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28 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:48am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I am a rare and probably magical animal.

What? Huh?

You wouldn't be reading this without looking at my pics first. Did you notice I have my shirt on in all my photos, and none of them involve me posing with guns, cars, or a wad of dollar bills? Furthermore, I have never called a girl a bitch or ho while not singing a rap song. I also just correctly used the word "furthermore." I don't give a fuck about cars or sports. NOT. ONE. FUCK. Most models and actresses look either plastic or unhealthy to me , not attractive. I think cheating is a really shitty thing to do to another person, so I've never done it. Ever. (Really!) I've also, upon realizing I'm not really that into the person I've been seeing, have immediately ended it instead of waiting around and enjoying the easy sex at the expense of her emotions. Oh, and I broke up with her in person not with a text like a chump/jabronie. If I ever get married I think it'd be weird if the girl took my last name, it seems unfair. I think being a stay-at-home Dad would be awesome and would have no bearing on my pride whatsoever, however, If I ever have a daughter she will not own a Barbie under any circumstances. I like talking about feelings. I am reminded almost every day of the ridiculous extent of privilege I enjoy as a white man. I am not proud of it but I would never deny it. I haven't owned an Xbox since I was 17. I don't understand Fantasy Sports Leagues. Just no idea at all. I have been to multiple gay bars and have had a great time at each one. I read a book at least once a day and don't own a TV.

That is my very long-winded way of saying I am not like most guys in all the best of ways. Unless of course you are looking for a collar-flipping, traditional gender-role having, subservient 1950's housewife-wanting, often-cheating, hyper-masculine- six-pack-havin-douchebag. Of course that however begs the question why are you reading profiles when you could have just responded to one of the 10 messages you probably get like every day that both begin and end with "Nice tits" or " Wanna cum over my place tonite lol" or "'Sup beuatifull, it's ladeez nite at [insert random name of place on The Landing], you wanna get dranks babee?!?!" Just send him a picture of your tits and your number, no words, he will understand and you will start a beautiful three month relationship I have no doubt!

Along with the lack of abs and guns you may notice not all of my pictures are super flattering because the point of this is to meet in real life eventually and I don't want to do that and immediately seem a liar. That is what I actually look like for better or worse.

What do I want from you? Well, I want a girl who likes me. That means she actually likes ME not a version of me she thinks she can mold me into over time. I want a girl who is genuine. I want a girl who can make me laugh uncontrollably (This is more sexy to me than you answering the door naked. Really, it is). I want a girl who wants to have his and her dogs that we treat like our furry children. I want a girl who is intelligent, not necessarily educated, but certainly well-read. I want a girl who would rather go on a camping trip than a shopping trip. I want a girl to be there for and who will be there for me. I want a girl who is sex-positive. I want a girl to hold hands with always. I want a girl who is infinitely more concerned with what she wants out of life than what other people think of her. I want a girl who I can look at say "Yes, that is the one I want to try and build a life with."

Damn. I'm impressed you're still reading this.

Anyway, I'm just your typical run-of-the-mill accidentally sarcastic darkly optimistic spiritualistic athiest psychological apprentice. So, I got that going for me.
In the rare , rare event that you are reading this because you are taking the initiative to contact guys instead of passively waiting with crossed fingers, THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I don't have the words, just, thanks! If you message me I promise I will do you the courtesy of replying back even if it just to say "Thanks for your message and for reading my long-ass profile but you are not really my type."
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going to school to be a therapist/counselor whatever term you like, I really want to open my own private practice/partner with people to open a holistic care center. I was in a PhD program in Chicago to be a psychologist but I realized I was loving practice while getting fed up with doing research and the program wasn't what I thought it was so I transferred to a Counseling MA program and it is going awesome.

I also do random jobs in education & social work

I am currently working as a live-in support worker & companion for two awesome guys with developmental disabilities.

I also am planning the Avatar: The Last Airbender and Comedy Theatre kids all-day summer camps I will be teaching this summer, it's gonna be a good one!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
gettin' paid, lifting heavy stuff like it's whatev, beast-taming, droppin' knowledge, lasers, shreddin licks, inspiring disempowered youth, vigilante justice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I have a banana in my pocket AND I am happy to see them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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words: Phillip K. Dick, George R.R. Martin, Allen Ginsburg, William Gibson, Ursula LeGuin, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, William Faulkner, Ken Kesey, Chuck Klosterman, David Brin, Kim S. Robinson

sounds: a viscous sonic whirlwind of math rock, 90's post-punk, folk, & trip-hop

picturebox: Game of Thrones (What? A white guy in his late 20's who's really into Game of Thrones? I know, I am really going against the grain on this one), and cartoons, mostly Avatar The Last AIrbender & Legend of Korra, Rick & Morty, South Park, and Bob's Burgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, shelter, clean water, human contact, soap, some kinda coat prolly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People, music, my elaborate ASOIAF theories, democratic socialism, sex, what kind of beer I'm gonna brew next, and why we drive on parkways and park on driveways.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
more than likely with friends at home or out adventuring, beer is involved
You should message me if
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you want to.