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ipecac_neat

34 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Midwestern born and bred but well traveled. Left thinking and handed. I'm as liberal as they come. Sometimes bearded. Always bespectacled. Outspoken. Tall/lanky/awkward. Fiercely loyal. Honest to a fault. I can out-vulgar anyone. Growing collector of macabre and vintage objects and the like. Usually the black sheep of the group. Social introvert if that's a thing. Always GGG.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was in school forever and accumulated a student debt larger than the GDP of several small countries. Now I'm finally putting that all to (good?) use.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck words.

Self-deprecation.

Avoiding sunlight.

Eating my weight in pizza.

Exhaustively browsing Netflix queues but not actually watching anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm at least half a foot taller than you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like my movies dark, heavy, and hard on the brain.

I like my music dark, heavy, and hard on the ears.

Books: Political non-fiction-y stuff with the occasional offbeat fiction read.

Food: I go pretty heavy on the veggie/vegan front. Every once and while though I'm prone to binges only an 8 year old and/or pregnant woman would make.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) nail clippers
2) loose leaf tea
3) Elizabeth Warren
4) the google
5) a nice, heavy comforter
6) stuffing music in my earholes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a Jon Stewart-less Daily Show world is going to be like. I'm scared. Hold me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spittin' an' cussin'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to brunch your fucking face off.

You think making out to anything by Deafheaven, Rosetta, or Whirr would be kind of magical.

You like late night walks, mischievous exploring, and bike rides.

You have at least some interest in healthy eating/living.

You're up for checking out random shows.

Despite the asshole-ery contained within I'm actually looking for someone with substance and weight to their character. I'd like to think extraordinary still exists out there, somewhere.