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iphiwereu

44 M Clementon, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So, I'm sitting home on the couch on New Year's Eve, with a debilitating head cold, surfing the 'net and decided to try out a new dating site. Here I am!
I'm into outdoor stuff: mountain biking, hiking, camping, dog parks, softball and golf.
I'm a sweet guy, generous and a deep thinker. Admittedly, I'm not even always sure what I'm thinking about. I'll tell you if I know, though. Stop me if I start to diatribe.
I love kids and animals and adults sometimes, too.
I haven't any kids of my own, but I do have Tater (woof).
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Yay!
I'm recently divorced after a long separation; getting my "me" together.
I've decided to go back to school to further my education, although I haven't a plan,...yet. Admittedly, this was easier when I was 30. I have time.
I’m really good at
Crossword puzzles. Is that of dating value???
I'm a pretty excellent antique furniture restorer, as it is my profession, or at least a part of it.
In tune with my profession/passion I really like garage sales and the flea market. That being said, I'm a solid negotiator.
I give a good "stinkeye", too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love live music. I lean mostly towards indie rock these days, but I can get into nearly anything. Each genre has its own intricacies and appreciable points, even bubblegum.
I grew up with a very musical father with a stout diet of Beatles, Clapton, Hendrix, etc. I was backstage at Kiss when I was eight with my dad. That was awesome.
More currently: Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, Gary Clark Jr. & The Dead Weather (one of Jack White's many projects) are on my rotation.
I own a banjo (which I play atrociously) and like Bluegrass and Bluegrass infused rock/alt-country (Wilco, Avett Bros., Mumford & Sons).
Have you been to Union Transfer? I love that joint.

As for books, I'm going to reply "textbooks". Yuck.
I've been stocking up on some classics, though and we'll see when I get an opportunity to dive in (Ilyad & Odessey, Ulysses - heavy reading, I know). Love to read and see Shakespeare performed live. Much Ado About Nothing may be my fave - whimsy, wit, wordplay & juxtaposition make it fun.

My favorite movie is Young Frankenstein. I'm due for a fresh viewing. I like vintage Godzilla movies a lot, too. But, I enjoy more than just the ridiculous cited films.

TV: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, Storage Wars, It's Always Sunny..., Modern Family, Top Gear (BBC), Shameless (a recent binge viewing of mine) & it's baseball season..woohoo!

As food goes, may I have more, please? Generally, I am an adventurous eater, but my roots are in meat & potatoes.
I have been on a binge of classic Philly sandwich joints (which I make time for if I'm visiting clients in town) and have a new favorite Tomato Pie spot, which is in Jersey.
Love to cook for people I care about. Haven't been cooking enough, lately. I don't buy jarred pasta sauce and I get meat from my favorite butcher.
The six things I could never do without
Tater (my dog)
Mountain Bike
Golf Clubs
Good Friends/Family
Internet
My Thoughts
Been thinking about this one some more. I'm going to have to live without #1 at some point. I should accept that. A lot of the other stuff is frivolous, other than F&F. Admittedly, I might use the damned 'net too much. Heck, I'm using it to find you. Is that bad? Probably not, but we here all know some people that think so.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Not to be so vague, but my mind moves fast enough that I often don't catch up to it. Were I a more organized thinker I might be a novelist or screenwriter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with Tater or poker with the boys. I'm good with adding a date and some good conversation to this list.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pluck my eyebrows. Not with any skill, mind you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you like what you've read, think goofy is fun, aren't disgusted with golfers or can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue. I'm kind of kidding.
Women are smarter than men. Y'all know way more than we do if there's a possible match or click between two people and their online dating profile jazz. This is not to say I won't shoot you a note. I may. From my online dating experience, men (but not me, of course) try to fish with a shotgun, spraying the pond hoping for a floater. That being said, I am terribly impressed by a woman that reaches for the knucklehead she spies and wakes him up.
Gimme a shot.