Prepare to be disappointed.
Anyway, I'm Shawn and in my measly 26 years I feel like I've done a bit of living and, well, I mighta learnt me a thing or two . Like the difference between people who are fake and genuine and which I prefer, the difference between an actual relationship and two people going through the motions to keep from being bored until something more exciting comes along, what it means to be present with NOW and why its better that way, and why I can't work a job that doesn't involve helping people cuz I think it would go against my morals.
So, if you haven't figured that shit out yet, I'm not gonna help you and I don't want to date you. Except the job one, I mean do what you want. Actually, if you don't work in the social services you probably make more than me which is awesome. Unless you don't buy my drinks at least sometimes. Then you're a slut, and I don't date sluts, sorry.
Anyway, I'm just your typical run-of-the-mill accidentally sarcastic darkly optimistic spiritualistic athiest psychological apprentice. So, I got that goin for me.
Are you friggin intrigued yet? What? Message me, this isn't like real life where you have to wait for the guy to make the first move. C'mon.