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24 Richmond, VA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 17
Bisexual, Queer
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body type
Strictly vegan
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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spooky goth witch feminist bae. i'm a reader & a writer & i want affection p much.

i should say here that i am single but not seeking a romantic/exclusive relationship. i'm trying to figure out exactly what i want & how to describe that; it's a process. anyway, i am exploring being honest and kind to myself; as part of this i must remain single.

i don't get on here every day; if you're impatient or rude i'm gonna make fun of you on twitter with screenshots and it's gonna be hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
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triple major undergrad. i keep a strict nap schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing irrelevant essays & making cats fall in love w me. being an angsty baby. suppressing my angst. empathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyebrows are actually perfect. they are canopies to Intimidating winged eyeliner. also i am bae. this is non-negotiable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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didion, kundera, july, garcia marquez, pynchon, woolf, foer (i don't care if you think he is a trite sentimental disgrace to american literature), camus, grass, coetzee, bulgakov.

synecdoche, ny; heima; mermaid; spirited away; nausicaa of the valley of the wind; bande de filles; magnolia; boogie nights; inherent vice; talladega nights; wanda; frances ha.

the x-files, trailer park boys, adventure time.

joanna newsom, beach house, made in heights, lorde, grimes, purity ring, amiina, hundred waters, washed out, rhye, blood orange. jojo's "leave (get out)" has been stuck in my head for 11 years.

chips & cantina salsa, mini pretzels, salted avocado, cheerios.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mom/sisters/cat/squad (in sum: fam)
black super-high-waisted jeans
selfies (fuck Off mr. lahey)
plenty of alone time for a variety of purposes, including: naps.
thirst traps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my brand on twitter

whether or not i have the energy to get out of bed to go to kroger for a box of cereal that i will inevitably & unabashedly eat dry straight out of the box in my bed over the course of the next 24 hours

whether people seem to like me more now that i'm on adderall because i have the energy to demonstrate my um stellar personality (as opposed to being v desperately exhausted & v shy) OR because i'm not fat anymore & thus finally fulfill enough of society's beauty ideals to be considered beautiful OR because thanks to twitter/selfies i have, since august, transformed from a self-loathing sad girl into a confident, self-loving badass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely with my squad at balliceaux wanting to punch all tall men who try to fuckin bulldoze through me to get past. rude.

i probably don't want to dance with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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♍️ sun, ♐️ moon, & ♓️ rising.

runescape is love. runescape is life.

once i had a dream that mira gonzalez was my girlfriend and that she was very much in tender gentle love with me and we were in a grocery store and she held my face in her hands and kissed me and that dream, it lingers.

and it's no secret that i refer to braden holtby as the 1 tru bae. definitely have had at least 2 dreams in which he had a crush on ME, not the other way around HAhahahhahahhahah

also i have narcolepsy? ayyy
You should message me if
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you want to pet my hair & think i am a angel (& not "an" angel)

if you've already seen my twitter, message me. if you find my twitter via my okc, i'll be delightfully impressed. otherwise i'll tell you my twitter after i've gauged whether or not you can HANDLE IT.

there are a lot more reasons not to message me though & they have more to do with you than with me.

also, if, as an intro, you send me a boring-ass, very basic message of one or two words or if i can tell you've sent a form message not personalized for me, your majesty of the internet, i will block you.