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28 Seattle, WA Woman


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  • Ages 24–40
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Ahoy! I am a female human, city girl, and sophisticated lady. My major interests include arts, sciences, and other things, and I'm usually found indoors! I'm always pleased in vast excess by silly things, like kitsch, puns, pop culture references, and general nonsense; an internet junkie with too many hobbies, Jungian ENTP, whimsical narwhal fanatic, secret basketcase? etc. I'm also notably engaging, enthusiastic, and spontaneous! My spirit animal is probably a sloth, though.

My husband and I met through this site, and then eloped in Vegas. Wait don't go!!! If you want to sail on the S.S. Friendship, toot toot. Seriously. If not, what is your problem? Why is everything always about sex with you?

Attention ladies: you should check out my single, adorable buddy wheniwascruel. You'll love him!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By night, I'm a super villain errrrrrrrrr I mean writer, painter, and mixed media artist. I also host a podcast about nerd culture with my delightfully nerdier sister and brother, and we're working on a new dystopian comedy project involving Barbie actors! Don't ask. By day I do boring computer work from home, in my pajamas. I also mold children in my image and do a lot of complicated cookery. I often speak vaguely of lofty goals and intentions to finish multiple projects, and an array of other endeavors, errands, tasks, thoughts, sentences,

Down the line, I want to do something in the realm of teaching, community outreach, maybe even politics. Become a pot-stirring philanthropist socialite, the kind of individual who pours fine Scotch out of crystal bottles in a wood paneled study, whom people eventually look back on with infographics, misattributed quotes, and mass-produced t-shirts. Possibly get a federal holiday, so people can be all like "Yay, that little lady dedicated her life to humanitarianism and by George it's given me a chance to go mow my lawn," or whatever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wordplay, innuendo, waxing poetic, playing devil's advocate, claw machines, musing, trolling, Cards Against Humanity, carnival games, snake charming, soothing savage beasts, creatively arranging things, cooking everyone into food comas, aiming, video/board/etc. games, remembering all the lyrics to terrible songs, and noticing little things other people didn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
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There's a large horn growing out of my forehead, which can't be photographed by cameras from this time period.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dreamboats include Anthony Burgess, Roald Dahl, Hunter S. Thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan, and George Orwell, among others. Essentially anybody who's spent a lot of time stoned in coffee shops. I love reading biographies and learning about history, social studies, biology, astrosciences, and I'm working on those lil' old George R. R. Martin stories right now.

Comedies, documentaries, nerdy nerd things, very good movies, VERY bad movies, or anything that can be described as "cheesy" and/or "80s."
A few tip-tops: Better Off Dead, They Live, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, The Room... The real list is super long.
(See also: John Cusack, Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, George Clooney, Kevin Spacey)

Most funny things, most British things, most nerdy things. Sifl & Olly, Star Trek TNG, Doctor Who, X-Files, Black Books, Green Wing, The Office (UK), Parks & Rec, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Sherlock, Firefly, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Sopranos, Dexter, Adventure Time, Unsolved Mysteries, Workaholics, Psych, Flight of the Conchords, Community, 30Rock, Elementary, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Justified, Jeselnik Offensive, Drunk History, Colbert Report, Daily Show, @midnight, and more!!!!!!!!!

I usually listen to a lot of 60s/70s/80s, classic rock, folk, soul, classic r&b, doo-wop, classic country, hip hop, glam, new wave, punk, indie, etc. I'm a celebrated jukebox DJ, and I like extraordinarily eclectic Pandora/Songza playlists (what up Jock Jamz). I collect bargain bin records and rarely pay any attention to what or whom is topping charts, especially in terms of modern commercial pop/rap/country, but my musical appetite is boundless.
Most of my friends are musicians, and I married a drummer. I sing and play keyboard, but I'm stupid-shy, so I'll probably never show you my finished music... But get a few drinks in me and I'll definitely sing karaoke at you. Let's do it! LET'S DUET!
I worship Tom Waits, as well as The Clash, Electric Light Orchestra, and Elvis Perkins...
Spoon, The Teeth, Purples, Man Man, Violent Femmes, Elvis Costello, The Cars, Pixies, Glen Hansard, Rilo Kiley, David Bowie, Queen, Beatles, George Harrison, Roy Orbison, Chrissy Amphlett, Chris Isaak, Mirah, Desaparecidos, Jenny Lewis, Rilo Kiley, all things Tim Kasher, and a million more.

I love cooking, baking, kneading dough, I get excited about quality pans and knives, my favorite spices are cumin, smoked paprika, and nutmeg, and I'm even a bit of a salt geek. Food food food food. Indulgent or elaborate, healthy or simple, holy macaroni, I could go on all day.

Earthbound, Oblivion, Skyrim, Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, Fallout 3, Fable 2, Diddy Kong Racing, Donky Kong Country 2, Zelda: Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, Tetris, Dr. Mario, Kirby's Avalanche, Illusion of Gaia, Starfox, Animal Crossing, Sims 2, Sims 3, Viva Pinata, Super Smash Bros., Mario Paint, Mario 64, Super Mario World, Contact

Patton Oswalt, Doug Benson, Mitch Hedberg, Eugene Mirman, Kumail Nanjiani, Ron Funches, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Zach Galifianakis, Reggie Watts, Nick Offerman, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari, Brian Posehn, Paul F. Tompkins, David Cross, Donald Glover, Judah Friedlander, Craig Robinson, Jonah Ray, Louis C.K., Ricky Gervais, John Oliver, Katt Williams
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oh six things? Okay. Rebellion, the internet, zany shenanigans, beverages, good company, baaaad company until the day I die, laser eyes, invisibility cloaks, invisibility potions, debauchery, enlightenment, truth, justice, sandwiches, pens, lists, my beloved, our beloveds, coffee, tea, espresso, Earl Grey hot, Earl Grey cold, useless trivia, *narwhals*, movies, x-acto knives, olives, making and listening to music, unicorns, creative writing, acrylic paint, thrift stores, old stuff, hoarding weird junk, mixed media, arts & crafts, mixology, really old magazines, cooking, baking, culinary arts, cowboys, dinosaurs, bars full of people who know all the words to songs, robots, friendships, battleships, space, time, space/time, video games, especially RPGs and FPSs, crackers, pixels, animals wearing costumes, animals wearing costumes of other animals, magic herbs, magic beans, Jane Child's hair, and numbers higher than six! Don't tell me how to live my life!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
highly unlikely situations, little details, the big picture, and What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
marinating in several things that start with the letter W.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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eyes. (clap!)
They're watching you! (clap clap!)
They see your evvvv-eryyyy moooove
You should message me if
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you are fun, and/or exceptionally flawed. I happen to like flaws, and can assure you I'm riddled with them. And riddles.

Or am I?