Sometimes, when browsing profiles or reading emails, you may encounter a phrase which confuses you, or seems to have hidden meaning. As a student of human behavior, I feel it is my duty to provide you with translations of a few commonly used phrases. I hope this helps.

I'm super random!
"I make up for my poor social skills by being LOUDER and MORE SO. I hope you will enjoy my ability to quote entire episodes of British television shows from memory."

I like to keep busy.
"I have no hobbies. Please save me from my desperately boring existence."

I hate hipsters.
"I'm a hipster."

I have eclectic tastes
"I shop at Cost Plus and think movies are automatically good if they're foreign."

I have a great sense of humor.
"I'm dull as toast."

I live life on my own terms.
"I'm a flaky (wo)man-child who has little to no concern for the people around me."

I'm looking for someone honest and authentic.
"Hi, how much will it cost to check my EXTRA MASSIVE baggage?"

I'm assertive.
"I'm high-maintenance."

I know what I like.
"I'm really high-maintenance."

I'm kind of a Renaissance Man.
"I try to be universally misinformed on as many subjects as possible."

I have an artistic streak.
"I'm untidy and perpetually late."

I'm a very physical person.
"I'm starved for attention, please hug me!"

Except Rap and Country.
"My musical tastes are formed entirely by the radio, but I'd like you to know that I'm not a redneck or, you know, 'urban'."

I'm just here for the quizzes.
"I haven't gotten laid in months."