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31 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 6
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently), Swahili (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently), Tibetan (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Lead me into temptation.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach at a museum and I have a fascination for historical things. I've had a few interesting experiences too, I was a barman in the French Alps and I've also worked on a cruise liner and been a Project Manager in London. After that I was a Bridge Testing Technician in Ireland and then an Arts Director at a summer camp in the USA (but I quit that as it sucked).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Earth without Art would be Eh.

I like to paint with watercolour or oils but I don't really know what I'm doing.
Still working on
Still working on
The first things people usually notice about me
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I went back to my old school for some teaching experience and the following conversation took place:

Boy: Were you a naughty boy sir?

Me: No... Why?

Boy: You look like one.

The little bastards are very perceptive.

After that I went to work at local a Secondary school and I was called gay and a posh twat on my first day. I was secretly quite pleased that someone thought I was posh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to drink tea mixed with a bit of Scotch, it's like the English version of an Irish coffee.

I also love popular science and history books, Richard Feynman is a hero of mine, I'm a right geek.

I watch Downton Abbey and have Pride and Prejudice on DVD (seriously I'm not gay).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
BBC Radio 4/Podcasts
Girl's bums
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At certain moments mankind has felt the need to develop qualities of thought and feeling so as he might approach an ideal of perfection. This has been reflected through numerous creations, especially artwork. The Greeks were the first to invent such an ideal in 5th century Before Christ and it was, in my opinion, the most extraordinary creation in the whole of history. After admiring the aesthetic harmony of Aphrodite Kallipygos I've finally realised they were onto something and that girl's bums really are quite fascinating, tho I'm not sure if the rest of the world is civilised enough to agree with me yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to go horse riding with my hounds around my country estate and drink Scotch Whisky from my hip flask. Not that I agree with hunting or have an estate yet, but my cat caught a mouse the other day so I suppose that means I can wear tweed and get smashed in my garden.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever I view a profile I always check out your sex answers first to see if you're a dodgy perv.
You should message me if
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I'm a sapiophile but I'm quite open minded about who I date, provided I don't get any more messages from ladyboys. Do you have any idea how disappointing it is to see a girl you quite fancy only to discover that she's actually some bloke called Dave?