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inthesmelljar

26 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
depressed feminist seeks man with savior complex for sex & mutual moodiness
What I’m doing with my life
i write stuff (short fiction, mostly) and play music sometimes. for $ i work the night shift editing closed captions for TV, movies, and porn. i eat poorly, sleep terribly, and don't exercise outside of walking to work and dancing at bars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
writers: mark leidner, david foster wallace, anne carson, dennis cooper, chelsey minnis, george saunders, brian evenson, diane williams, beckett, beckett, and more beckett

movies: wet hot american summer, blow-up, scanners, lost highway, stroszek, the proposition, reality bites

tv: twin peaks, peep show, the wire, carnivale, fringe, louie, deadwood, archer, childrens hospital, adventure time

music: the fugs, scout niblett, why?, erik satie, earl sweatshirt, the microphones, bjork, black sabbath, roy orbison, that frank ocean song ft. andre 3000 a million times please

food: blueberries.
The six things I could never do without
corrective lenses, books, sex, blueberries, a guitar, and, of course, the national student loans service centre.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the nothingness of being. whether i should buy poptarts.

pretty fixated on the idea that if i get one more tattoo i'll be able to refer to myself as "thrice tatted."
On a typical Friday night I am
getting off work at 1am and wondering why everybody's already sleepy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm not a private person. but i also see lying about mundane details as something of a recreational sport.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
a) you've never said "i don't watch tv."
b) you don't think that nearing/turning 30 means your life needs to turn into a conservative party wet dream.
c) you're actively creative (i.e. you make stuff).