I'm the unexpected, I believe you were expecting me?
I am a female human, city girl, and sophisticated lady. An internet junkie, above-average Huckleberry Hound, Jungian ENTP, whimsical gnome, bee's knees, secret basketcase? etc. My major interests include arts, sciences, and other things, and I'm a total sucker for all matters passionate, creative and witty. I'm also notably engaging, spontaneous, and enthusiastic! And usually pleased in vast excess by silly things, like kitsch, puns, pop culture references, and general nonsense.
I've met very few people who are truly boring, but they exist. So you're maybe never going to understand me if you're not, on any level, some sort of starry eyed, originatively inclined half-fox-half-human, if you know what I mean. (Incidentally, my husband and I met through this site, and then eloped in Vegas.)
Wait don't go!!! If you want to sail on the S.S. Friendship, toot toot. Seriously. If not, what is your problem? Why is everything always about sex with you?
We could high five, drink all of the drinks, sing power ballads, laugh obnoxiously, and cheer really loudly when we beat Turtles in Time. But I get to be Raphael, he was my first crush. We have a long-standing thing going. I like turtles.
If you're a special lady, check out my adorable, single male buddy wheniwascruel. Double-dates!
If I sound intimidating somehow, rest assured okcupid tells me my personality is much more arrogant (read: exaggerated sense of self) than most other women!! Booooooo. It also says I'm super unkind. Wow! More slanderous lies. Way to be rude, guys. I thought we were cool.
Would an arrogant, unkind person have baaaaked yooou these delicious COOOOOOKIIIIIESSS??? No way! And I'll even go ahead and eat them for you, so you don't have to deal with the calories! You're welcome. :)