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33 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:26pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Midwestern to the core (I literally grew up in a corn field) but well traveled. Left thinking and handed. Sometimes bearded. Always bespectacled. Outspoken. Tall/lanky/awkward. I can out-vulgar anyone.

I have never seriously texted someone an emoji or "lol" in my entire life. This is important. Deal.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting 12 years years of stupid degrees and an ass-load of student loan debt to work...
I’m really good at
Fuck words.


Not smiling in pictures.

Eating my weight in pizza.

Buying unnecessary shit at 2 am (thanks amazon dick).

Taking 3 days to put the sheets back on my bed after doing laundry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm half a foot taller than you.

Male-equivalent resting bitch face.

Maybe not a so much a first things people notice about me type of deal, but I get a lot of "no way, you're not really a [...] are you? But you don't look or act like one." Um, Thanks? I know it's hard to fathom a shy little cornbred rustbelt product of a single-parent household growing into a liberal/borderline socialist hardcore/metal/punk kid who then kicked and screamed his way into one of the oldest and most conservative professions on the planet. For the record folks, that's how you squarely find yourself the black sheep of your field. No complaints. Actually, that should really be in my self-summary, eh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like my movies dark, heavy, and hard on the brain:
Noe, Haneke, Aronofsky, Solondz, Miike, McQueen, Gonzalez-Innaritu, Chan-Wook. The usual cinema snobbery suspects.

I like my music dark, heavy, and hard on the ears:
copious amounts of doomy/sludgy/face-shredding metal, independent hip hop, mathy hardcore, grungy punk, and lots of whiny indie shit covering the in between.

Books: don't read like I used to. Typically political non-fiction-y stuff with the occasional offbeat fiction read when a good friend recommends one.

Food: I've failed several times throughout the years at making a vegetarian move. I still go pretty heavy on the veggie/vegan front though. I make it a point to eat very healthy and responsibly most the time. Every once and while though I'm prone to binges only an 8 year old and/or pregnant woman would make. Never met a taco I didn't like. Wish the same could be said of pizza (Papa John's is tastebud cancer).
The six things I could never do without
1) nail clippers
2) loose leaf tea
3) late-night conversations
4) the google
5) a nice, heavy comforter
6) stuffing music in my earholes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bike. Ridez.

How I wish Werner Herzog would narrate my life, or at the very least, occasionally read me bed time stories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ride around shinin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't eat bananas and I've never seen any of the Godfather movies. FUCKING KILL ME NOW.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a strong eyebrow game.

...or because I infrequently send messages myself. This is a very weird place and I try to pick my battles wisely. I think we can all agree OKC's "algorithms" are fucked.

Slightly awkward, layered, artistically-inclined eccentrics are always welcome.