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ipecac_neat

33 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Midwestern born and bred but well traveled. Left thinking and handed. Sometimes bearded. Always bespectacled. Outspoken. Tall/lanky/awkward. Fiercely loyal. Honest to a fault. I can out-vulgar anyone. Growing collector of macabre and vintage objects and the like. I don't use emojis or 'lols. That last point is very important.

IG: bellyfullofhell
(creep on you creepy creepers)
(p.s. yes I know it's private, you just gotta commit to your creep if you want this action)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
waiting for Tupac to come back and the new Aphex Twin album to drop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck words.

Self-deprecation.

Not smiling in pictures.

Eating my weight in pizza.

Taking 3 days to put the sheets back on my bed after doing laundry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm half a foot taller than you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like my movies dark, heavy, and hard on the brain.

I like my music dark, heavy, and hard on the ears.
(the new albums by Pallbearer, Wreck and Reference, Open Mike Eagle, Thou, Shabazz Palaces, Enabler, '68, Martyrdodd, United Nations, and FKA Twigs have all been on heaven rotation. While out a bit longer I still can't put down the new Warpaint either. Thing is sexy as fuck).

Books: Political non-fiction-y stuff with the occasional offbeat fiction read when a good friend recommends one.

Food: I go pretty heavy on the veggie/vegan front. Every once and while though I'm prone to binges only an 8 year old and/or pregnant woman would make. Never met a taco I didn't like. Wish the same could be said of pizza (Papa John's is tastebud cancer).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) nail clippers
2) loose leaf tea
3) late-night conversations
4) the google
5) a nice, heavy comforter
6) stuffing music in my earholes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did I just put that in my mouth?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spittin' an' cussin'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're weird, looking for someone equally weird, or just want to get weird.

please don't be vanilla. this place is becoming increasingly vanilla and match.com-like. ugggggghhhh.

You want to hang out on a porch/stoop/rooftop/deck late at night talking nonsense. You want to go on bike ride or hike. You want to catch a show or flick. You have a lead on where I can get a taxidermied platypus.