Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

introtoreality

36 M San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off I swear im not as pathetic as the profile pic may suggest. Promise. I'm 35 years old. I've never been married, never had children and I'd say I'm pretty easy to be around as long as you're not a dick in which case I'd probably be like, "hey, why you bein' a dick?". I'm a pretty forthcoming person and I don't believe in hiding the blatantly obvious. For example, I will tell you right off the bat. I'm a fat dude. I'm not proud of it and I'm currently shedding lbs. So if a big dude turns you off, move on.

I'm a genuinely nice guy. I don't creep on people, I'm not here to mass message the entire population of okcupid the same static pick-up line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a regular job, yes. It's nothing glamorous. I sit at a desk and bang on a keyboard pretending to type things. I'll open photoshop every now and then when I want to look busy AND creative. Yeah that makes me sound like some monkey that hits a button every now and then. I'm good at what I do but at the same time it's not a particularly remarkable occupation. I do what I do and enjoy it. I get my fill of creativity elsewhere.

I'm also a writer at an entertainment website that reviews movies/television/music and have been doing a podcast from there every week for several years. I play the guitar as well and was in a thrash metal band in Austin for 6 years before we eventually split due to just getting older and being crushed under more grown up responsibilities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-having fake arguments in the shower that I always win
-being average on the electric guitar
-listening to as much bad 80s and 90s music as I can while drunk
-air guitar. air drums. air bass. air whatever. AIR BAND.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know what? I honestly have no idea. Weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to read a ton in high school but over the years I've gotten terrible at keeping up with it. I'm a fan of the works of Bret Easton Ellis, author of Less Than Zero, American Psycho and the like.

Although I'm primarily a metal kind of guitar player/writer I actually listen to a certifiable shit ton of music. I like to tell people that I listen to anything from Slayer to John Mayer. In heavy rotation on the ipod/cd player at the moment are CKY, Opeth, The Beatles, Clutch.

TV shows are/were Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Silicon Valley. There's a whole bunch of shit to list.

Movies? There are so many. All time favorites would be the Star Wars trilogy, Godfather, Apocalypse Now, all Edgar Wright films as well as anything else that Simon Pegg or Nick Frost are in. Just so much stuff really.

I also love video games. If adults playing games bugs you then piss off.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends
my guitar
music in general
gaming
my family
sour patch kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should be doing or what I could be doing.

and boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably alone in the dark crying. Not really. Maybe. Nah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I will watch the Star Wars prequels and not really complain about them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you fucking feel like it. i mean really, just do what you want.