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47 • M • Chicago, IL
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 29–75
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Sep 19
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Strictly other
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
I can tell a Shaker from a Quaker.
Favorite song: Afternoon Delight
Favorite movie: Breakin' II (Electric Boogaloo)
Favorite show: Mass for Shut-Ins
Favorite food: Pudding
A haiku about pudding:
Looks a little bit like barf
But I still eat it
Hold on, I think I'm doing this one wrong...
I now give you:
A parable about pudding.
A man sits at his table and contemplates his pudding. He thinks to himself - "I have pudding, and that is good!"
He considers eating his pudding. "To eat this pudding would be good, but then I would have no pudding."
Just then the rodent comes in. He climbs on to the table. He ascends the 8 tiny steps to a miniature diving board that just happens to be positioned directly above the pudding.
He collects himself and executes a perfect half-gainer. He lands in the pudding with nary a splash. The rodent swims to the surface and says - "I have befouled your pudding. Now you have no pudding, nor did you eat any pudding. You're a stupid old man."
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