressed. otherwise i'll
tell you my twitter after i've gauged whether or not you can HANDLE
IT. if you find my twitter via my tinder and then tell me about it
here i will not be impressed. like at all.
don't sext me.
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