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34 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:20pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Midwestern born and bred but well traveled. Left thinking and handed. Sometimes bearded. Always bespectacled. Outspoken. Tall/lanky/awkward. Fiercely loyal. Honest to a fault. I can out-vulgar anyone. Growing collector of macabre and vintage objects and the like. Usually the black sheep of the group. This is especially true of my profession...and I'm OK with that.

I abhor the use of 'ur' and 'lol'
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the only thing I've ever wanted to do since the day I sprung from my mommy's loins.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck words.


Not smiling in pictures.

Eating my weight in pizza.

Taking 3 days to put the sheets back on my bed after doing laundry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm half a foot taller than you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like my movies dark, heavy, and hard on the brain.

I like my music dark, heavy, and hard on the ears.
(the new albums by Pallbearer, Wreck and Reference, Pianos Become the Teeth, Old Man Gloom, and Whirr are all on heavy rotation. This new Run the Jewels album is a goddamn sexy monster too).

Books: Political non-fiction-y stuff with the occasional offbeat fiction read when a good friend recommends one.

Food: I go pretty heavy on the veggie/vegan front. Every once and while though I'm prone to binges only an 8 year old and/or pregnant woman would make. Never met a taco I didn't like. Wish the same could be said of pizza (Papa John's is tastebud cancer).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) nail clippers
2) loose leaf tea
3) late-night conversations
4) the google
5) a nice, heavy comforter
6) stuffing music in my earholes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where the hell did my 'most private thing i'm will to admit' section disappear to? I loved revealing to internet creep-os all my innermost secrets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spittin' an' cussin'
You should message me if
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You have actual substance and weight to your character. I'd like to think extraordinary still exists out there, somewhere.

your profile name DOES NOT contain any of the following words: pink, butterfly, princess diva, luv, or you think 'chi' is a witty and creative replacement for the word 'shy'.

You have a lead on where I can get a taxidermied platypus.