When I'm lying on my back in my bed and I actually have pants on, I totally pull a double Al Bundy. I cAN't STanD whEn PeOpLe wrITe lIKE ThiS. . I laugh at completely inappropriate things and myself VERY often. I will poke you in the ass and give you a wet willie. I have a sick mind. Freckleicious. . I can build towers out of everyday household items. Sometimes I wish I lived in a movie - " Dazed and Confused " to be exact. I'm the most uncool person I know. I like to attack people with tongs. I can not parallel park. I'm funny and I'll probably tell you that you are too - you're funny. I think cloudy night skies are just as awesome as starry night skies. I sometimes think too much but say nothing at all. I have at least 5 bruises on my body at any given time. I pull disappearing acts. I have this vein on my right hand that pops out under my middle knuckle - it annoys me. I have trouble acting normal when I'm nervous. I lose things alot. When my dog howled, I used to howl with him.
Did you really just read all of that ???
I'm a 31 year old single female with no children. I have 2 cats and I also love dogs. I work a full and part time job, but have time for fun. On the weekend I can usually be found at a local dive bar, seeing a band, bowling, at a Phillies or Flyers game, having a get together with friends, or just lounging watching movies.
I am looking for a fun down to earth guy. Someone who knows what they want and is not interested in playing games. Cheaters need not apply.

MUSIC: the police, 80's, iron and wine, al green, coldplay, interpol, alkaline trio, flogging molly, 2 skinnee j's, outkast, tv on the radio, deathcab, bff, sunny day real estate, honorary title, dmb, barry white, del amitri, placebo, modest mouse, toad the wet sprocket, the starting line, love songs, weezer, bad religion, we are scientists, oldies, radiohead, ween, beastie boys, guster, depeche mode, morrissey, snow patrol, the smiths, pulp, portishead, the killers - so shoot me, gabe dixon band, reggie and the full effect, my guilty pleasure - john mellencamp. MUCH LOVE to local bands and my friends bands: The Moscow Girls, Sage, Honah Lee, Wingmen, Chris Batten and the Woods, Local Demise, BenchPress 3000, Too Much Too Fast Too Soon, Immersed, The Slackers, Sean Hagler, Mulebone, A.B.S., I Know The Struggle. CHECK THEM OUT !!!

MOVIES: 80's, high fidelity, the last american virgin, beautiful girls, election, 200 cigarettes, pecker, gone with the wind, dazed and confused, anything with john cusack or adam sandler, the neverending story, empire records, anne of green gables, a christmas story, labrynth, wet hot american summer, valley girl, the princess bride, slackers, dodgeball, lifetime movie sundays - haha

TV: strangers with candy, the state, absolutely fabulous, ren and stimpy, beavis and butthead, all the csi's and law & orders, family guy, extreme makeover home edition, the andy milinakis show, wheel of fortune, athf, i am weasel, laguna beach ( season 1 and 2 ), lost, grey's anatomy, jericho

hearing
seeing
tasting
feeling
breathing
vans

why people always ask me to pick favorites

i want to marry rick astley

you can sing or at least recite rick astley songs/lyrics to me