Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look, i know I look like a moping child or just a complete doofus
in these photos, cut me some slack. I don't photograph well. I'm
alot more awesome than these pictures. Promise.
I'm 36 years old. I've never been married, never had children and
I'd say I'm pretty easy to be around. I'm a pretty forthcoming
person and I don't believe in hiding the blatantly obvious. For
example, I will tell you right off the bat. I'm a fat dude. I'm not
proud of it and I'm currently shedding lbs. So if a big dude turns
you off, move on.
I'm a genuinely nice guy. I don't creep on people, I'm not here to
mass message the entire population of okcupid the same static
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a regular job, yes. It's nothing glamorous. I sit at a desk
and bang on a keyboard pretending to type things. I'll open
photoshop every now and then when I want to look busy AND creative.
Yeah that makes me sound like some monkey that hits a button every
now and then. I'm good at what I do but at the same time it's not a
particularly remarkable occupation. Does this make me sound like a
dead ender with no goals? Perhaps. The job is the job, I've just
decided to get my fill of creativity and ambition elsewhere.
I'm also a writer at an entertainment website that reviews
movies/television/music and have been doing a podcast from there
every week for several years. I play the guitar as well and was in
a thrash metal band in Austin for 6 years before we eventually
split due to just getting older and being crushed under more grown
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-having fake arguments in the shower that I always win
-being average on the electric guitar
-listening to as much bad 80s and 90s music as I can while
-air guitar. air drums. air bass. air whatever. AIR BAND.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You know what? I honestly have no idea. Weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I used to read a ton in high school but over the years I've gotten
terrible at keeping up with it. I'm a fan of the works of Bret
Easton Ellis, author of Less Than Zero, American Psycho and the
Although I'm primarily a metal kind of guitar player/writer I
actually listen to a certifiable shit ton of music. I like to tell
people that I listen to anything from Slayer to John Mayer. In
heavy rotation on the ipod/cd player at the moment are Sufjan
Stevens, Carpenter Brut, Napalm Death....
TV shows are/were Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks and
Rec, House of Cards, Silicon Valley. There's a whole bunch of shit
Movies? There are so many. All time favorites would be the Star
Wars trilogy, Godfather, Apocalypse Now, all Edgar Wright films as
well as anything else that Simon Pegg or Nick Frost are in. Just so
much stuff really.
I also love video games. If adults playing games bugs you then piss
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music in general
sour patch kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should be doing or what I could be doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably alone in the dark crying. Not really. Maybe. Nah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I will watch the Star Wars prequels and not really complain
You should message me if
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you fucking feel like it. i mean really, just do what you want.
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